🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 331 31.7%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 528 50.6%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 185 17.7%

  • Total voters
    1,044
Lies. They are switching things around on the backend to prevent direct streaming and embedding using chunk http streaming like they should have since the beginning. While your at it Sams tech guy set the audio bitdepth to 16 and set the keyframe to 2-4 seconds and set it to a slower encode. We aren't going to notice the delay and bandwidth costs will be half as much.
 
Paypigs of Earth! Listen to me! Sammy needs your power to save Josie from the Jews. Lend him your strength. Raise your hands high in the air and then stop doing that and immediately send him all of your money.

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Thinking about it, considering his fame, it shows how many bridges he's burnt that he can't get this worked out. Sam is obsessed with not looking stupid. Well...
 
Do they tell the contestants if its not all rigged? Autism uprising coming if they do.
I bet they're still filming with the boots on the ground crew and are probably gaslighting the contestants about whats going on. Myabe Nick and Jon are buying Sam another couple of hours with more investment seminars.
 
I bet they're still filming with the boots on the ground crew and are probably gaslighting the contestants about whats going on. Myabe Nick and Jon are buying Sam another couple of hours with more investment seminars.
At this point there will be a DVD minimum. He's set all the contracts up. Sam has to make the money back.
 
Ideas on how to not fuck the bandwidth [JET BIC ETC. GET ONE OF YOUR PET DUMBASSES TO STOP VAPING FOR TWO MINS AND READ THIS]
  • Send out jpeg caps of the cams taken every few seconds for the overview
  • Maybe keep that going in the background in place of streaming every fucking feed at the same time silently
  • If people are confirmed sleeping maybe have some motion detection going on so it just pauses on a still frame and cuts to mic feed only
  • Cut the restreamers out of the picture how the hell did you guys not see that coming
  • Turn on the metal band and drag queen fishtoys so we can wake them up at 4am with the terror combo
 
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