Holy crap, we still have 6 weeks until Visa time? The Chantelverse moves slowly sometimes, I would have sworn we were only a couple of weeks away.
I’m glad she’s live streaming again, because I really want to watch her suffer in the coming heat which will be unlike anything she can imagine. Will her fupa balls stick together, rendering her unable to walk? Will she finally take a shower, just for cool water?
Will she keep eating so much? People who live in hot climates learn to adjust foods: chicken or pasta salad, gazpacho, lots of fruit and raw veggies, smoothies. Water or iced tea, not soda. Big cheeseburgers and fast food chicken sandwiches and salty fries and big plates of turd on rice are going to make her more miserable, and her nights won’t cool off so it’ll be relentless. My guess is her fartbox flat will not have the air con power she craves, and Kuwait seems like the type of place that could have loss of power with electrical overloads, at least in her poverty-stricken area. She just won’t know how to handle it. Being that fat in that kind of heat wearing the cheap unbreathable tarps she does is going to be hilarious. We will see salty sweat on black fabric in places we didn’t know could sweat.
Good for her she’s dulling her moods with drugs but bad for us. The heat could cause the mother of all rages, putting Cubeeze to shame. But now she’ll be hot and dulled and will probably just sleep and have a heart attack.
I hope the 8 Beezers she has left realize their opportunity and downgrade their “support.” After all, she now has a dorky noodle armed husband to support her the way she deserves, so going from $7.00 to $.99 won’t hurt. And with YouTube taking their cut, she’ll have enough to get something off the dollar menu at her favorite fast food place for her and Saladbot too. She’s always way ahead of us, isn’t she?