🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 334 31.9%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 529 50.5%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 185 17.7%

  • Total voters
    1,048
Violetta just said "I think we should get liquor." When asked why, she says "because the cameras are all off and we're not live." So the jig is up, I guess. If this is the case why did Jet say they wouldn't tell them anything? Maybe Sam changed his mind at some point.
Sam told them that the site was down when he was in the house an hour ago, they think the live stream is not up and running currently
 
It would not surprise me if this is part of at least Sam's plan (after watching Jet Neptune on Instagram after the stream went down I am convinced that nigger does not have a single working braincell). Get comfortable with them, get them to trust you, and then troll the fuck out of them when you have earned their trust.
Sam is a softy at heart. The more time he spends with them, the more they become humans to him. Humans of Fishtank. He can't pull the trigger with Jon's puppy eyes looking up at him like Sam's the Twop G. He'll sooner hire them than mess with them in the manner internet sadists would like him to.
 
It's going to be a shame to see anyone go really, I've grown fond of the motley crew they've assembled under one roof. Even if it's not Hyde's House of Horrors like people were wanting/expecting it to be, it's still entertaining in short bursts. It's like if the Truman Show met Eric Andre.
These people are going to hang out after this show is over.
Sam told them that the site was down when he was in the house an hour ago, they think the live stream is not up and running currently
This is definitely going to fuck them over, since they don't know that everything in the kitchen is still live.
 
she will be my little squaw
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>simmons signed up to this shit without even skimming the contract
how the fuck are people like this
Reading the contract is for losers.
Fuck capitalism I'm hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt for my gender studies degree
Fuck the government I signed an indefinite contract for the military thinking I was gonna do 6, get out, and reap my gibz
Fuck capitalism my terms of employment are basically like a general contractors except I ain't got no freedumz and am drowned in endless NDA's
Mang fuck landlords I ain't know dat dey wuz gonna keep da deposit fo me changing the innards of duh house without asking demz first.
Mang fuck duh phone company I ain't know dey charge long distance.
 
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