🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[MercuryDrinker]

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He called Ralph Bluey because he didn't know that the blue man was his father...

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

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Even Xander is alogging him now and calling him a tranny. Dumbfuck doesn't realize Bluey is a six year old girl in the show, he'd know these things if he actually spent time with his child as his father.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

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Not to be overly moralfaggy but bad taste vulgar "jokes" are the worst kind of jokes this asshole shouldn't be making. Try maintaining some dignity and decorum Vickers. Racing to the lowest of bottoms against Ralph is bad optics, and worse of all, you are not funny.

1000000%! Gross shit like this makes it hard to root for anyone, even against a vile pig. Got a point to make? Is it solid? Good. Make it without shit that detracts from your point.

 

[Booby Jones]

"MAH SON KNOWS WHO I AM, IT'S BIOLOGICAL, I'M HIS RONNIE AND THAT'S THAT! EXTRA SQUEEZES"
Then he visits him and the kid thinks he's some cartoon dog. Shameful!

 

[Lidl Drip]

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[David Spadem]

Looks like you were on to something, @David Spadem.

Classy as always, Rage Pig.

I fucking knew it, there was no way he’d look like that unless he had a reason and remembering his last visit and him pointing out watching bluey together, he would have to have pulled something like this to look that fucking stupid.

 

[bile demon]

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[Mr E. Grifter]

Looks like you were on to something, @David Spadem.

Classy as always, Rage Pig.

You know what he didn't call Ralph?

Dad.

 

[Coalescence]

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Any time Ralph talks about getting a hug from Xander, this tweet of his is all I can think of.

 

[Garth]

Gross shit like this makes it hard to root for anyone

There isn't, nor has there ever been anyone to root for. They're all white trash idiots. Laugh at all of them.

 

[Rage Pig]

Here he is answering to some drivel from Esofaggy, his delusions of grandeur are getting more funny the more Xanax he stuffs into his snout.

Archive with complete tweet chain:

Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "@EsoShaggy Dude the local police think they'…

archived 22 Apr 2023 12:39:15 UTC

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[LiquidChrisRespecter]

How can one man be so delusional?

 

[Hüftpriester]

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Yikes, looks like someone forgot their rosacea treatment in Mexico. Blue hair and blotchy skin for the supervised visitation, VERY disrespectful!

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

How can one man be so delusional?

drugs, alcohol, ego and insecurities.

 

[Elmo]

drugs, alcohol, ego and insecurities.

And good ol' fashion down home white trash genetics.

 

[Truly Rural]

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Sandra was extremely proud of her little piggy.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph loved his mother so much he offered to call her an Uber when she complained about being forced to walk in the heat because her son is a dead beat alcoholic pill head!

Alogs btfo’d!

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

How can one man be so delusional?

Drugs.

 

[SargonF00t]

Yikes, looks like someone forgot their rosacea treatment in Mexico. Blue hair and blotchy skin for the supervised visitation, VERY disrespectful!

I suspect the red blotchiness is exacerbated by not regularly showering.

 

[Haru Okumura]

This is Bluey, the young female dog with blue fur that Xander compared Ethan to:



Even Ethan's own son knows that he's a little bitch!