Hello Kiwis.
I am Trybal, the focus of this interesting discussion. I have much enjoyed reading the contents of this thread, though cringing at certain inaccuracies. You are a dedicated group, the amount of information you were able to amass about me in such a short time is impressive. I would check and see if the NSA has any openings if I were you.
Shall we start with a proper introduction?
I am gay, a furry, a digital therian (more on that later), a non-practicing zoophile, a body modifications enthusiast, and a biohacker. There is a lot more to add, but these I am sure will be the main points.
I would like to touch on a few things that I have found in this thread.
1. Vaping
I vape. Not too much more to add there. I never smoked, never will as I value my lungs too highly for it. After first being exposed to vaping I spent months researching it and looking into the possible health risks before deciding that it was something I was ok with doing.
2. The Infamous "Dog Fucker" Vape
It all started with a vape mod, a label maker, and a friend at a furry con who wanted to get a laugh. I was in Novi, Michigan attending Motor City Furry Con 2016. A friend of mine had brought along a label maker. At some point, he thought it would be funny to make a "Dog Fucker" label and put in on my vape for all the world to see. Mind you, I really don't give a fuck... Which is part of what got me into this mess.
To show him that I wouldn't be phased, I left it on. Moreover, I played the part on social media. And thus a joke turned into an issue that could have led to the loss of my job.
3. Zoophilia
I am a non-practicing zoophile. I cannot chose what I am attracted to. Like anyone born gay or straight, some things just can't be changed and are a deep-seated part of who you are. Participating in such activities though would be a violation of my sense of ethics, and go against my morals. An animal can not consent to being used in a sexual way. As a rape victim, consent is a must, an absolute need. Thus while I may find such things attractive, I can not and could not ever participate. I have no desire to participate in such acts.
4. Biohacking
It seems that many of you took interest in my biohacking endeavors, interest less in me as a "lolcow", and perhaps more as a person. Several of you commented on my biohacking AMA on twitter, most notably Charles A. Woodward. For that reason, I will address and detail my implants here.
I currently have 3 microchip implants with hopes of being mostly machine by the time of my death. The implants and their uses are as follows:
(a) 13.56MHz NFC Implant
Implanted: May 2015
Location: Between my shoulder blades, 1" left of the spine.
Uses: In the past I used this chip to store GPS coordinates and a 64 character passcode to a 2Gb microSD card that I had weatherproofed and buried out in the woods. This card held a copy of all my internet passwords, as well as some documents that I didn't want to lose such as poetry I had written. A few of you had wondered if I had pornography stored on the card but no, I did not.
I currently have a massage warning against taking the "Mark of the Beast" written to it with a text to speech command. When scanned, my phone will begin a 1 minute long warning about how microchips really are the "Mark of the Beast". It is similar to tattooing yourself with the verse from the bible that says not to tattoo yourself.
(b) 125kHz RFID Implant
Implanted: July 2015
Location: Left forearm.
Uses: I wired an RFID unlock circuit into my car's door lock system, so all I had to do was wave my arm by the window and the doors would unlock. I also had plans to add an RFID lock to the ignition. I also for some time had an RFID reader connected to my computer and used the chip to unlock the computer when I sat down at my desk.
(c) 13.56MHz NFC Implant
Implanted: August 2015
Location: Left forearm.
Uses: This is my most used implant. I use it to unlock my phone, to share contact details, to control the Phillips Hue lighting in my house, and also to get rewards points at local businesses that use "FlockTag", a local NFC based rewards program.
I have plans to get several more microchip implants and also hope to eventually have some implanted LEDs.
I think this will do for now. I am sure you will all have questions regarding this information and I am more than happy to answer any and all of them. I am an open book.
All the best,
-Trybal
