Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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I can't believe nobody pointed out the best part of this one.
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Pigrick berates Eric the goon for never stopping to engage the atalkers. You know, only just the thing he hasn't been able to do for half a decade, and the mere well-meaning suggestion of which sends him into fits of squealing rage. Someone's seeing the speck in his neighbor's eye and completely missing the  hog log in his own.
nothing says "I'm not violent" like screaming in caps lock at total strangers
 
Even without a blue checkmark, the onset of no legacy blue is making Pat go into overdrive. I just got a part of it but you get the idea (also phone post because wagie)

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I wonder if the idea is to keep making Stealthygeek* accounts and do dumb bullshit until pat's too worn out posting this reply that they get him to pay for Blue.
 
Even without a blue checkmark, the onset of no blue is making Pat go into overdrive. I just got a part of it but you get the idea (also phone post because wagie)

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I wonder if the idea is to keep making Stealthygeek* accounts and do dumb bullshit until pat's too worn out posting this reply that they get him to pay for Blue.
If you notice, one of the posts by the impersonator account is hitting on some hag. Hilariously, the hag responds positively and seems to be up to a relationship until the real Fatrick arrives to shut things down.
 
Yes, fatrick, keep consuming your own life force posting nonstop about the evil stalkers, that will surely stop them and there's no chance that you wasting your fucking life away in a giant public seethefest is what they want.
Even without a blue checkmark, the onset of no legacy blue is making Pat go into overdrive. I just got a part of it but you get the idea (also phone post because wagie)

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I wonder if the idea is to keep making Stealthygeek* accounts and do dumb bullshit until pat's too worn out posting this reply that they get him to pay for Blue.
 
That is fucking hysterical. He really is paranoid about being impersonated, and now with Elon Musk taking away checkmarks that’s even more stressful for him.

If you wanted to fuck with Fatrick at this point all you really have to do is impersonate him over and over and make him flirt with women he doeesn’t want to fuck.

Also, Felony Impersonation while Flirting, child.
 
>I'm a public figure and well known author
>I'll do anything to be famous
>Waaaa they're obsessed with me

Pat if we go by your logic this isn't that strange. I know people with t shirts covered in laughing Tom Cruise faces; if you're such a famous person, people are gonna put your face on stuff. Get over it.
Also, the absolute state of Jackie. Some mega troll you clearly were, you have the sense of humour of bubonic plague.
 
Felony Beefer Complimenting, stalker. Enjoy prison.

Yes, fatrick, keep consuming your own life force posting nonstop about the evil stalkers, that will surely stop them and there's no chance that you wasting your fucking life away in a giant public seethefest is what they want.
The funniest thing is seeing his timeline after that massive screed about him getting his parents swatter and stlakers swatting entire cities and being the White Taliban. It’s just gone like a fart in the wind in an ocean of record CorrecTing and crying about Elon Musk having rocket launches.
 
If you notice, one of the posts by the impersonator account is hitting on some hag. Hilariously, the hag responds positively and seems to be up to a relationship until the real Fatrick arrives to shut things down.
so not only is patrick retarded, in debt, incompetent at home repair, a lousy writer, a chronic liar, and very very fat, but he is also a cock blocker.

edit: forgot to include the post with his actual twitter screenshot.
 
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You know, at some point I have to actually get some work done. Between Fatrick’s meltdowns, Jackie the Fed wanting to use my art as an NFT and Shane Nokes manically fighting with individual users on his thread……I might lose my job at this rate. It’s too much content and I can’t turn my head away.
Yeah the only good thing about this is that it actually forced me to get a ton of shit done in just a few hours yesterday. I’m calling off dead when Pat gets arrested.
 
This has been one of the worst weeks of Pats life seriously (and that must be a high bar to clear), the optimist in me hopes he actually missed the debt hearing so he gets slammed by the law before monday, then this week would make lolcow history:optimistic:.

EDIT: if he missed the debt exam then the timeline i did the other day when he had the hearing of exactly when he was tweeting and when he was going radio silent is completely useless garbage, fuck you pat that took me like 30 minutes to make :(
FINAL EDIT i guess, im putting all the tweeting spergouts/gaps in order, alongside what i think is going on:

-Multiple hours of hours of tweet sperging just like any other day

-40 minute radio silence (him going to the place)

-13 minute spergout (him waiting for the hearing)

-32 minutes radio silence (this in the actual hearing)

-two very quick tweets, and radio silence again (either hes tweeting on the hearing to prove us wrong or the hearing ended just now)

- 36 minutes radio silence (either this was the end of the hearing or he was going back home, BUT this lines up with the 40 minutes it took him to get there)

- just now hes tweeting again
 
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the optimist in me hopes he actually missed the debt hearing
He did. Whether or not the cops swoop is a different matter. Pat will probably be more hesitant to order SWATs in these new circumstances. If the authorities come to his door, they’re leaving with him in cuffs.

Someone please draw Pat in the Paddywagon ‘Pattywagon’.
 
Felony Beefer Complimenting, stalker. Enjoy prison.


The funniest thing is seeing his timeline after that massive screed about him getting his parents swatter and stlakers swatting entire cities and being the White Taliban. It’s just gone like a fart in the wind in an ocean of record CorrecTing and crying about Elon Musk having rocket launches.
Tweet 1: They're criminal stlakers, they're the taliban, they're destroying an entire city to get to me. MY LIFE IS IN DANGER!!!!!
Tweet 2: What if you got killed by a hammer in a scifi laser blaster fight, teehee?

Not the behavior of a deranged individual.
 
This has been one of the worst weeks of Pats life seriously (and that must be a high bar to clear), the optimist in me hopes he actually missed the debt hearing so he gets slammed by the law before monday, then this week would make lolcow history:optimistic:.
Beyond my dislike of Patrick I really do hope they jail him immediately. I fear for the lives of the people of Milwaukee if they leave him on the streets. Shit it might even be good for Patrick to get actual psychiatric care beyond his school shrink mommy and he might get sober in prison for awhile. Maybe he'll even find Christ.
 
Another day, another recruit for the Patorian Guard.
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aka im a lazy bum and you need to validate me. another lazy asshole who uses critiques of capitalism as a cover for them being lazy bums.

>the most courage thing we can do is shine a light and be kind to strangers.
100% of the time people who say things like this are the first to call for someone's life to be ruined, children taken away, be sent to jail, etc because they have a slight disagreement or called them a mean word.
im convinced the more a person claims on the internet that what we need is compassion is really just a front for them being an insufferable asshole to everyone around them. i have no doubt this topak guy is the biggest jerk to people in real life.
 
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