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This person is clearly at the start of a glittering career in meeting brand standards for lobby and sperging on the internet.
Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.
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This person is clearly at the start of a glittering career in meeting brand standards for lobby and sperging on the internet.
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Oh my god, my autism. Do not use a fucking period at the end of things that are not sentences, you glitter covered abomination.
Fully Interlocking Pieces
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Probably because "Legobutts" is Maya/Felix Kramer, one of Zoe Quinn's fuckbuddies from way back in the day and a huge defender of Sarah Butts. She's also a professional PR pusher working alongside Silverstring media, a firm directly financed by Anita and Johnny boy, putting on spins for every single dangerhair and goony beardman under the sun. It's absolutely in her best interest to never be satisfied.
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>CCPGames
of course a goon would be literally figuratively fellating Eve Online.
https://kiwifarms.net/styles/dark/ratings/alog.png the real question is how many plexes or whatever they call gold in their space game she charges. https://kiwifarms.net/styles/dark/ratings/alog.png
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Not only is he autistic enough to put "thaumaturge" in his resume, he's retarded enough to misspell it.
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- Apr 10, 2016
I was staring at that word trying to figure out why that "U" was there, then I got distracted by the fact he put a definition of the word as the top line in his resume.
The Comfort Inn in Hamburg, NY allows this half-man/half-meme chimera to serve in customer facing roles. I don't know if he's lying about that and works with the Hispanic ladies turning out rooms or if the people booking rooms are greeted by Mr. Raine.
More like they know she, and her former cuck Lipshits, are completely radioactive. As in their half life spans millennia. There a reason the only people that talk to her are the beta game journos trying to get into her pants (for whatever ungodly reason). Companies with actual PR and HR firms know to just stay as far as humanly possible from her.
And if that dude is trying to be trans, the least he could do is shave his fucking legs in that pic. He can be the bearded lady for all I care, but try to appear somewhat feminine...
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How the fuck will you know he's trans if he makes an honest effort to pass as female? You don't get special snowflake points if everyone thinks you're an actual woman, shitlord.
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Come to think of it since when did shitty customer service jobs require a resume? All the ones I got went something like this.
Me- Give me a job.
Them- Ok lol.
Me- Give me a job.
Them- Ok lol.
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Since when has a lolcow ever applied for a realistic job?
Other than Pixyteri, who bounces from retail job to retail job, they all seem to think they should be in some important job that actually requires skill and talent or getting tardbux/pitymemoney.
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What if - and this might be shocking to some of you - he never applied for a job and is just making up excuses to satisfy potential donors?
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Unless you're applying to run a D&D table, the word "Thaumaturge" does not belong in your fucking resume.
Also, the IDGA thing could not be more obvious resume fluff if it tried. It does not belong under "Experience". At best, you could put it in as charity work, but not as a real job.
So he's been an intern, a hotel desk jockey, and run a Facebook page.
This entire thing is a textbook example of someone with minimal experience in anything trying to hide the fact.
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I like D&D, but if I saw a resume that was headed with "Elven Ranger", "Necromancer", or "Dwarf Thief", it's going into the paper shredder immediately.
Prince Omicron
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what? So she wants to preach to companies about policies?
OK, completely hypothetical here
Let's say an operation, for the sake of argument let's use a bloodbank, yeah that'll do.
Now let's say this "bloodbank" makes a "policy" for "trust and safety" of people about blood donations
So let's say a participant, maybe like a blood donor doesn't like the safety policy. What would Zoe advise the participant do in a case like that?
Just hypothetically of course.
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Or you're applying to do some show about the history of magic and what people believed back in the old days, you know, an academic look at how ancient cultures treated magic. But I have a slight feeling that the show approaches YOU in those cases, not the other way around.
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Ignore rule, claim it's a "stupid rule" and then never take full responsibility for whatever negative outcome or backlash occurs for not following it. Instead cry about how the outcome isn't fair and the backlash is uncalled for.
That is the BPD way.
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She'd blow it the fuck off and then scream about persecution if she got caught, sort of like Alison Rapp did when she was caught being a whore. Presumably Chelsea's "minimum standards" for employers would require a kids' toy company to keep a whore on the payroll even if she spent more time sucking cock and taking it up the ass than doing her job.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but, in my limited interactions with people who actually get paid to make artsy stuff, the people looking for a thing come to you (at least, they do if you've proven yourself to have a decent track record and have marketed yourself properly).
Even then, who the fuck is going to Twitter for job opportunities?