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I’m a sexy granny — I know if a man is good in bed before I sleep with him​

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Andrew Court

This is a different kind of kiss-and-tell.

A sexy grandmother pursued by men who are half her age says she can tell whether a date will be good at sex simply by locking lips with him.

London-based Andrea Sunshine, 53, told NudePR.com that she doesn’t let a love interest into her bed unless they first pass her strict kissing test, describing it as “an infallible dating tactic.”

“I am audacious and I don’t like to waste time and be disappointed,” Sunshine declared in an interview on Friday.

“If they steal a kiss from me immediately, and the kiss turns me on — bingo, we’re gonna click!”

The brunette beauty, who has two young grandchildren, says a bad smooch is proof that a man can’t make her climax.

“If it’s a hollow kiss without enthusiasm, dry with a short tongue that gives me a hard time to reach, I don’t light up,” Sunshine explained.

“I don’t move forward,” she bluntly added. “I make up an excuse and leave.”
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“I am audacious and I don’t like to waste time and be disappointed,” Sunshine declared in an interview on Friday.Jam Press/CO Press Office
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“If they steal a kiss from me immediately, and the kiss turns me on – bingo, we’re gonna click,” she cooed.Jam Press/CO Press Office

The gorgeous granny has also started up an OnlyFans account where she’s attracted a slew of subscribers — including one who offered her a whopping $20,000 for a kiss.

“This indecent proposal came from a huge fan,” she explained. “He even suggested sending me a flight ticket to meet him in Greece.”

Sunshine stated that she didn’t take the man up on the offer, saying a kiss has to come naturally.
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Sunshine is a social media star, boasting more than 341,000 Instagram followers who fawn over her fit physique.Jam Press/CO Press Office
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The gorgeous granny has also started up an OnlyFans account where she’s attracted a slew of subscribers — including one who offered her a whopping $20,000 for a kiss.
Earlier this month, Sunshine shared a post to her Instagram explaining her strict kissing rule, with many agreeing that it was a foolproof dating tactic.

“Literally agreed babe,” one wrote beneath the clip, which clocked up more than 4000 likes.

“100%,” another supporter chimed in.

Sunshine previously revealed that she works out for at least three hours per day in order to maintain her super-fit physique.
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Sunshine previously revealed that she works out for at least three hours per day in order to maintain her super-fit physique.Jam Press/CO Press Office
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While Sunshine insisted that she “doesn’t like the attention” she said she’s proud to be known for her fit figure.Jam Press/CO Press Office

”Young men have a crush on good-looking mature ladies so I get hit on all the time,” she explained. “There’s all kind of ages, there’s even some below 25 but most are between 30-35.”Jam Press/CO Press Office
She said that her age-defying body means that she’s approached by much younger men.
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(OP: This one makes me audibly laugh. It's...just I dunno :story::story::story::story:)

”Young men have a crush on good-looking mature ladies so I get hit on all the time,” she explained. “There’s all kind of ages, there’s even some below 25 but most are between 30-35.”

While Sunshine insisted that she “doesn’t like the attention” she said she’s proud to be known for her fit figure.

“It doesn’t bother me to be called a fitness grandma,” she declared. “I am in my best shape and infinitely healthy.”
 
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I think the term is ethot adverticle. We get 2-3 of them per week now and you can tell a social media link will be included by the outlandish title. There's a marketing company making bank from these somewhere.
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This quote from the article stuck out to me:
London-based Andrea Sunshine, 53, told NudePR.com that she doesn’t let a love interest into her bed unless they first pass her strict kissing test, describing it as “an infallible dating tactic.”
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Turns out the site mentioned, NudePR.com, is a PR site for people like our titular "sexy" granny.

I think there was a mistake in how the New York Post wrote the article by including the name of the PR company, if you look at the NudePR site they don't seem to have articles. It looks like NudePR is paid by the client to get an advertisement disguised as an article published, maybe NY Post is desperate for stories or the PR company is paying them.

Regardless of the specifics of how the transaction is processed we have confirmation that at least one PR firm exists that helps clients get adverticles made.

Edit: I went to her Only Fans, she wants $10 a month (lol) but unlike a lot of big OF...creators...you can see her individual posts without signing up for Onlyfans but not the content or replies.
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Her oldest post is April 2 of 2022, she has 151 posts (posts like once every two or so days), but only has 2.5k likes (which is about 16.55 likes for each post). Scrolling through briefly the highest number of likes on any individual post I saw was 39.

If I had to venture a guess based on engagement levels I'd say she has less than 50 subs, but we'll allow for the full 50 to make this point. So her monthly revenue for being a granny thot is $500 before OF takes their cut.

As for Instagram, she may have 337k subs but engagement with her content is much lower than that:
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This thirst bait from five weeks ago only has 2386 likes and a couple hundred comments. Amouranth, by comparison in a post from the same time frame, is getting more than twice the engagement than this literally who on Instagram while only having 82k followers. I kind of wonder if part of the service that NudePR provides is botted subscriptions to artificially inflate numbers so their clients look more popular than they really are.

But that's just a theory...a thot theory!
 
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Of course she is pursued by men half her age. She doesn't look like your typical 53 year old. I don't know how much of that is natural attractiveness or plastic surgery. I would say it's mostly plastic surgery. I know those tits are fake. They look way too good to be the real tits of a 53 year old woman. Also her muscled stomach does nothing for me. I actually kind of find it a turnoff. She is also a stuck up bitch. Oh well, she can die alone. She can't look good forever. Plastic surgery can only do so much before you start looking like a weirdo.
 
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I swear to god boomers are terrible when they were middle aged and even more terrible when they get old. I just hope millennials die out before they get retirement age because there is nothing more cringy than uwu i am smol bean coming from old hag that has tripple chins and back tits On the other side does womans vagina still works after menopause i mean getting arroused?. I am nowhere near that, i get more excited about seed catalogues than getting attention from men.
 
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