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[Sparkling Yuzu]

Found this retarded rant on r/pizzatower and figured it belonged here

He's not wrong about lust but as a redditor, he likely supports harmful forms of lust like the sex industry, porn etc. so has no room to talk.

 

[Sodomitic Necro-Coochie]

He's not wrong about lust but as a redditor, he likely supports harmful forms of lust like the sex industry, porn etc. so has no room to talk.

I mean sure everybody gets horny. My point is this dude is really assblasted because I assume either people made fun of him for popping a boner over a tomato or do not share his boner popping enthusiasm regarding the tomato

 

[George Floyd]

he likely supports harmful forms of lust like the sex industry, porn

are you confusing this website with twitter

 

[Bioniclelover]

Found this retarded rant on r/pizzatower and figured it belonged here

So a guy is ranting that people mock him for jacking off to sexualized tomatoes and that his friend will KILL HIMSELF if people don't stop calling him a retarded coomer (paraphrased).

But in all seriousness, communities that devolve into spamming porn content usually become absolute cancer attracting the worst kind of people.

 

[Alouatta Simia Belzebul]

Not familiar with the game so I looked them up

 

[Radola Gajda]

Pontius Pilate is a Saint in a few Church Traditions because he tries to give the Jews multiple chances to let Jesus walk away from his execution. Pilate questions them on why Jesus is to be executed and he finds Christ not Guilty, asks them if they want Jesus or a murderer to be released, and washes his hands saying that the blood is not on his hands because the Jews of the time threatened to start a riot if Jesus was released and the Jewish Leaders within the Scripture accept the blood upon them and their progeny.

Pilate, however, is remarked as weak in many traditions because he basically bends to evil at the end of the day. The Sadducee's and Pharisee's delivered Christ to him with obviously bogus charges and braying for blood, and he gives into them.
He let an innocent man die because another party threatened to riot.

Christ's fate had to die on the Cross, but everyone within the Passion basically fucking fails at what they were supposed to do. All of the Apostle's hide away and watch from a far, the authorities don't do their job, and the Jews reject their Messiah and force him to be humiliated, degraded, and killed in front of his mother.

Sorry, to shit up the thread with this, but it's basically someone threatening the Judge, the witnesses, and everyone else at a trial to declare someone guilty or otherwise.

Judea was unstable and rebellious province, between years 60-140 AD there were three large and bloody jewish rebellions. So Pilate had two options sacrifice innocent man to try reduce tensions. Or piss off jews and risk rebellion . And in case of rebellion it would take months for central goverment to respond and sent reinforcements.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I mean sure everybody gets horny. My point is this dude is really assblasted because I assume either people made fun of him for popping a boner over a tomato or do not share his boner popping enthusiasm regarding the tomato

Found this retarded rant on r/pizzatower and figured it belonged here

So is it about pizza toppings or a game about them? For some reason I'm thinking the people on this forum getting hard over the VeggieTales charecters

 

[Sodomitic Necro-Coochie]

So is it about pizza toppings or a game about them? For some reason I'm thinking the people on this forum getting hard over the VeggieTales charecters

Its a game about a neurotic Italian man and its essentially a platformer where you find the toppins (which are little goofy pizza toppings with cartoon faces) in the levels as collectibles and minus8 drew them with boobs basically

 

[WelperHelper99]

Its a game about a neurotic Italian man and its essentially a platformer where you find the toppins (which are little goofy pizza toppings with cartoon faces) in the levels as collectibles and minus8 drew them with boobs basically

This is actually idiotic. You're getting horny over a goofy cartoon tomato. At least anime has tits and ass, fuck me, how low can people go? Apparently literal food.

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

Not familiar with the game so I looked them up
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Redditors will jack off to anything.

 

[moocow]

Yet again the thing that Musk's Twitter did spreads to other sites because it turns out that offering shit for free loses you tons of money and Musk isn't retarded (Well he is but not in this case) and is doing the right thing.

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Speaking of losing money by doing shit for free: Imgur announced today that on May 15th they're removing all NSFW images and images not tied to a user account. A ton of Preddit content will be deleted (good riddance).

the tech bubble is exploding while they still pretend there is no such thing. Musk or not it was inevitable. All these companies are scurrying to change their model and try to find ways to turn a profit and still can't.

Yup. Throughout the IT industry, formerly free services are getting paywalled, free tiers are shrinking, prices are going up, support is getting paywalled, more things are getting labeled "legacy" and quietly discontinued, etc.

Across the board everyone's tightening their belts and trimming the fat. "The user is the product" isn't an endless bucket of gold coins, as the industry is slowly realizing.

 

[Sugriva]

Found this retarded rant on r/pizzatower and figured it belonged here

No, fuck this guy. The coomers have sunk to a new low and somehow managed to turn pizza toppings into anime girls. They ruin any discussion about the game online by spamming their shitty porn. Go die.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

"The user is the product" isn't an endless bucket of gold coins, as the industry is slowly realizing.

Should have happened much sooner, covid was like a lifeboat for the whole industry. Tech doesn't grow by being profitable but by burning quantious ammounts of seed money from investors and subsidies and creating the illusion that their stock deserve to be overvalued. I hope for many of them to collapse and take the boomer's money with them but they'll probably be bailed out again and again if not by the usa by China because data harvesting the goydom is useful for social control, i don't think many have realized what AI is going to mean for censorship and social credit enforcement

Throughout the IT industry, formerly free services are getting paywalled, free tiers are shrinking, prices are going up, support is getting paywalled, more things are getting labeled "legacy" and quietly discontinued, etc.

I posted something similar in the predictions thread from December, but not just IT, its slowly happening with all kinds of communities and content creation too. The open internet is gonna end up deserted and negrified by endless neural spam and sub 70 iq drivel with small gated communities that stop and clear you at the reception, like Latam cities.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

Powermod /u/Bardfinn has something to say...

Creeps, Trolls, and Fools / https://archive.is/udRna

Seems like a stable individual. Though I confess I thought he modded a lot more than 40 subreddits.

 

[AnOminous]

Pontius Pilate is a Saint in a few Church Traditions because he tries to give the Jews multiple chances to let Jesus walk away from his execution.

That's almost like saying Judas is a saint because he played a critical role in Jesus redeeming humanity. That's actually a central theme in the Borges story "Three Versions of Judas."

 

[moocow]

Powermod /u/Bardfinn has something to say...

Creeps, Trolls, and Fools / https://archive.is/udRna
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Seems like a stable individual. Though I confess I thought he modded a lot more than 40 subreddits.

"You are men."

Indeed. We build everything you use against us. Some day (if we don't kill you before it's too late) once you've gotten rid of us, no one will build you anything and you'll have to do it yourselves. But you can rest easy knowing no one will be left to laugh at you while you try to re-learn how to build mud huts.

 

[Seafarer]

Found this retarded rant on r/pizzatower and figured it belonged here

I love how he puts that “thank you for coming to my Ted talk” thing at the end, as if it absolves him of the absolutely autistic statement he just made, it has the same energy as “jokes on you, I was just PRETENDING to be retarded”.

This is actually idiotic. You're getting horny over a goofy cartoon tomato. At least anime has tits and ass, fuck me, how low can people go? Apparently literal food.

Redditors will jack off to anything.

I‘m guessing it’s because, in addition to being coomers, redditors are also consoomers and want to jerk off to whatever the vidya of the month is. But unfortunately for them Pizza Tower has like no female characters (apart from Noisette).

 

[Sugriva]

But unfortunately for them Pizza Tower has like no female characters (apart from Noisette).

That won't stop a reddit giga-coomer, unfortunately.

 

[VasonJoorhees]

Powermod /u/Bardfinn has something to say...

Creeps, Trolls, and Fools / https://archive.is/udRna
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Seems like a stable individual. Though I confess I thought he modded a lot more than 40 subreddits.

This is amazing.

What is this typing format, some off-brand iambic pentameter or something? It reads like an E.E. Cummings poem - except instead of having a poignant message it's completely ineligible garbage. Many of the words used seem to have been picked at complete random. If you were tasked with making up something this stupid you wouldn't be able to. It almost looks like the product of a Markov chain. I really hope this is a true Reddit janny original, and if it is it gets a 10/10 from me.

 

[DaBigBopper]

That's almost like saying Judas is a saint because he played a critical role in Jesus redeeming humanity. That's actually a central theme in the Borges story "Three Versions of Judas."

In some Traditions, he is a Saint, however those Calvinist ones who believe in predestination. However, most call him a fucking asshole for trading Christ for barely $100 and he probably would've been forgiven had he not committed suicide. His suicide is treated as worse than the betrayal in Catholic and Orthodox Tradition, he believed his sins unforgiveable.