Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

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Not just that, but wasn't she packing each day's themed outfit inside each individual Loungefly backpack?

Yes! And she also linked to a 45 liter Target backpack, which she stuffed full and barely closed, claiming it would fit under the seat. Someone commented that the bag she linked to didn't fit under the seat and that the item's description said it was the size smaller that fit under the seat.

There were also people asking where/how she packed her liquids and toiletries for TSA.

 

[thissquirrelonatire2]

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She put her bare skin and head on a trash can in one of the world's busiest parks! Disgusting. And then lay in a flower bed, draped across those innocent plants. Probably not allowed and super embarrassing.
How is this okay? She should be reprimanded in public by an employee, not given a free trip. Blech, I might be mati for the first time. Thanks, Anna.
Although to be fair to her, I started getting salty when some fatty in the fat acceptance thread wore a backless satin bridesmaid dress to her Easter celebration. They really have no shame at all.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

If she did, it'd really damage her brand. Some influencers are 'the bitch', some are 'environmentalist hippies' etc. Emily's brand is 'happy nice overweight'. A bitchfest would be satisfying, but it'd upset a lot of people who are invested in Emily being 'the nice one'.

It would really suck having to be nice all the time for your job. That's why I never went into hospitality or retail, I wouldn't have lasted a week before I tried to strangle some arsehole customer.

I actually believe that Emely is genuinely happy and nice. I know that the aw, shucks relatability is just a schtick for some "social media influencers", but Emely seems pretty down to earth. She probably finds Anna embarrassing to be around sometimes, like when they terrorized that JC Penney like total assholes, but I don't think it would occur to her to publicly call out a friend. There are some people out there who really do see their friends through rose-tinted glasses. Like, "she can't be a total cunt, we're friends!" She also doesn't strike me as a straight up user; I don't think she's just hanging out with Anna to further her own career.

If it were just Emely's brand I think we would have seen the facade crack here and there. Anna previously tried to make "jolly loud fat chick" her thing, and Lord knows we've seen that mask slip. I admit that I trend more "asshole" than average, but that Hawaii vacation alone would have broken me. Emely not only never wavered during the trip, she apparently continues to see Anna socially. To me, that suggests a degree of patience that most people don't have.

I'll end my Emely stan post by saying her smile always looks so genuine, like she's actually enjoying herself. It's nice to see an "influencer", however small-time, with a smile that reaches her eyes.

In my heart, though, I have to believe Emely and her wife have had some hilarious conversations about Anna.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Honestly think Anna only tried to get in with her because she runs Curvy in Austin.

Anna definitely reads here:

Look $148

Kohl's Plus Size DRAPER JAMES RSVP™ Flutter Sleeve Wrap Maxi Dress $88
Amazon The Drop Women's Ryan Lug Sole Loafer $60

Drunk Elephant Body Care $263

Drunk Elephant C-Firma™ Fresh Day Serum $78 28ml/26ml/5g (3 items)
Drunk Elephant B-Hydra™ Intensive Hydration Serum $49 50ml
Drunk Elephant A-Passioni™ Retinol Cream $74 30ml
Drunk Elephant Lala Retro™ Whipped Cream $62 50ml

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

How many bougie skincare products has Anna shilled over the course of her "career" as an "influencer"?

More importantly, what the hell kind of bougie skincare company wants someone who looks like Anna as a spokesperson?

 

[GenociderSyo]

More importantly, what the hell kind of bougie skincare company wants someone who looks like Anna as a spokesperson?

It is kinda funny its for a brand named drunken elephant.

 

[OttoWest]

At this point she’s better off smearing that shit between her folds rather than her face. She’s on year five of the never ending Battle of the Weeping Sores; any product beyond Neosporin and sunscreen is wasted on her.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

How many bougie skincare products has Anna shilled over the course of her "career" as an "influencer"?

More importantly, what the hell kind of bougie skincare company wants someone who looks like Anna as a spokesperson?

Companies just offer to send free products to any IG account above a certain follower threshold they establish. They probably never even bother to look at anything but a few highly photoshopped images of Anna, and it’s doubtful they even bother with that.

What’s more bizarre is it’s a new line of skin care BS every other week. From my understanding you’re supposed to use certain products daily for a month or two to see improvement. Just slapping on array of different products every week won’t do Jack shit. But I guess that’s the difference between a real sponsorship (where they actually want you to be exclusive and think you fit their brand image) and just sending out free shit to anyone that will promote it.

OTOH skin care isn’t going to do anything for Anna. Anna’s face is full of gross weeping sores, acne and rashes. Nothing will improve her skin until she gets her hormones and weight under control.

The only thing she can do is filters and spackle on layers of stage make-up to try and hide her skin, which also exacerbates the sores and blemishes. I guess even she realizes the damage it does which is why she goes sans make-up occasionally because she’s trying to give her skin a rest from 20 lbs of paint.

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[stingray]

Honestly think Anna only tried to get in with her because she runs Curvy in Austin.

Anna definitely reads here:
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Look $148
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Kohl's Plus Size DRAPER JAMES RSVP™ Flutter Sleeve Wrap Maxi Dress $88
Amazon The Drop Women's Ryan Lug Sole Loafer $60

Drunk Elephant Body Care $263
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Drunk Elephant C-Firma™ Fresh Day Serum $78 28ml/26ml/5g (3 items)
Drunk Elephant B-Hydra™ Intensive Hydration Serum $49 50ml
Drunk Elephant A-Passioni™ Retinol Cream $74 30ml
Drunk Elephant Lala Retro™ Whipped Cream $62 50ml

So, because Jon is cradling Data like a baby means Data's needs and health are well taken care of? Because Data is "spoiled," that means he's well taken care of? I suppose we should just admit, then, that obese pets are not unhealthy. They're just spoiled, guys! Lay off it!

 

[thejackal2]

The number one reason Anna's travel channel will never do shit is because she's a fucking shut in with no friends, that has never once in her life matched her "type A" bullshit "influencer persona" to the real world. Nobody, not even the paid dog wrangler and dress fluffer Jon had the guts to tell his boss that packing 4 mini backpacks and a roller bag and planning on sleeping in an outfit over multiple nights and then wearing it on the travel home -- is the dumbest most out of touch autistic travel "tip" ever.

 

[Even more 8008135]

...sleeping in an outfit over multiple nights and then wearing it on the travel home...

My nose wrinkles just  imagining the smell of her disgusting dirty clothes on her disgusting, dirty self. I can't get past it.

 

[ScooterL]

A dog breed of that size and energy being passive while held upside-down looks more like learned helplessness than being "spoiled". It needs to be active - but I can't imagine Anna playing fetch for too long.

Poor animal.

 

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So, because Jon is cradling Data like a baby means Data's needs and health are well taken care of? Because Data is "spoiled," that means he's well taken care of? I suppose we should just admit, then, that obese pets are not unhealthy. They're just spoiled, guys! Lay off it!

John is looking like Nikocado's husband Orlin in this clip. Why is she filming her camera guy holding her dog? Did she really have John waiting around for her to "finish exercising" to record that clip of her?

 

[Potatis Salad]

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"It's OK! Everything's gonna be OK! It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood!"

Hope you've all enjoyed this little injection of positivity into your day!

 

[Salvador Dali]

Anna's paid partnership with the HAES pharmaceutical giant that makes ozempic and hrt just dropped.

Archive

 

[OttoWest]

Naturally:

Holy fucking shit:

 

[Haesindang Park]

Anna's paid partnership with the HAES pharmaceutical giant that makes ozempic and hrt just dropped.

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HRT and obesity do not mix.

 

[babyTAP]

The vibe is spooky as hell. The waxen doctor sticking to the script. Anna's defensive, wild gesticulating. Nicole sandwiched there attempting to bridge the gap between a corporate ghoul's overt shill and the giant wheezing ogre sat there braless in a pajama top and pleather. Deeply unsettling.

Edit: just got to the part about the soup - it's funny again. Soup requires standing, fibber!