🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Meth Until Death]

So basically Sam got greedy and pulled down the public stream with this fake cover story so that people have to buy the season pass now that they're hooked. Genius but also incredibly Jewish.

Yeah mate, that's exactly what happened. You're such a clever boy who cracked the code. You're so smart and clever. Thanks to you, I never woulda figured out what actually was going on

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

Sam should bring on Marky and other /r9k/ girls
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didnt you get outed as a fart fetishist?

 

[ChunkyKong]

I feel the same way. I hated Jon at first but he ended up being so entertaining that he grew on me even though he is quite the sped.

I really hope Jon doesn't get buck broken by people making fun of him. Like you mentioned hated him at first but he is slowly winning me over like a sped at school.

Simmons tho sucks.

 

[DOUBLE_WHEEL]

Simmons tho sucks.

I wish someone had clipped Damiel's reaction to his entrance. Damiel's breakdown alongside hating the noise from Simmons was hilarious.

 

[e1m1]

I'm really missing Jon wed pwilling Mauro in the kitchen. Jon is carrying the tank so much his knees are gonna start flaring up again.

 

[Uncle Ted's Cabin]

They really didn't fucking test anything, did they? They would have found that API issue and avoided downtime if they had done a dry run. It makes me MATI that this is such an impressive production but they just straight up didn't test shit.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

They really didn't fucking test anything, did they? They would have found that API issue and avoided downtime if they had done a dry run. It makes me MATI that this is such an impressive production but they just straight up didn't test shit.

Same but I get it to some degree. This isn't a network show. It's a black listed comedian trying to build his own thing. If this is the only major issue, that's fine. Well see how the weekend goes, though.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Null please make sure that fishtank stays live so that you can make your own feeder porn.

 

[Uncle Ted's Cabin]

Same but I get it to some degree. This isn't a network show. It's a black listed comedian trying to build his own thing. If this is the only major issue, that's fine. Well see how the weekend goes, though.

It's not a matter of it being a networked show or not. They did not do basic QA on their website. It is an issue of technical competence. Not necessarily Sam's fault because he's not an engineer, but someone involved with the development of the web app needs to get thrown into a pit.

 

[felted]

They really didn't fucking test anything, did they? They would have found that API issue and avoided downtime if they had done a dry run. It makes me MATI that this is such an impressive production but they just straight up didn't test shit.

Not at all. Looks like Sam and crew didn't even read their hosting contracts before burning $30,000 to the google and cloudflare jew in three days. Shits a disaster and I do not see this fishtank becoming a yearly thing.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

If this is a yearly thing I hope they pick some 30+ autists next go around. Then we'll see some real shit.

 

[ChunkyKong]

I wish someone had clipped Damiel's reaction to his entrance. Damiel's breakdown alongside hating the noise from Simmons was hilarious.

Can't find a clean restream but here is someone watching it on YT. Linked to when Damiel yells fuck. Not sure when the rest of the breakdown occurs.

https://youtu.be/19eu2CZfl4Y?t=22108

 

[spacko]

Sam should bring on Marky and other /r9k/ girls
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even the retards on 4chan dont fall for this

 

[SomethingProblematic]

"Put on a dress, it will be funny."

Jewish programming, imagine my shock.

 

[Uncle Ted's Cabin]

Not at all. Looks like Sam and crew didn't even read their hosting contracts before burning $30,000 to the google and cloudflare jew in three days. Shits a disaster and I do not see this fishtank becoming a yearly thing.

That should actually be an easy fix. It definitely doesn't need to cost that much for what they are doing. They are probably spamming some service endpoint with way too many requests and driving their bill up unnecessarily as someone pointed out before. That would also explain why the site is dogshit slow.

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

Same but I get it to some degree. This isn't a network show. It's a black listed comedian trying to build his own thing. If this is the only major issue, that's fine. Well see how the weekend goes, though.

It's a shame that it can be so hard to host something actually funny on the internet these days.
Sam said it would be a yearly thing but I could really use some confirmation right now that the show will go on this season. It would be a shame for them to pack it up and try again in a year.

 

[Rakovnik]

I saw this picture on twitter and made a clean version, not sure how it'll look on an ultra wide 4k gamer monitor but it's good enough for my phoneposting

Spoiler: Original

 

[grapeshark77]

That should actually be an easy fix. It definitely doesn't need to cost that much for what they are doing. They are probably spamming some service endpoint with way too many requests and driving their bill up unnecessarily as someone pointed out before. That would also explain why the site is dogshit slow.

Sam should hire Null to run the site next season. I was wondering if it was a stunt to get extra buzz but doesn't look like it.

 

[goh]

Sam should bring on Marky and other /r9k/ girls
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Nobody cares.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Yeah they're looking at $500k just in hosting for 6 weeks, assuming they keep this going, it doesn't keep growing, and they don't get efficient with their streams/code.