What generation are you?

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And do you identify with the generation you were assigned at birth?
 
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I am a Millennial. I completely identify with Millennials. I was born in the mid 80's. I was a kid in the early and mid 90's. In my early and mid-teens in the late 90's and late teens in the early to mid 2000's. I am 38 years old. Though I don't look 38. My taste in music often makes people think I am Gen X, at least online. I am not Gen X. I am a Millennial I just happen to be an older Millennial. Mostly dumbass Zoomers and young Millennials do this. People in their early 40's to mid 50's would be Gen X.

If someone says some Boomer tier shit I like to respond with "ok Boomer". It's like dropping a nuke on them.
 
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The not hot to dox myself gen. No, though for real, a decent one. Occasionally wondered the same question re: user base generations, while browsing KF. It’s eye-opening how much information can become discernible from random replies about any topic.
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CuzinEd said:
I am 38 years old. Though I don't look 38.
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So you aren't morbidly obese and gray haired or balding. Feel you fam. I don't know what my classmates have been doing for the past twenty years but they have been doing it wrong.

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So a zoomer. The older you get the less you want to fight. I'll block your first punch and then shoot you dead. I ain't got time for that shit.
 
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I prefer a ponytail. The last time someone tried to creep up on me was at a Waffle House late at night. Some nigger decided to follow me out too close. I hit the key fob to unlock the doors and told the kids to get in. I reached for my gun and he also had good situational awareness and decided to veer off in another direction. I'm not about to fistfight some nigger over a couple hundred bucks in my wallet while my kids are hanging out in limbo. I guess I could have turned around and asked mister nigger man to please take my money and spare me and my children. That's not how I was raised and it's not how I'm raising my kids. Mr. Niggerman would have likely killed me anyways if I showed weakness like that. I've won and lost fights and I've had guns stuck in my face. I'm too old now and I have all of these kids to look after. Fuck with me and you get the nuclear option.
 
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Catgirl Enthusiast said:
So you aren't morbidly obese and gray haired or balding. Feel you fam. I don't know what my classmates have been doing for the past twenty years but they have been doing it wrong.


So a zoomer. The older you get the less you want to fight. I'll block your first punch and then shoot you dead. I ain't got time for that shit.
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I am a young looking fat guy. I have a had a few gray hairs and my hair is really thin on top but like most of it is still the same color. I just comb it over. Doctors say I am morbidly obese. I just call myself fat or overweight. But I have been fat most of life since I was in my teens. Calling everyone obese started when nigger bammy got in office and started pushing the BMI. Until then the only people that got called morbidly obese were the 300lb or mor types. What I call classic morbid obesity.

Back in 2018 I was told I looked like I was in my early 20's. So probably my late 20's now. It's been a few years.

Your classmates probably did a lot of drugs, drank and smoked like Boomers. Having to work stressful jobs live a stressful life and manual labor doesn't help with premature aging. Getting unlucky with genetics is also a thing. They probably come from families where people didn't age well. If they liked to go tanning and shit like that nothing fucks you up better than excessive exposure so the sun. It's hard to avoid when you work outside and those are manual labor jobs, so you are getting hit extra hard.
 
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