🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 331 31.9%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 526 50.6%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 182 17.5%

  • Total voters
    1,039
Let me guess, not enough racial slurs, sex, and attempted murder on day 2?
its called contont ok and its funny.
I do hope this is just the easing in phase and it does get a bit more eventful since right now its big brother with a much smaller cast.

At least with big brother they would get the people with big personalities that would clash with each other, in this case everyone seems very introverted in an almost NPC like way, I get everyone needs time to develop but so far these characters have the personality of a goldfish.

but really whats the difference between watching these losers sit in an RV all day and sleep in an RV all night than 8 NPCs sit on a couch all day and bed all night?
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its called contont ok and its funny.
I do hope this is just the easing in phase and it does get a bit more eventful since right now its big brother with a much smaller cast.

At least with big brother they would get the people with big personalities that would clash with each other, in this case everyone seems very introverted in an almost NPC like way, I get everyone needs time to develop but so far these characters have the personality of a goldfish.

but really whats the difference between watching these losers sit in an RV all day and sleep in an RV all night than 8 NPCs sit on a couch all day and bed all night?
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Stick to IP2 you impatient cunt
 
its called contont ok and its funny.
I do hope this is just the easing in phase and it does get a bit more eventful since right now its big brother with a much smaller cast.

At least with big brother they would get the people with big personalities that would clash with each other, in this case everyone seems very introverted in an almost NPC like way, I get everyone needs time to develop but so far these characters have the personality of a goldfish.

but really whats the difference between watching these losers sit in an RV all day and sleep in an RV all night than 8 NPCs sit on a couch all day and bed all night?
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Big brother is scripted and the participants actors. I'm here for genuine cringe and awkwardnesd.
 
its called contont ok and its funny.
I do hope this is just the easing in phase and it does get a bit more eventful since right now its big brother with a much smaller cast.

At least with big brother they would get the people with big personalities that would clash with each other, in this case everyone seems very introverted in an almost NPC like way, I get everyone needs time to develop but so far these characters have the personality of a goldfish.

but really whats the difference between watching these losers sit in an RV all day and sleep in an RV all night than 8 NPCs sit on a couch all day and bed all night?
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Let’s see you have a camper full of degenerate druggies that are passing new strains of HIV off to each other while living off a meager amount of people sending TTS donations screaming about Hitler. Or motivated people trying to win money with an untapped potential of retardedness who will go in a rant about Hitler unprompted

I know what I get with IP2, I don’t know what I’m getting with Fishtank.
 
For me this kinda has the appeal of slow TV. Most of it is just the fun of people watching, seeing 8 different flavours of autism go about their days.
Good background noise.

And then every so often shit gets supremely strange, and you just can't look away. Damiel's shadowboxing was the funniest shit I've seen in a minute.

Everyone slowly dropping their appearances of normalcy and revealing more and more of their bizarre beliefs and personalities is so fun to watch unfold.

It's not super action packed, but I feel like this will also really benefit from editing when it's all done. A 'greatest hits' type clipshow is gonna be so kino.
 
For me this kinda has the appeal of slow TV. Most of it is just the fun of people watching, seeing 8 different flavours of autism go about their days.
Good background noise.

And then every so often shit gets supremely strange, and you just can't look away. Damiel's shadowboxing was the funniest shit I've seen in a minute.

Everyone slowly dropping their appearances of normalcy and revealing more and more of their bizarre beliefs and personalities is so fun to watch unfold.

It's not super action packed, but I feel like this will also really benefit from editing when it's all done. A 'greatest hits' type clipshow is gonna be so kino.
I'm not bothering to watch, just following the thread. It's pretty much the clip show with added snark.
 
For me this kinda has the appeal of slow TV. Most of it is just the fun of people watching, seeing 8 different flavours of autism go about their days.
Good background noise.

And then every so often shit gets supremely strange, and you just can't look away. Damiel's shadowboxing was the funniest shit I've seen in a minute.

Everyone slowly dropping their appearances of normalcy and revealing more and more of their bizarre beliefs and personalities is so fun to watch unfold.

It's not super action packed, but I feel like this will also really benefit from editing when it's all done. A 'greatest hits' type clipshow is gonna be so kino.
You're describing The Real World verbatim in the year 2023 like it's revolutionary. Sam is doing what he always does: reselling you platitudinous shit he found someplace else.
 
You're describing The Real World verbatim in the year 2023 like it's revolutionary. Sam is doing what he always does: reselling you platitudinous shit he found someplace else.
Not saying it's original in concept. It's basically the exact same thing as those weird real life cams where you can just watch some fat dude in his living room.

I'm saying I've been enjoying it
 
I genuinely don't understand Sam and Jet's frustration. If you wanted this to be a slowburn social experiment you shouldn't have advertised this as HELL TORTURE RETARD HOUSE for the past 5 years. I wonder how many chargebacks they are going to get considering how much they have lied about the TTS and pricing. Sam has said several times that the $40 pass would be enough to send TTS and a prank but it's not even enough to send one TTS message. This is a total disaster and will only be saved by the charisma of the contestants and Sam's fans being organically funny. This is what happens every time MDE does something without Charls and Nick. Total Comedy Death.
 
Fishtank is genuinely the most boring fucking thing ive ever watched. Even Ice Piss failed streamer house mogs this shit. Even some crackhead ip2 retard mogs this. This image is the only enjoyable thing to have come out of this debacle. This and the sam meltdown.
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Please go back to 4chan to cry. This thread is good and doesn’t need /tv/ tards moaning every few pages:
 
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