💼 Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

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How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 128 16.9%

  • 1 year

    Votes: 63 8.3%

  • 6 months

    Votes: 86 11.3%

  • 3 months

    Votes: 89 11.7%

  • 1 month

    Votes: 32 4.2%

  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 360 47.5%
  • Total voters
    758
DeadNiggoStorage said:
Uh oh!!
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10 years from now, and 600 pages later, this dork will be claiming "If you judge me by how I acted in my 30's then that's your problem."

Poor Chibi, always on the defensive. How long until he becomes so desperate and run out of all online communities until he starts flashing his dick to his poor work colleagues, or ATT customers :(
 
DeadNiggoStorage said:
Uh oh!!
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A very normal thing every normal man has to publicly specify at least once in his life.
 
I combed through the ColossalCon Discord server looking for any relevant Chibi content. Here are some highlights from the past few days.

Once again, Adam blames KiwiFarms for his woes. He mentions that this thread almost caused him to 'cease to exist'.

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He then reassures everyone he is NOT a pervert. Note this is a whole 48 hours before he's kicked from the group for sending unsolicited nudes.

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His ex-girlfriend (presumably Jalynn) actually stabbed herself because she wasn't getting enough attention.

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Remarkably, she was too much of a loser for Adam.

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Adam complains that he isn't getting enough vacation time at work. Instead of 7 weeks of PTO, he now only has 2 weeks. The horror.

He's still confident the Game Design career is going to pan out.

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He dropped this photo in the NSFW channel.

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During his recent trip to Japan, he and his fellow travelers apparently compared dick sizes.

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I didn't capture everything, but if people want to look through the channel themselves, here's the Invite: link.
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Torricelli said:
I combed through the ColossalCon Discord server looking for any relevant Chibi content. Here are some highlights from the past few days.
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I have never seen a man so resistant to change. Also, it's rich coming from Adam shit talking his schizo ex for being 27 and not having her life together, where was he again at age 27? All the farms have ever done (I've lurked here way longer than I'd like to admit) is point out everything that he's doing wrong, that he knows he's doing wrong, and continues to do so anyway. He has never taken a shred of advice but then acts like the general public shuns him for no reason.

I really want this shithead to improve, but at the same time the milk and the cycle that leads up to his next fuckup time and time again is just too good entertainment. Keep doing you Chibi.

PS I feel so bad for this cat, it's unfortunate that it didn't actually depart a couple weeks ago when he said it was. Hang in there, baby.
 
Am I in the minority here or is taking a cock pick with your pet weird as fuck?
Its one thing to have it just coincidentally in the background or whatever but the cats on your lap, bro. Fucking what..?
 
The whole idea of that picture has autism written all over it.

People like cats. Put cat next to my dick. People will like my dick.

Also is there some reason why unattractive people feel the need to post pictures of their disgusting bodies online all the time? Is the thought process something like "I'm 100 pounds overweight, but if I post nudes online then maybe I'm not really overweight?"
 
Whoever said that cat needs to kill him, someone needs to claw that fucker's throat out NOW. Fucking WHY HAVE YOUR CAT ON YOUR DICK YOU DENSE MF :cryblood:
 
scotchtape772572 said:
Jumped into the group just to skim it a bit and look at this gold! There was another one but he deleted it shortly after posting
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Talk about embarrassing your employer (look at his shirt). Chibi's been on a real streak lately. We're at the end stages of destructive mania, with crash and depression soon to follow.
 
alawital said:
Talk about embarrassing your employer (look at his shirt). Chibi's been on a real streak lately. We're at the end stages of destructive mania, with crash and depression soon to follow.
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Hos coworkers actively shit talk him, one of them even visists this thread.

Adam's dick is depressing. Mournful even.
I want to take his dick out back and give it a dignifed burial.
 
Jesus the least he could do is not make it look like he fucks his cat. But instead it looks like he's chubbed up because of his cat which he probably was.
 
Large Rodent said:
Am I in the minority here or is taking a cock pick with your pet weird as fuck?
Its one thing to have it just coincidentally in the background or whatever but the cats on your lap, bro. Fucking what..?
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I’m less disgusted by the cat and more disgusted by the giant ball of hair where his testicles should be. I mean scissors were invented thousands of years ago. Trim up.
 
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Man, the bad ass arc is going GREAT so far!

So I have a theory right here. He saw the "21+" in that Facebook group name and just assumed based on that that it's some kind of sex party for nerds, so getting laid there would be as easy as dropping a dick pic in a girl's inbox there.

That's all I have to add, I've got nothing more. I'm just crying with laughter, this dude wants to start a family in Japan! You just don't go from this shit to emigrating to a country so strict about foreigners moving in and becoming a father :stress:
 
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