The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Probably the most successful one was Oneida which you may recognize the name of because it reorganized as a capitalist corporation that continues to make silverware.

Also a literal eugenics cult, which at least we don't have to worry about with the Tranch.

 

[FinnSven]

All your logistics questions are irrelevant because they don't know and don't care about how things get to them currently so they assume it's magic and that magic will continue even though they failed to establish anything to trade in the current state of abundance, free trade, troonery promotion on social media, etc. despite "investing" massive amounts of capital and alpaca lives.

I strongly suspect that their, particularly Kevvie’s, beliefs about a post abundance society come mostly from the Fallout 3 and new Vegas videogames.

They likely think that canned and dried foodstuffs will still just be lying around within a few minutes walk.
They probably even think they can “craft” estrogen while competent self taught surgeons lurk around willing to perform complex surgery for a few coke bottle caps.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I think it's probably true that they just imagine everything as some kind of abandoned stockpile for them to redistribute to the commune as if the supply chain will continue perfectly up to the "collapse" rather than be disrupted well before it ever comes. They probably think the local Walmart has a giant vault of everything rather than getting shipments multiple times a day as they attempt to keep stock moving rather than sitting anywhere. They absolutely think their money is physically sitting specially kept away from everyone else's in the bank. They probably think it'll still have value after society collapses so they might hit their local bank first.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

They probably even think they can “craft” estrogen while competent self taught surgeons lurk around willing to perform complex surgery for a few coke bottle caps.

Look, if you want facial feminisation surgery, just swim through the broken section of Rivet City. You have to go there for the android quest anyway, so you might as well.

 

[Coccxys]

So their backup if murica falls is to become illegal immigrants in Canada. Ain't no way even a country as cucked as Canada is handing visas to these cult wannabe neets and if they tried claiming to be refugees they're white so get in line behind the entire middle east/south America. Even if they did somehow get legal residency then the healthcare would consist of MAID because too fucked up to be allowed to live.

 

[glass_houses]

So their backup if murica falls is to become illegal immigrants in Canada. Ain't no way even a country as cucked as Canada is handing visas to these cult wannabe neets and if they tried claiming to be refugees they're white so get in line behind the entire middle east/south America. Even if they did somehow get legal residency then the healthcare would consist of MaID because too fucked up to be allowed to live.

Canada is still letting Jonathan Yaniv laying frivolous lawsuits and terrorising everyone he meets. Multiple public allegations of sexually inappropriate contact between himself and minors continue to be completely ignored.

If the Tranch decides to move to Canada, the prime minister himself will give them the keys to a government granted free mansion and their very first dole checks.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Hmm, yes, true. The constant transphobia of the Kiwi Farms ruined the central plan, especially when Earl blew up the windmill, but I think there should be no shame in saying the plan for the alpacas was always to increase the number of Transformers collecting dust on Mistress's parents property.

I hope so, so, so, much that Mistress’s parents are not aware of that honorific, and it is not used in their presence.
But you know what they say about hope, and hands, and shit..

 

[AnOminous]

Here's all you need to know here: encircling the cities from the countryside is the mythological version of how the Maoist Revolution triumphed.

Troons better HOPE that shit doesn't happen because if it does, Bubba and Gomer are going to fuck their shit up bigtime.

 

[The Real Slim Shady]

One of the Maoist postulates was that if you don't work, you don't get to eat (they communalized the cantines, you could not have your own food). Maybe that's the trans genocide they warn against.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

One of the Maoist postulates was that if you don't work, you don't get to eat (they communalized the cantines, you could not have your own food). Maybe that's the trans genocide they warn against.

Thanks for an excuse to post one of the stupid Kevin "leftie memes" I made:


Actually, two of them:

 

[Temperance]

New youtube video + some patreon ones. Nothing too interesting though.

Spoiler: Videos

Youtube video featuring Jen chasing around a baby alpaca who clearly wants nothing to do with him:

Patreon videos:

Moonscape transformation complete.


The bigger news is that Ash Coyote's Tranch documentary ("We Are Tenacious") is apparently going to be shown at Northwestfest on May 13th. Northwestfest is a documentary festival in Canada.
https://www.northwestfest.ca/films-2023-backend
https://www.northwestfest.ca/films-2023-backend/we-are-tenacious

Saturday, May 13, 2023
2:15 PM - 3:50 PM
NorthwestFest (map)

WE ARE TENACIOUS​

Directed by Ash Kreis | 86 min | USA

Penny Logue is a transgender Alpaca rancher. A modern pioneer. An Anarchist. A hero in the Queer community and the founder of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch in the middle of nowhere, Colorado. We Are Tenacious is a classic American story of perseverance. Penny and her dedicated family of Queer ranchers battle harsh weather, impossible finances, far-right militia, and their own inner struggles as they pursue true liberation.

Ash Coyote is still MIA on all his social media accounts, so no word from him. I'm guessing he's basically sending it out to die so he can at least add it to his CV.
I find it funny how Bonnie's still prominently featured. Too much effort to edit him out of the footage? The description definitely makes Penny the "hero" of the documentary though...

Actually, the website for the Tranch documentary was edited recently, on April 11th:
https://www.tenaciousfilm.com/pages-sitemap.xml

Let's compare the changes:
https://www.tenaciousfilm.com/
https://web.archive.org/web/20230314181235/https://www.tenaciousfilm.com/

Spoiler

Old vs New:

The "About" and "Contact" pages were deleted. The film description was removed. The copyright footer crediting Ash was removed. The image gallery was replaced with a 3.5 minute excerpt from the documentary.
It's basically just a very simple landing page now, with no reference to Ash Coyote.

 

[AMHOLIO]

The bigger news is that Ash Coyote's Tranch documentary ("We Are Tenacious") is apparently going to be shown at Northwestfest on May 13th. Northwestfest is a documentary festival in Canada.

Holy shit. This can't be possible, I'm so befuddled. Ash must have a "The tranch then was broken up by serial antitransphobes who spiked Bonnie's water turning her into a cheater and stealing all of Penny's money (and Kevin's hair)" at the end of the film to publish it.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Holy shit. This can't be possible, I'm so befuddled. Ash must have a "The tranch then was broken up by serial antitransphobes who spiked Bonnie's water turning her into a cheater and stealing all of Penny's money (and Kevin's hair)" at the end of the film to publish it.

Wouldn't be surprised the ending is a rush job. A post earlier in this thread (EDIT: found it. Thanks @Temperance XIV ) speculates that filming happened around the time Boner brought Crazy AJ to the premises. The drama that ensued really couldn't have helped the image they wanted to project to unaware viewers.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

I guess Ash cannot just spend months working on something to just scrap it entirely, so I imagine that he'll do his best to gloss over the ending of the tranch if he even adresses it.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Animal House ending would be appropriate.

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

Bonnie: “I need to go now, my planet needs me.”

 

[FinnSven]

The "About" and "Contact" pages were deleted. The film description was removed. The copyright footer crediting Ash was removed. The image gallery was replaced with a 3.5 minute excerpt from the documentary.
It's basically just a very simple landing page now, with no reference to Ash Coyote.

Might be an A.N. Other job as in Ash wants it released for CV purposes, but is giving himself ability to distance himself if it is poorly received.

 

[CansOfCant]

Might be an A.N. Other job as in Ash wants it released for CV purposes, but is giving himself ability to distance himself if it is poorly received.

Haven't seen a good Alan Smithee job in a while.

 

[The Real Slim Shady]

We Are Tenacious is a classic American story of perseverance. Penny and her dedicated family of Queer ranchers battle harsh weather, impossible finances, far-right militia, and their own inner struggles as they pursue true liberation.

I hope that it will be published or leaked soon, because I really want to see a documentary about a non-existent far-right militia

 

[Procopius]

Please let the cameras have been rolling when Kindness did her "I can't see!" schtick