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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Oh, so it's going to cost Sam half a million ($420 000 really) to run this show 6 weeks? How did Sam manage to overlook operating costs like that, considering how money hungry he is? I love Sam to bits but that seems like an hell of an "oopsie woopsie i made a fukky wukky".
 
So they underestimated their API usage?
Reminds me of the coomer saga from /g/

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They can't be this retarded tho, streaming is the most expensive shit out there...
 
I wonder if they're going to have to shift to 1-2 days a week. That's a lot of shekels for a goy to keep hosting the stream every day.
 
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It doesn't matter if you set up word filters and ban making fun of Moby Dyke. It doesn't matter if you take a bunch of testosterone and freak out at your own supporters for being as edgy as you used to be... You are Sam Fucking Hyde. They hate you and they will shut it down. So might as well own it, jesus.
Screaming nigger 50 times in a row and posting cp aren't what he "used to be". I can agree on the banning of calling a girl fat, but that clearly has more to do with keeping the contestants from immediately leaving than it does cozying up to website hosts. If the alternative is completely owning it, you have to go down the path this website has and thats far too much of a time and life investment for almost anyone.
 
Slice googlers with a katana
I long for the day admitting you used to work for Google will be treated like you used to work for literally Hitler
jewgle couldnt handle all of jons redpills and they had to shut it down
I knew the moment I saw that happen there was no way this stream would go on unmolested. This is why the TTS doesn't let you spam slurs or call the contestants fat retarded pedophiles by the way.
 
Could it just be compete bullshit? Just Sam stirring drama for attention confusing a 3 day period for a 30day seems too retarded for even Sam's crew
I think it works in a credit system and it’s just getting drained so fast due to the viewership. Each viewer is streaming 11 video feeds constantly, etc.

If the site just streamed the active camera and updated thumbnails for the others that’d probably save so much.
 
Oh, so it's going to cost Sam half a million ($420 000 really) to run this show 6 weeks? How did Sam manage to overlook operating costs like that, considering how money hungry he is? I love Sam to bits but that seems like an hell of an "oopsie woopsie i made a fukky wukky".

There is probably an upfront cost and then a metered bandwith cost, if the show is attracting far more traffic than they planned they could rack up huge costs very quickly. It's like cellphone overages, the rates are designed to fuck you.
 
GCloud determines costs based on usage. And those costs can get fucking astronomical. Every time I see my job's estimated bill when messing with the k8s bullshit I die a bit on the inside.
 
Perhaps sending the data from all ten cameras to all viewers at all times even when only watching one view is kinda retarded.

Guarantee that's fixed before it comes back up, if it does.
 
DENIAL
The updated VLC links just broke or someone paid to shut off the cameras.
ANGER
yes but fuck sam for putting his faith in them
BARGAINING
Null LEND THEM YOUR KIWIFLARE POWER SAM DIDNT MEAN IT WHEN HE SAID YOU WERE A BUCKET OF TOXIC SLUDGE
DEPRESSION
I'm getting Josie withdrawls
ACCEPTANCE
Well shit. My new favorite thing is down for days. Guess I'll have to live life again.

HOPE?? (:_(
 
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