Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

bravosouth said:
Kind of a fun eye-spy game but I'm not super familiar with American products, can anyone else spot anything else interesting?
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From left to right, top to bottom (with additional screenshots):
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  • Good ol' Mt Dew, eggs, diet Canada Dry, some jams, the sauce containers, cheese dip(!!), and some other sauce thing to the right of that.
  • Cherry juice, some kind of sauce/dip, what looks like a container of fat or grease, a travel mug that probably contains soda (because it's in the fridge), milk, the staged Mt. Dew, other Mt. Dew flavors, diet Dr. Pepper, Coca Cola, what looks like another jam jar, those Domino's wings, juice/milk/egg beaters?, and water bottles
  • Sargento cheese, salami?, bologna? in the drawer; Domino's pizza box, the meat or whatever's in that container
  • The Pilsbury pie crusts, not sure what's in the blue bag, butter
Most of these brands are Great Value, so rest assured our lard lord shops at Walmart.

Here's what I can recognize in the door, there's way more that I couldn't identify:
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  • Cholula hot sauce (why is this in the fridge?), pancake syrup?, sour cream, A1 steak sauce, buffalo sauce/dressing
  • Alfredo sauce, lemon juice, whipped cream, some kind of yellow dressing, more jam

Sicilian1984 said:
Also stumbled across this:
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Anna, Carpetbagger's Daughter, Is Arrested For DUI

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Not sure if real..
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Holy shit that girl is trashed. She needs her car door closed to find her ID, because she needs to have her eyes closed, so she can hear her ID. Then calls the cop an "I.D.iot" lmfao and throws a literal tantrum when they cuff her. She blew .20(!!), assuming the video's annotation is correct.
The in-car angles are dated 4/25/2022, the cops aren't sure if she's 17 or 18, and Jacob posted a video for Anna's 18th birthday in September 2022, so it kind of lines up. Jacob grew up in Wisconsin, and Everest Metro Police are in Wisconsin. But Jacob moved to the South when he turned 18 so that doesn't necessarily mean anything. That's all I've got.

Edit to add: Boogie has signed... Something. Boogie says "this counts?" and Keem says "done deal"
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Sicilian1984 said:
With anyone but DSP it wouldn't matter but they have a long history and Keem has a grudge. Hence him popping into DSP's side scrollers appearance to troll and call him a lulcow.

I think Keem traveled mostly to make sure these two lazy fucks actually follow through logistically.
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Someone else pointed this out and you're correct. I just assumed that keem could let go of DSP and came on the podcast to maybe get his little business venture w the podcast going.

I didn't know this keem lore of petty revenge but God it makes sense.

John Andrews Stan said:
He won’t, and he doesn’t want one. He needs an excuse to back out of this fight. If they moved the venue to Fayetteville he’d say he couldn’t make it because he has to wait at home for a delivery that day.

You CAN get passports turned around within 24 hours if you’re in a major city and pay an expediting agency $$$ to do it for you. But I just had friends have to involve their Congressman in order to secure their baby’s passport that they applied for months ago. Didn’t get it until 12 hours before their departure. No one’s doing Boogie any favors even if he wanted them to.
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Here in the euro parts of the farm you can apply for a passport latest 7 days before traveling. It's called a emergency passport and costs $100 (reasonable).
It's only guilty for that one trip you applied for but still, you can have a passport within 7 days for pretty cheap.

Knowing the landwhale he would roll up 6days before the trip and then post a tiktok saying "I really tried you guys. Thanks for the support love ya"
Everything that requires more effort than calling for dominos is not worth doing and we all know it.

What really gets me is that this could get him content and money but as someone said, his career is based on pure luck, not hard work. He don't know how to put in the effort needed to actually succeed.

If it does come down to a fight... imma go MATI here and say I hope wings fucking destroy him!

ETA: @Chainsaw Juggler I can't quote you but!

Every single shot that Keemstar has grabbed of Boogie so far also sports that incredibly red unhealthy glow in Boogie's face, in different lights and different rooms. It's always a good reminder how he looks when he isn't in the desaturated filming environment of his own recording devices.

That's not "unhealthy glow", did you forget he's a Cherokee princess?
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cock gobbler said:
Alfredo sauce, lemon juice, whipped cream, some kind of yellow dressing, more jam
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Also a bottle of olive oil next to the lemon juice. Does he have any idea how pantries work?

Never trust a man who owns this many stuffed animals. And by this many I mean more than zero.

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derthballs said:
Have a look at the keemstar in boogies door compared to boogie in boogies door.

Boogie has claimed anything from 5ft 9 to 6ft, keemstar is just under 5ft 8 - keem actually looks taller in his doorframe.
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keem also lost weight (naturally) something that's only heard about in legends in the Williams household

I know boogie signed a contract and everything seems to be set up for this actually happening, but I'm still not buying it. I do know though that if (or more like when) boogie bails, that's the last of it. Then we can truly have a death date for his channel, how exciting!
 
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Lugubrious said:
If you look at Boogie's fridge, it's obvious he doesn't cook at home but occasionally has things for his take out (sauces, ketchup etc) or for snacks (soda, peanut butter and jelly etc)

Pretty sure all of his meals are take out.
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The eggs are the only thing in that fridge that aren't over processed garbage, and I'd venture a bet that if Keem had opened it, he'd have found Boogie was using it to store Cadbury Creme Eggs.
 
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man I always bounce around with what I think of Keem, but I have to admit he can sometimes be funny. Loved that frank comment he made to boogie.


Also surprised boogie is doing this or working with Keem, unless it was DSP i'm thinking of who doesn't want to do any business venture with him like that lowcow podcast.
 
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cock gobbler said:
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I know very little about guns, so can someone indicate whether or not that's a real gun? I'm leaning towards it being some of Boogie's plastic garbage, but I assume it would be a legal problem for Boogie if it is a real gun (terrible trigger discipline aside)

And really? A "BEWARE OF DOG" sign? Come on. Boogie's dogs aren't fucking anyone up on their diet and exercise regimen. Just look at Sammy.
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Hard to tell from the photo, but it's either real or been heavily modified (illegally, of course). Grip and rear sight look legit, ejector port's on the proper side for a righty gun, but of course Keem's a faggot so he's holding it wrong. Barrel looks thick enough for the bullet caliber the gun looks to be. It's not impossible that it's an airsoft someone popped the orange safety cap off and bored a heavy barrel hole into, but that seems like a lot of work to make a prop gun out of ruining an airsoft.

Keem works in showbiz, so I'm going to hope it's just a stage gun with the firing pin removed because otherwise he's brandishing a firearm which is a misdemeanor carrying a mandatory 9 month minimum.
 
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Dick Pooman said:
That's Sweet Baby Ray's Honey Mustard dipping sauce. Not great if you're a big fat fuck who needs to lose weight.
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Damn, that motherfucker has 130 fucking calories for two tablespoons. You can tell Boogie just consumes and doesn't even know what a calorie is.
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When I'm cutting weight, my go to thing to put on food is mustard, somehow Boogie found a way to make fucking mustard unhealthy.
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