🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[curbside2]

The non-alcoholic get-drunk competition is getting old to me.
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This kind of thing will look better trimmed down and edited. For us we're watching it in real time. It will take up 15 mins of an episode max. With Simmons and Sylvia looking retarded.

 

[Meth Until Death]

Man the reveal that it's non-alcoholic is gonna be amazing

 

[56 others]

Went through and calculated the pre-tax cost for the fishtoys based on the most and least expensive token packages. In the OP now. Thanks for the help, please let me know if the OP needs something so I can add it to the list.

Current fishtoy conversion to US Dollars at their pre-tax cheapest token package, and their most expensive:
Loot Crate: $195.31 | $249.75
Snack Delivery: $19.14 | $34.97
Camera Down: $97.65 | $124.88
Camera Up: $46.87 | $59.94
EMP: $199.31 | $249.75
Cold in Here: $132.80 | $169.83
Hot in Here: $132.80 | $169.83
Bed Snatcher: $624.99 | $799.20
Fridge Swap: $624.99 | $799.20

 

[Tom Myers]

This kind of thing will look better trimmed down and edited. For us we're watching it in real time. It will take up 15 mins of an episode max. With Simmons and Sylvia looking retarded.

You know what, you're absolutely correct. It's like the Sam or Nick or IP2 clip channels. So much better than the streams.

 

[DagothUr]

I'm hoping that in a few days they figure out the system a bit better, maybe add some new toys or change how TTS works and also learn how to set up schedules they can actually meet.
Day 1 niggas will know what I mean with the "fish arriving at 10" "fish arriving soon" "none of the fish have shown up" booshiet they put us through for hours.

 

[Bobuno]

Jon is either jelqing or dead in the shower.

 

[sex haver]

To be honest, the constant trying to convince the contestants they are drunk on non-alcoholic beer is kinda shit.

Like, dude. The joke didn't work. None of them think they are drunk. Vance called it out immediately. Move on.

Edit: lmao Jet literally sending TTS complaining that the contestants are boring. Yeah no shit my guy they have no reason to do anything interesting.

 

[IrishGuy088]

This kind of thing will look better trimmed down and edited. For us we're watching it in real time. It will take up 15 mins of an episode max. With Simmons and Sylvia looking retarded.

The real entertainment with stuff like this (and the magic that Sam and Co. are tapping into) is the community experience as we all watch and react live. That is what the Road Rules/Real World formula needed in order to work in the modern era. Those shows were great when they were novel, but thirty years later (oh my God kill me) they offer very little.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Man the reveal that it's non-alcoholic is gonna be amazing

To be honest, the constant trying to convince the contestants they are drunk on non-alcoholic beer is kinda shit.

Like, dude. The joke didn't work. None of them think they are drunk. Vance called it out immediately. Move on.

Edit: lmao Jet literally sending TTS complaining that the contestants are boring. Yeah no shit my guy they have no reason to do anything interesting.

Giving them fake weed would be funnier

 

[IrishGuy088]

Giving them fake weed would be funnier

Give them oregano and watch one of them go into cardiac arrest.

 

[12345678901]

To be honest, the constant trying to convince the contestants they are drunk on non-alcoholic beer is kinda shit.

Like, dude. The joke didn't work. None of them think they are drunk. Vance called it out immediately. Move on.

Edit: lmao Jet literally sending TTS complaining that the contestants are boring. Yeah no shit my guy they have no reason to do anything interesting.

Making fake TTS messages in fear that someone will call the piggie fat assures that when TTS is on everyone will call the fatty a piggie

 

[56 others]

Can't include this in the OP but in the biggest discord, some users have reportedly pooled together enough for 2 bed removals already. This is hearsay


groomercord link (shitshow): https://discord.gg/dnKunT5d

 

[Squatty Potty]

Giving them fake weed would be funnier

Or give Damiel some sugar pills.

 

[nut butter]

Jon is either jelqing or dead in the shower.

Or crying

 

[Nottafed]

Maybe i'm being too optimistic, but I feel like this stuff is going to have technical glitches and problems. This is the first time doing this, and I think Sam said the amount of viewers is like twice or three times what they expected, even being generous. I'm fully expecting plenty of problems that will probably need to constantly be ironed out over the course of this.

He said they were already at 60k, 10x the viewers they planned for

 

[12345678901]

Okay who is the plant you think? Jonathan or Damiel my mind changes every time.

 

[Romulus augustulus]

Can't include this in the OP but in the biggest discord, some users have reportedly pooled together enough for 2 bed removals already. This is hearsay

that's why the fishtoys are so expensive. they knew autists would pay stupid amounts of cash to annoy these people.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

 

[Aristides]

The Internet killed frat culture. TTS had to tell them a million times to drink the beer, and when given paddles and ping-pong balls they just... played ping-pong over the table instead of beer pong.

Jon is either jelqing or dead in the shower.

I'm crying laughing reading this. The mental image of him slipping and hitting his head, killing him instantly. If we're being real he's probably just either crying or jerking off. Maybe both. For the past two days people have been laughing at him, not with him, and Sam calling him a snitch might've been what made him realize this is the case.

 

[sex haver]

Making fake TTS messages in fear that someone will call the piggie fat assures that when TTS is on everyone will call the fatty a piggie

It is literally the same effect as banning Twitch streamers for someone else saying "nigger". All it does is make people want to get onto any Twitch stream and say "nigger".