🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[covidity]

Aniso? Is that a joke about Idubbbz?

100%

 

[ConsoleWarVet2]

Kinda wholesome Sam-Jon bonding content

When Jon leaves fishtank he'll replace his surrogate internet dad Andrew Tate with Sam.

 

[The Real Me]

Pizza in the pan AGAIN!

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

simmons is trying to reheat pizza again

hes sauteing the pizza, its authentic that way

 

[Null]

>graf redemption arc
that fucking faggot split the fediverse in half and defederated the Kiwi Farms for literally nothing, then lied and said we were spreading CHILD PORNOGRAPHY to cover up how petty his motivations were, and then jumped on Sam's dick the very second he heard about hosting problems. There's people on both sites who can no longer communicate to each other one reason: graf does not like our Fediverse admin.

Sam Hyde can throw this guy a bone but never say he's redeemed. He lies, calls other people pedophiles for no fucking reason, and says our website hosts child porn only because he's embarrassed that he defederated us.

 

[Luciusmaximus]

Pizza in the pan AGAIN!

ME A CHINA MAN ME ONLY USE WOK AND OIL TO COOK. WE NO UNDASTAND WHAT YOU CALL A OOOVEN. NO OIL MEAN NO GOOD

 

[The Real Me]

We're not gonna get the fan turned off for like 2 hours again.

 

[Monkey Madness]

I think Sam said they were gonna put SD cards in the cameras, and with this and everyone thinking the stream is down it could lead to some pretty good content in Kitchen cam or the final edits.

 

[Bobuno]

The link scream every hook with the faint counting is music to my hears

Edit: NVM THE AUDIO IS ASS

 

[DOUBLE_WHEEL]

When Jon leaves fishtank he'll replace his surrogate internet dad Andrew Tate with Sam.

He already fell for Sam's hustle shorts on youtube. I wonder if he'd do debtmaxxing.

 

[Demetrius I of Bactria]

Pizza in the pan AGAIN!

Let the poor guy cook

 

[Lokenstien]

Sams battle screams broke the audio and now he sounds even more menacing.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

im late and gay, but why is he heating pizza on the stove rather than in the oven? does it not work, is that part of the fish tank?

 

[Solid Hyrax]

Sam's echoing screams with the broken audio is cracking me up

 

[The Real Me]

This is what it sounds like when the YouTube streaming costs pry the final quarter from Sam's coin purse.

 

[BigNig]

I'm just clipping for anyone who misses it. This is awesome, I feel like it'll be a good day in the tank

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Something about Sam punching backwards one retard while another retard spins and has a sensory overload in the corner while counting is just so kino

 

[Anon88]

ME A CHINA MAN ME ONLY USE WOK AND OIL TO COOK. WE NO UNDASTAND WHAT YOU CALL A OOOVEN. NO OIL MEAN NO GOOD

It's not his fault He's just used to eating things when they're still alive something like pizza and cooking are new and confusing to him.

 

[12345678901]

Where did they get these mics and speakers, they have been issues from day one.

 

[Bobuno]

If Sam wasn't lying earlier, he did say the crew was sleeping downstairs. Might be like this for a little if that's true.

 

[Übertroon]

>graf redemption arc
that fucking faggot split the fediverse in half and defederated the Kiwi Farms for literally nothing, then lied and said we were spreading CHILD PORNOGRAPHY to cover up how petty his motivations were, and then jumped on Sam's dick the very second he heard about hosting problems. There's people on both sites who can no longer communicate to each other one reason: graf does not like our Fediverse admin.

Sam Hyde can throw this guy a bone but never say he's redeemed. He lies, calls other people pedophiles for no fucking reason, and says our website hosts child porn only because he's embarrassed that he defederated us.

I'm not caught up on that. Why was that? Did he underestimate the challenges and tried to cover his ass, or was a just being retarded for no particular reason?