Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[AnOminous]

To the extent some people think it did?

It kind of sort of did happen, just not in the "Bob actually handed a bunch of $20s to them like they were street prostitutes" way.

Natasha was basically a tard wrangler/babysitter and Bob literally gave Chris money to give to her for escorting him to the bus stop. Even then he wasn't considered capable even by his parents of completing that journey successfully. He thought she was his friend and didn't grasp that he was just paying what was basically a babysitter (or that he was not considered capable of getting to the bus stop on his own).

And then there's the "negotiation" as a way of getting "friends" in high school, and apparently Bob actually did hassle the principal into trying to get his tardson some friends, and this actually did end up in the gal pals sometimes letting him sit with them at lunch.

This seriously warped his view of relationships.

Chris wanted friends, but really had no concept of what friendship even was. If he'd had to figure it out on his own to some extent, he might have made some actual friends. Probably not because he was always a selfish prick, but there's no way this made it better.

So you'll never fix this (like the reverse mortgage story that never goes away) but seriously, it's not completely false.

 

[King Kiwi]

And the advice giver called him out then Megan called him out in email.

When it was a national publication.

Well, it sure would have made for an interesting read for a 12 year old.

Then their parents could have sued and gotten money for their college.

Or themselves. Whatever.

 

[Penis]

Late, but as of earlier this month, this thread is 10 years old

 

[Ken_Penders69]

How long before trolls start using A.I. to replicate chris' "art"...

 

[thegooddoctor]

Late, but as of earlier this month, this thread is 10 years old

I shudder to think what’ll it be like in another 10 years.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Your thoughts on Brianna Wu discovering Chris-Chan?
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[Dr. Silvestrechu]

Your thoughts on Brianna Wu discovering Chris-Chan?
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Another cow crossover episode?

 

[Funeral for a Furry]

So should they put up a statue to Chris in Ruckersville be the most notible thing to ever happen there, if sowhat stance should he be in.

 

[AfroMegan]

666.6K on the 4/20.

 

[Waifu Days]

So should they put up a statue to Chris in Ruckersville be the most notible thing to ever happen there

The local diner should at least have a sandwich named in his honor. For authenticity, it can't be served with a pickle on the side.

 

[Funeral for a Furry]

The local diner should at least have a sandwich named in his honor. For authenticity, it can't be served with a pickle on the side.

I was thinking would have look good in the main street out side some civic building.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

So should they put up a statue to Chris in Ruckersville be the most notible thing to ever happen there, if sowhat stance should he be in.

Similar to this, but with sonichu? If he hadn't molested Barb, maybe.

The local diner should at least have a sandwich named in his honor. For authenticity, it can't be served with a pickle on the side.

Should the drink be G-fuel, or Fanta with whipped cream?

 

[spacko]

 

[Syrup]

So should they put up a statue to Chris in Ruckersville be the most notible thing to ever happen there, if sowhat stance should he be in.

Chris is a piece of americana and deserves a statue.

 

[GypsyBard]

Chris is a piece of americana and deserves a statue.

If everyone on here donated $20 we could easily make one and just put it up somewhere in town

 

[Debbie Macomber]

People act like Chris is locked away forever, but we've long established that he isn't getting committed for life even if he needed it, and the Gateway House is only transitional.

The next saga starts when Chris is inevitably kicked out on the streets for not getting and keeping a job within 90 days

 

[hatehobbyist]

People act like Chris is locked away forever, but we've long established that he isn't getting committed for life even if he needed it, and the Gateway House is only transitional.

The next saga starts when Chris is inevitably kicked out on the streets for not getting and keeping a job within 90 days

I have not been back to check on Chris since a few days after his status was updated via Vine. I take it we still don't know where he is or what's going on with him? I think it's safe to assume that he's not an entirely free man because I just don't believe that, on his own, he would stay away from the internet entirely, or at least not pop on long enough to announce he's on the prowl again. It's just really weird that if he's been released absolutely zero info has leaked.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

The next saga starts when Chris is inevitably kicked out on the streets for not getting and keeping a job within 90 days

Damn. Forced to get a job in your early 40s, with your past experience being in the early 2000s with a huge gap, with no skills (no, the CADD doesn't count; it is irrelevant at this point). with horrible social skills. Chris will be lucky if he gets a job sorting glass. Even he has to talk to some people (without bringing up da merge) every once in a while in that job.

This is what happens when one mainstreams a tard and not hammering home the importance of saving money, and not sexually molesting one's mom.

 

[King Metalia]

Should the drink be G-fuel, or Fanta with whipped cream?

If someone is gonna make a true and honest Chris Chan drink do it right. Fanta mixed with the chef's navy.

The local diner should at least have a sandwich named in his honor. For authenticity, it can't be served with a pickle on the side.

Serve it on a plate made out of Crayola fucking model magic and you might just be on to something great.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

If someone is gonna make a true and honest Chris Chan drink do it right. Fanta mixed with the chef's navy.

Serve it on a plate made out of Crayola fucking model magic and you might just be on to something great.

I wonder what would be in the sandwich?