Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[ten dollars off]

I nominate Shane for lolcow of the year. This whole month has been glorious. I got concerned there for a moment, thinking his udders were going dry, but he's making a great comeback. Thanks for the lulz, Shane!

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[Balldo's Gate]

Boy Shane just can't get a break. He's just persecuted for no reason wherever he goes?

I mean it couldn't just be that he's a completely insufferable cocksucker, right? No, it is everyone else who is wrong. Shane is the one right person in the world.

The funny thing I noticed is that the guy he wrote this email about is the same guy who wrote the article crediting Shane as an "ex-Microsoftie". So this is an individual who initially took Shane at face value before eventually banning him from at least a portion of his site and concluding that Shane deserved a place "up there on [his] list of people with emotional/anger issues".

 

[AnOminous]

People in tech talk and your name gets around meaning if you screw up somewhere they'll let people know who then won't hire you because of it.

Microshaft is probably the #1 place of this sort. Do well there and you can pretty much write your own ticket, but fuck up there and you're pretty much blackballed from the industry. That and Google.

Unless you're a disgusting brick-faced chink troon of course.

 

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

Someone remind me again why some posts can't be quoted, please.

Jersh wanted to cut down on massive blocks of text/images in quotes/replies so he added a feature where, if you highlight the section you want to respond to, you get a little quote/reply popup that you can click and it will transpose just the highlighted section into the reply box for you

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/suggestion-and-update-thread.3183/post-15393378

 

[AnOminous]

Unless I'm mistaken, there is no criminal element to an NDA breach, unless it is to personally profit from it by providing information to a competitor, which then becomes an issue of corporate espionage. If it isn't corporate espionage it should be a purely civil matter. But, IANAL. Any lawfag kiwi's care to comment?

I wouldn't entirely rule out there being a potential criminal component to it, but I think it would have to exceed merely breaching the civil contract itself, such as misappropriating trade secrets or some stand-alone crime. Since much of the information covered by an NDA actually does fall into such categories, it's not hard to imagine a scenario with criminal implications.

I don't think the mere breach of the NDA by itself, if it didn't concern information separately covered by some criminal statute, would qualify for criminal punishment.

So standard legal answer, it doesn't (except when it does).

Also we all know Shane didn't have any access to anything remotely sensitive. Unless the location of the broom closet is sensitive somehow.

 

[AnOminous]

Shane Eileen Nokes: If you’re constantly having to tweet about how stupid a bunch of people are because they apparently don’t understand your brilliant plan to “own them”, perhaps it’s not them who are stupid.

If you continually have to reply to your thread by claiming you're not replying to your thread, you're a fat fucking retard and probably named Shane Nokes.

 

[A Sunset]

If you continually have to reply to your thread by claiming you're not replying to your thread, you're a fat fucking retard and probably named Shane Nokes.

And you also may look like a schizophrenic, because nobody knows what the fuck you’re talking about and you’re too estrogen-soaked from your bowling-ball gut to speak like a normal person.


No likes, no views but a few Alogs. If I saw this guys feed I would unironically think he was schizo. And no, I have no clue what he’s referring to here . Spend time with your girlfriend Shame, if she’s even real, ya fat bum.

 

[AnOminous]

No likes, no views but a few Alogs. If I saw this guys feed I would unironically think he was schizo. And no, I have no clue what he’s referring to here . Spend time with your girlfriend Shame, if she’s even real, ya fat bum.

He's like a schizo street lunatic babbling nonstop insanity that nobody understands. Except the schizo street lunatic probably has at least someone who sympathizes with his condition. Shane though? He's just a disgusting freak on every level.

 

[Drunk Smurf Lore]

And you also may look like a schizophrenic, because nobody knows what the fuck you’re talking about and you’re too estrogen-soaked from your bowling-ball gut to speak like a normal person.

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No likes, no views but a few Alogs. If I saw this guys feed I would unironically think he was schizo. And no, I have no clue what he’s referring to here . Spend time with your girlfriend Shame, if she’s even real, ya fat bum.

Shane just sign up and talk to us on here. Nobody on twitter cares about you. They don't think you're interesting or intelligent. They think you're fat and mentally ill.
You see this?

It means no one cares.

 

[AnOminous]

I think, on reflection, that this is because Shane's psychology and situation is so transparent. Shane is incredibly bad at realising how obviously his insecurity projects like the fucking batsignal out of everything he says and does.

I think you mean the FATsignal.

That's fucking retarded.

You couldn't be more retarded without using trustno1 as a password everywhere.

If I had people alogging me and I actually wanted to talk directly to them more than one time, I’d just make an account. Who cares? The only reason not to is because you’re afraid for some stupid reason. It’s not like anyone reads his Tweets anyways, and he could also talk shit about us after the fact.

The instant you create a Kiwi Farms account, you are transmogrified into a transphobic shitlord Nazi and begin goose-stepping and Heiling Nool. He's afraid of that happening although it would truly be an improvement for this pathetic individual.

 

[AnOminous]

Why are Kiwis so keen to give him advice?

It's actually quite unusual. Sure, it isn't very common for cows to interact directly with the forum the way he does (even retards like Russell Greer don't do that, even though they clearly read their own threads), but I'm not the only Kiwi who has felt compelled to give him advice in a thread ostensibly dedicated to making fun of him.

Sometimes I read these endless, tedious advice posts and while anyone actually offering a cow good advice sincerely is probably severely autistic, what I love about it is how cows will invariably perversely not only refuse good advice but double down and do even more stupid self-destructive shit in response.

It's my favorite form of trolling for this kind of cow. Offer actual good advice, but with malicious intent, because you know the cow is so stupid they'll do the exact opposite just to "own" you somehow.

You can even up front tell them you're doing this and they'll still do it.

Cows, man. I can't get enough of them.

Someone remind me again why some posts can't be quoted, please.

They're too long and nool hates people quoting entire gigantic posts for one line responses.

He fixed this, though, with a customized thing so now, if you mouse over and select specific text, the reply button comes up on that. So use that shit.

Honestly if I were him I'd be afraid of my heart exploding after straining on the toilet a little too much. I mean that's how Elvis died.

While it is apropos, please do not put Elvis and this worthless motherfucker in the same sentence.

Understanding nuance takes a bit more intellect than "Daddy Cum Guzzler" has.

It also requires not having autism.

 

[ten dollars off]

Sometimes I read these endless, tedious advice posts and while anyone actually offering a cow good advice sincerely is probably severely autistic, what I love about it is how cows will invariably perversely not only refuse good advice but double down and do even more stupid self-destructive shit in response.

Shane is useful as a kind of "worst case scenario" outcome for fellow computer dweebs. So when you give him advice, it also helps to educate others on how to never become someone like him. He's very representative of the "dumb nerd" archetype we've seen blow up with the mainstream popularity of science fiction and comic book-related media. Someone with nerdy interests, but just the most passive, mindless kinds.

It's not like the guy is dabbling in mechanical engineering, coding, astronomy, linguistics, horticulture, geology, or anything of the kind. His "nerd cred" is sitting on his couch with drool leaking from the corner of his mouth while watching episodes of Star Trek the Next Generation and flashing his decade-old "Xbox Team" clout to anyone on Twitter who challenges him.

 

[A Sunset]

He's like a schizo street lunatic babbling nonstop insanity that nobody understands. Except the schizo street lunatic probably has at least someone who sympathizes with his condition. Shane though? He's just a disgusting freak on every level.

And he’s fat, too - we can’t forget that. His last name should really be Bloats. Cuz he’s a fat ass, soy-titted porker.

It's not like the guy is dabbling in mechanical engineering, coding, astronomy, linguistics, horticulture, geology, or anything of the kind. His "nerd cred" is sitting on his couch with drool leaking from the corner of his mouth while watching episodes of Star Trek the Next Generation and flashing his decade-old "Xbox Team" clout to anyone on Twitter who challenges him.

I’ve actually known a few guys like Shame. They‘re into nerdy shit so they desperately want to feel like they’re intelligent, but they’re really just mindless consoomers with brain rot and autistic knowledge of unimportant lore or drivel.

Based on how he interacts with the thread, you’ll notice he’ll focus on mundane, petty details that don’t matter - rather than engaging with larger ideas or concepts. Like how he obsessed over minutiae in wording today when we pointed out he was talking about the thread after just saying he’d ignore it for a few days. His mind can’t easily process overarching concepts, being of mundane intelligence at best. So he defaults to focusing on unimportant trivial details, which he’s more comfortable with.

This is a wordy way of saying that Shame Bloats is dumb, and did NOT have college reading comprehension at the age of 7.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I wouldn't entirely rule out there being a potential criminal component to it, but I think it would have to exceed merely breaching the civil contract itself, such as misappropriating trade secrets or some stand-alone crime. Since much of the information covered by an NDA actually does fall into such categories, it's not hard to imagine a scenario with criminal implications.

I don't think the mere breach of the NDA by itself, if it didn't concern information separately covered by some criminal statute, would qualify for criminal punishment.

So standard legal answer, it doesn't (except when it does).

Also we all know Shane didn't have any access to anything remotely sensitive. Unless the location of the broom closet is sensitive somehow.

This is why I always have a lawyer read any NDA's I have sign.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Does Shane even know why his buddy (who ignores him like the rest of Twitter) Patirck has to pay Quasi for being an idiot?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Does Shane even know why his buddy (who ignores him like the rest of Twitter) Patirck has to pay Quasi for being an idiot?

that would require being to read and actually understand what you're reading. Plus able to do a little bit of research on his part. Look at him, does he even look like he should be going outside without his safety helmet on?

 

[internet friend]

This is a wordy way of saying that Shame Bloats is dumb, and did NOT have college reading comprehension at the age of 7.

I don't think he even has a college reading comprehension level now, let alone anytime before.

 

[Black Cat2]

For someone who has declared top Microsoft employees his enemy, he sure still does promote their products. What kind of Microsoft hater promote the Xbox for them?

Also, if I was an ex-employee of Microsoft and some Microsoft higher up personally insulted me and discredited my very real work, I wouldn't still wave around the fact that I was an ex-employee proudly. Hell, I'd probably go the other way and disavow them. Not Shane, though. Since his only source of pride is once having been a monkey for a Microsoft contractor, he can't bear to stop bragging about Microsoft.

 

[Nightmare Friends]

It’s always funny to me that cows like Shane, Pat, etc. think they’re in some sort of intellectual duel to the death with us and their superior wit will win the day eventually. It’s like they think they’re the main character in some gay “nerd gets the girl” movie or something.

They don’t understand that they’re just fat retarded faggots that are fun to laugh at. There’s nothing really to be “won” for them, but they continue their daily public spergouts anyways, which only serve to entertain the people they hate. It’s the dumbest behavior possible for people who fancy themselves “intellectuals”.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

For someone who has declared top Microsoft employees his enemy, he sure still does promote their products. What kind of Microsoft hater promote the Xbox for them?

Also, if I was an ex-employee of Microsoft and some Microsoft higher up personally insulted me and discredited my very real work, I wouldn't still wave around the fact that I was an ex-employee proudly. Hell, I'd probably go the other way and disavow them. Not Shane, though. Since his only source of pride is once having been a monkey for a Microsoft contractor, he can't bear to stop bragging about Microsoft.

You'd think that if he worked in tech and had connections he'd also get them blacklisted. It works both ways. Where are the people defending his time at Microsoft?