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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 332 31.7%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 529 50.6%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 185 17.7%

  • Total voters
    1,046
They're the perfect balance between autism and likability. We obviously joke about who we hate, but everyone on this show brings something to the table and has redemption. Like Simmons right now. Wasn't a huge fan but then he put on the troon act yesterday which was funny af and he's really driving the house bonding at the moment. We really lucked out with how perfect this cast is.
I wanna see a "Friends" intro edit but all of Damiel's scenes are him being unhinged and shadowboxing.
 
Who the fuck hears "free speech" and immediately thinks "cheese pizza", other than someone with a guilty conscience? I say this as someone who finds 90% of things sam does at least sorta funny, but not a superfan or anything of the guy himself.


Two things:

Because it is Sam, I am going to assume that it was just his way of saying "Please don't post obviously inappropriate things" buried within a half-joke. He does this kind of stuff ALL the time. As a bonus he gets to dig at those kinds of people, which I mean just put yourself in his position for a second and imagine some of the fucking fan mail and messages this guy must get and the kind of shit he must see from some of the chuds who follow him. I am honestly surprised he isn't just completely sick and tired of it all by now and just relaxing on a farm somewhere away from the chud static.
 
What is hanging from the back of Simmons' pants? Is his back pocket inside out? lol

Simmons and Jon play around
 
You cant post cp in tts. Also you could filter links and anything and they themselves pre-moderate the tts. Sam then proceeded to ban calling the girl fat and then you got banned for being too mean or something. Which also has nothing to do with cp.
Yeah whatever but sam himself confirmed he got mad because of cp links in the fish chat. You have some retard spamming cp everywhere that's related to you and your show, on 4chan, on discord, and then someone superchats you asking about free speech absolutism lmao. If you aren't on the same level of autism as the paypig asking that, you might make a connection that he's talking about the cp.
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You say that but Maoro and Sylvia barely do anything and we all know that one of them will be voted out first depending on which team loses the comedy contest.
Sylvia brings something to the table by how unlikable and easily triggered she is, having one of those makes the show better (having multiple of them would surely suck ass)
 
You cant post cp in tts. Also you could filter links and anything and they themselves pre-moderate the tts. Sam then proceeded to ban calling the girl fat and then you got banned for being too mean or something. Which also has nothing to do with cp.
The rant wasn't confined to Fishtank TTS lmfao. Good luck holding up "muh free speech absolutism!" running any service that aims to generate money or traction.

Do you not also see the logic behind not wanting TTS to evict all of the contestants immediately?
 
Sam then proceeded to ban calling the girl fat
Not what happened, you guys are so fucking retarded. He said he wants people to take it easy at first. If you hit them with overwhelming abuse week one it's easier for them to leave vs 4 or 5 weeks in. This is MDE, half of their schtick is lying and lulling people into a false sense of security. It's been the case since their fashion interviews, hiring craigslist actors, etc. His fans are so fucking unfunny and autistic they don't understand this.

Quote me on this, week 6 will be the funniest content they've produced since their pre-world peace internet heyday.
 
You say that but Maoro and Sylvia barely do anything and we all know that one of them will be voted out first depending on which team loses the comedy contest.
Sylvia brings the OINK OINK OINK and Onlyfans references through TTS
And she gets triggered easily
I see that as a win
 
Who the fuck hears "free speech" and immediately thinks "cheese pizza", other than someone with a guilty conscience? I say this as someone who finds 90% of things sam does at least sorta funny, but not a superfan or anything of the guy himself.
The moment I hear free speech "absolutism" I imagine some sovereign citizen type brainrot. There's a difference between getting your speech shutdown because it runs against someones agenda or something and then there's being the retard who thinks everything should be allowed out there in the open without exception.
 
Yeah whatever but sam himself confirmed he got mad because of cp links in the fish chat. You have some retard spamming cp everywhere that's related to you and your show, on 4chan, on discord, and then someone superchats you asking about free speech absolutism lmao. If you aren't on the same level of autism as the paypig asking that, you might make a connection that he's talking about the cp.
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Hours after he panicked and ended stream and privated it. The question was about tts and Sam goes on a schizo rant. You cannot post cp in tts.
Not what happened, you guys are so fucking retarded. He said he wants people to take it easy at first. If you hit them with overwhelming abuse week one it's easier for them to leave vs 4 or 5 weeks in. This is MDE, half of their schtick is lying and lulling people into a false sense of security. It's been the case since their fashion interviews, hiring craigslist actors, etc. His fans are so fucking unfunny and autistic they don't understand this.

Quote me on this, week 6 will be the funniest content they've produced since their pre-world peace internet heyday.
Trust the plan
It is what happened. It was something about being too mean and they would ban you and take your tokens. Im pretty sure they specifically said something about calling Sylvia fat.
 
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