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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
If I had to put money on who wins based on the clips I've seen, it will either be Josie or Katinka. They seem the most enthusiastic about the whole set up, but they are women so you never know when something might crash and burn.
My bet is on Josie or Vance, but I could see Sam finding some way to kick either of them off just for drama.
I'd like to know who people think will leave first. I'm betting Damiel, but I hope he's not. I want to see him meltdown halfway through.
 
I do feel kinda bad for Jon. Obviously his autism is preventing him from reading social cues and he doesn't realize he is being annoying. That's pretty much the worst of his crimes.

Sure if you ignore his constant lies, conspiracy theory fuckery, and Hitler simping.
 
Vance seems the most normal and mentally stable/not retarded. The biggest factor for him is if he decides to sacrifice the money to get back to his girl or not.
The thing about Vance is he seems like he might snap as his responses to Sam during the essay readings seemed like he was just trying to push past the event. Something about that phenotype usually signals anger issues.

My bet is on Josie or Vance, but I could see Sam finding some way to kick either of them off just for drama.
I'd like to know who people think will leave first. I'm betting Damiel, but I hope he's not. I want to see him meltdown halfway through.
A part of me thinks Damiel is a plant.
 
Lettie is humming herself to sleep. She may be a 5/10 but her energy boosts her to a 7. Trad faggot hating based woman. Not into gay shit as stated herself. Asked Jon to his face if he'd fuck a woman with a dick as a purity test.
 
He's stupid, not a bad guy.
I don't hate him, he seems nice enough but man is he grating. Someone else said he's better 1-on-1, in a group he's like a lisping skinny Bert Kreischer always one-upping everyone with obviously fake and uninteresting stories. He's endearingly retarded at the best of times, though.
 
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Alone, confused, hurt, this buck may never recover.
 
Punished Jon the Floorcel

Edit: I am tempted to stay up a bit longer and wait for the entity even though shits finally calmed down
 
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