Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[moocow]

I don't think Chibi genuinely wants to fuck his cat but he does take an odd number of nude or semi-nude pictures of himself with the cat either on top of or directly next to his cock. Also I find it very interesting that his pubes appear to be roughly as long as the full length of his cock if you pulled them taut.

Back in the late '90's there was a softcore amateur porn site called "Little Grey Guy" that enjoyed modest success with a simple formula: the guy had an absurdly friendly and photogenic male Russian Blue cat, so he would get "girl next door" types to pose for photos while holding the cat. It was a cute gimmick. It paid his bills, the women showed the goods, and the cat sure seemed to love the attention.

I miss that internet. Now we get shit like this. What a downgrade.

 

[Christopher Robin]

Valedictorian of pay to graduate scam game design college - Ruined
Flordia Saga - Ruined
SALARIED Homeowner Saga - Ruined
Year of Chibi 2021 - Ruined
Year of Chibi 2022 -Ruined

And now Year of Chibi 2023 (Badass arc™) and the Japan Saga - Ruined

ChibiCels....how are we ever going to recover?

 

[Drunk Smurf Lore]

still sending pictures of your cock to girls on the internet, eh adam? guess mommy never got it through his retard skull to knock this shit off.

holy shit does he have fucking piss bottles?
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That is piss.

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

still sending pictures of your cock to girls on the internet, eh adam? guess mommy never got it through his retard skull to knock this shit off.

holy shit does he have fucking piss bottles?
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How does this mother fucker expect to live in japan, get a job working for nintendo ,and get a qt3.14 japanese gf if he cant't be assed to even toss out the piss bottles and keep his room clean.

 

[Smug Cat]

My brain protected me from the dick pic with the cat in it for like five whole minutes. I interpreted the picture as a cute cat sitting on a bed next to a dildo with bizarre fake hair for some reason and had to scroll back up to confirm that it was his actual penis with the cat on his lap when the thread convo alerted me to the horrifying truth.

Good lord. What the fuck?

 

[TitchBitties]

still sending pictures of your cock to girls on the internet, eh adam? guess mommy never got it through his retard skull to knock this shit off.

holy shit does he have fucking piss bottles?
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The label and shape of the bottle make me think that it MIGHT be some Lipton green tea which also looks very piss-like.

 

[imstonedsoz]

That is piss.

I think it's some gross looking fruit ice tea he's getting from the weebo store.
He was drinking something similarly piss looking during his cooking stream (the first time I saw him swig it I actually thought it was cooking oil lol). You could see the japanese on the label with some peaches or some shit.

But I don't deny this could just still be piss in a bottle.

 

[huecoffs02]

still sending pictures of your cock to girls on the internet, eh adam? guess mommy never got it through his retard skull to knock this shit off.

holy shit does he have fucking piss bottles?
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Learning from the GOAT, I see

 

[Wonathan Joss]

>hurr hurr you were going to DATE RAPE HER

What faggots. On one hand Chibi's extremely fucking retarded for trying to fit in the speedrunning community. On the other, I feel sorry for him due to all these faggots that are now accusing him of rape for asking a girl out.
The fact his mother lets him be around people who clearly have no problems with bullying and attacking an autistic guy, as they preach about muh ableism, tells me enough. She's way too fucking lenient with allowing him have this kind of online presence.

I've been on this thread long enough to know that is a totally valid concern

 

[Skullwhalejelly]

For the newer people on here, Chibi's cat is 22 years old, is having kidney failure, and is barely able to walk. You can see the cat limping in the background in his latest stream. He has to pick the cat up for it to come into bed with him. There is no fucking way the cat "Jumped" on his lap. He has his underwear down and the cat crawled on his lap slowly, then Chibi decided to snap the picture. Or he put the cat in the picture. I literally think Chibi wanted to include the cat in his dick pic.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

The label and shape of the bottle make me think that it MIGHT be some Lipton green tea which also looks very piss-like.
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yeah honestly i think this is it. i wouldn't put it past him to have piss bottles, but i don't have CONFIRMATION that it's a piss bottle, and the label really looks the same, so i'll say FOR NOW that chibi doesn't piss in bottles... on camera.

 

[Wonathan Joss]

For the newer people on here, Chibi's cat is 22 years old, is having kidney failure, and is barely able to walk. You can see the cat limping in the background in his latest stream. He has to pick the cat up for it to come into bed with him. There is no fucking way the cat "Jumped" on his lap. He has his underwear down and the cat crawled on his lap slowly, then Chibi decided to snap the picture. Or he put the cat in the picture. I literally think Chibi wanted to include the cat in his dick pic.

He constantly uses his cat for attention seeking too. He does it by making up shit the cat does like walking on his keyboard and hitting send when Chibi just copy-pasted code to his Discord, and on top of that always he takes selfies pulling a sad face every time he goes to a vet.

 

[Blindeye]

God he really aged into an Oblivion character

 

[Stoneheart]

still sending pictures of your cock to girls on the internet, eh adam? guess mommy never got it through his retard skull to knock this shit off.

I dont see a problem with that. the trick to send them is to make it look like a mistake...

Dear doctor jamal, does this look like a rash?
dickpick.gif

 

[BetterFuckChuck]

this brings old meaning to the phrase tard cum

Not only does this mean we get some great milk, it also means I get to leave the cancer that is this Facebook group I just joined for cow watch. Win win!

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

I'll respectfully disagree with the theory that "chibi is harmless".
I think if he had a drunk, passed out girl in his room he'd go for it, and that's what these girls are picking up on, even if they don't realize it.
They're dumb, sure, but countless years of evolution have trained them to subconsciously identify red flags. Just because society (society!) has taught them to use hyperbole like 'date rapist' to articulate their concerns, it's still coming from a place of genuine fear, in my opinion.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

I'll respectfully disagree with the theory that "chibi is harmless".
I think if he had a drunk, passed out girl in his room he'd go for it, and that's what these girls are picking up on, even if they don't realize it.
They're dumb, sure, but countless years of evolution have trained them to subconsciously identify red flags. Just because society (society!) has taught them to use hyperbole like 'date rapist' to articulate their concerns, it's still coming a place of genuine fear, in my opinion.

i think i would go a step further. if chibi knew there were no consequences to making the girl be passed out i think he'd probably do that too. he doesn't regret things until they impact him negatively, directly. look how he treated his mother back in the day. the kind of person who can show such disregard for a stupidly patient woman like that, his own mother, is the type of person i wouldn't trust alone with my kids, or my wife, and i wouldn't drink anything i didn't watch him pour and drink first if i was a woman.

 

[Wonathan Joss]

I'll respectfully disagree with the theory that "chibi is harmless".
I think if he had a drunk, passed out girl in his room he'd go for it, and that's what these girls are picking up on, even if they don't realize it.
They're dumb, sure, but countless years of evolution have trained them to subconsciously identify red flags. Just because society (society!) has taught them to use hyperbole like 'date rapist' to articulate their concerns, it's still coming a place of genuine fear, in my opinion.

Chibi has essentially raped a girl before. He tried putting his flaccid cock inside that weird wall-eyed ex of his

 

[Rungle]

How to get banned from a convention any%

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I wonder if Chibs ever thought about making a sign to find a boyfriend-free girl