I really enjoy the idea of a few dozen fans of a decade-gone radio show infiltrating a police department just to send welfare checks to the hovel. It's such a fatly bizarre notion, only someone feloniously obese could have come up with it.
Speaking of criminal corpulence, are we sure Pat skipped the debtor's exam? If he was in a bar the whole time, wouldn't he have been oinking at the stlakers on twitter? You know he can't stop himself from correcTTing the record. I can't imagine him choosing to remain silent when he could have been tweeting. That's the only reason I'm still thinking he actually went to the exam, he was suspiciously quiet during the time frame.