Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

The best part is he‘s been an aggressive asshole to people for decades. I was introduced to Shame when he was seeking out Christians grieving the deaths of murdered children, and using the opportunity to mock their faith.
This is very important to keep at the forefront when talking about Shane: as seen in this thread, it can be tempting to chalk his cringeworthy behavior up to immaturity and being too much of a "nerd" (even though he's a "dumb nerd" like mentioned a few pages back), and empathize with him and give him a bit of a pass. But, it's not just about being a middle school level loser with Shane, he is actually a vicious person with nasty power fantasies and no empathy to speak of. It's visible here in the screenshot you posted, it's also visible in that famous Neowin post of his where he says "pics or it didn't happen" about an underage girl getting her nudes posted publicly. He can't (or won't) envision how terrifying such an experience can be for a young girl or for her mother. Whenever he says something like "You don't know who you're messing with, you're over. I'm the kind of person that puts people like you away" to a random commenter who had the poor fortune of stumbling across Shane, it gives us a glimpse of his vengeful internal world.

Shane Nokes is fat, he can barely dish it and definitely can't take it, and I would not have sex with him.
 
There, 1 line of code, 8 process simultaneous constant fetch of www.homepage.com. Maxing out your connection line.
And instantly gets you blackholed in KiwiFlare. You have to be a little trickier when you're dealing with nool.
It's visible here in the screenshot you posted, it's also visible in that famous Neowin post of his where he says "pics or it didn't happen" about an underage girl getting her nudes posted publicly.
The dude is a pedophile. There's no other word for it. What is the word for a man who openly and publicly solicits naked pictures of children?

Oh, yeah, the word is "pedophile."

Shane Nokes is a pedophile.

Note that he's never even denied it.

Look at all his fat smugposting. Look at all the stuff he has actually denied.

What hasn't he denied?

Being a pedophile. He knows that part of himself is glaringly obvious. Enough that even he can't bring himself to deny it.

Shane Nokes. The pedophile. The pedophile Shane Nokes.

Shane Edward Nokes. The kiddy diddling pedophile.
 
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Shane’s already got a response for me, and it’s as retarded and pathetic as his life’s accomplishments.

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LOL YER SO MAD, and somehow I’m a coward. LMFAO. Is it cowardly to purposely crop out any mention of you refusing to have a simple phone call with Boomia or Spunt?
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Also definitely don’t want to show this. He’s so afraid of those calls. Coward. And, of course, can’t show the receipts showing how he’s a hypocritical scumbag who harasses strangers to get dopamine.

I own you fat ass, why do you even bother? Go pretend to exercise more and gulp down Mountain Dew on my dime.
 
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Why does this fat fuck think we'd be angry about a fat unemployed dumb nerd who married a fat gunt and whose online history consists of being made fun off for having a huge unearned ego and self importance?

His whole "It'll make sure you never work in tech" is some reddit tier shit and I'm sure a company will deny an Ivy League/MIT/Caltech graduate from working for then for making fun of a fat never-was. Like in all my job interviews they always have a technical interview followed by an HR interview
 
Shane Nokes. The pedophile. The pedophile Shane Nokes.

Shane Edward Nokes. The kiddy diddling pedophile.
@AnOminous doesn’t realize he’s making fun of Shame Bloats because……he‘s a pedophile too?

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Welcome to Shame logic. When you post about how much of a fat LARPING faggot with bitch tits Shame is, you’re actually trying to stop him from putting you behind bars for your pedophilia. This is true because of reasons.

Maybe I’m not enough of a pants-shitting retard, like Shame, to understand how this works. At this point it’s probably best to just pat him on the head and send him along to the short bus. He’ll be comfortable already having spent his childhood there.

Also just gonna leave this here.

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@AnOminous doesn’t realize he’s making fun of Shame Bloats because……he‘s a pedophile too?

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Welcome to Shame logic. When you post about how much of a fat LARPING faggot with bitch tits Shame is, you’re actually trying to stop him from putting you behind bars for your pedophilia. This is true because of reasons.

Maybe I’m not enough of a pants-shitting retard, like Shame, to understand how this works. At this point it’s probably best to just pat him on the head and send him along to the short bus. He’ll be comfortable already having spent his childhood there.

Also just gonna leave this here.

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Lmao he actually signal boosted me about the obvious fact that he's a kid diddler.

Congratulations Shame you chomo piece of shit.

I also seem to recall, he has yet to respond to the question of why he openly solicited naked pictures of children.

If his reasons for openly soliciting naked pictures of children were innocent, surely he would have given an explanation by now.

I guess we can just make the obvious inference. He solicited naked pictures of children because he is a pedophile.
@AnOminous doesn’t realize he’s making fun of Shame Bloats because……he‘s also a pedophile?
You gotta love what a stereotype this guy is. "Umm. . .yeah I totally publicly requested naked pictures of a child. . .but like NO U U ARE THE PEDO!"

2004 called it wants its meme back.
 
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This guy's on a manic posting spree right now. I think he didn't realize that his screenshot included a mention of his verifiable and obviously pedophilic behavior, but now he doesn't really care because he knows that we're the only ones who will ever see his Twatter timeline, and we already know that he's a degenerate. The damage is already done.

Go ahead, fatty, now post that Neowin screenshot directly on Twitter so your followers know what evil KF slander you are defending yourself against.
 
If he knows what happens to kiddie diddlers in prison, maybe he shouldn't ask for photos of teenage girls.
This pedophile is not terribly bright.

Also note that even in his post screen shotting my direct accusation that he is a pedophile, which points out he has never denied being a pedophile, he STILL DOES NOT DENY THAT HE IS A PEDOPHILE.
 
Just in case anyone had doubts that KF Cruiser is actually Shane (:optimistic:), look at the timestamps and the glimpse of the Like action link (visible only when logged in).
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@KF Cruiser, come on fatty, just talk to us here. It's way faster than going through Twitter and taking a bunch of awkward screenshots back-and-forth. You want an opportunity to clear your name, right?

Edit: Hi Shame!!! Put me in the screenshot please.
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This guy's on a manic posting spree right now. I think he didn't realize that his screenshot included a mention of his verifiable and obviously pedophilic behavior, but now he doesn't really care because he knows that we're the only ones who will ever see his Twatter timeline, and we already know that he's a degenerate. The damage is already done.
Yeah y’all need to help me archiving this faggot if you can because I gotta go to work and he’s coming in hot, LMFAO.

It’s FAQ time for Shane! Get ya questions in now for the dim-witted lardass, folks!

SHAME SCREENSHOT THIS WITH THE BELOW PEDOPOST, AND TWEET IT IF YOU’RE NOT AFRAID, BOY!

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So now it’s a “Childish Taunt” to go on a phone call with someone when asked?? You fucking dumb faggot, you literally just called Boomia a coward for not doing that. LMFAO how fucking stupid are you.

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Let me make this simple for Shame since his brain don’t work so good. Shame, that you in picture! You call Boomia coward for not having phone call! But then Boomia ask you for phone call, and you cry and report Boomia!

How about the call with @Spunt? What’s the excuse there? Gonna get your SIM Card hacked on Skype? Looking forward to the new cope.
 
Holy shit:
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Apparently, buying a house is ... abuse of the postal system? Somehow? Shane you fucking retard, the thread was discussing the fact that Patrick might sell the upper half of the duplex he owns to pay the $50k he owns Quasi, and that Null might buy it to have a US postal address. How in the blue fuck is any of that a "felony"? It's at times like this that I remember you have literal brain damage, because there's really no other justification for being this ignorant and stupid.

But fear not, for there is no opinion so stupid and ill-informed that prize idiot Jon will somehow make it stupider:
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Quick! Arrest everyone for ... felony house purchasing!

For some reason the feds don't act on Jon's hot tips. Can't think why that might be.
 
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Sure thing, fatty. That's his latest cope for why he gets no engagement other than from us and his butt-buddies? It's just a public database for his own personal reference rather than desperate attempts to gain control of his discussion and intimidate people into backing off. That's why it doesn't matter if no one gives a shit about his posts, even if he pours his entire unemployed time into crafting insults and comebacks that sound badass in his mind, but fall flat. Detractors BTFO once more. Will Shane ever stop winning? 🤣🤣🤣

Now that I think about it, I must thank @KF Cruiser for providing a convenient index of his detestable behavior. This is a true public service. Thank you Shame. I'm still waiting for you to repost the Neowin screenshot on Twitter though.
 
Fuck me, every Tweet is comedy gold:

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Shane, let's talk about "industry blacklists", Mr "I can't get a job at Microsoft and HR don't answer my emails".

"Hey, some fat idiot we fired from our retail business a decade ago wants us not to hire someone because he got into an argument with them on Twitter. Let's immediately make a hiring decision based on the ramblings of an unemployed fatty. Whew, we dodged a bullet there!"
 
This guy is so un self-aware I am actually pretty speechless.

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It’s just like…….like……what? LMFAO. I’m just going to keep posting him asking for child nudes. Shame, you fucking pedophile. Take a picture of this and post it, Pedo.

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Also, imagine having your only friend being Jon Frimann. LMFAO.

Important question: What is Shame’s girlfriend doing all this time? He’s seething and furiously clacking on his phone with his hog trotters. She’s probably getting fucked by her other, better, secret boyfriend - a boyfriend who doesn’t have a shrimp-dick completely engulfed in fat.
 
Shane’s just a bog-standard libshit
No one:

Shane: “yeah I used to work at Microsoft no big deal.”

Absolutely no one at all:

Shane: “yeah you know I used to do some pretty heroic shit with them. Went into early retirement though you know.”

Not a soul:

Shane: “You know I’m still pretty well connected at MICROSOFT, have I mentioned before that I used to work at MICROSOFT and personally know BILL GATES? You know the founder of MICROSOFT!”

For being “on the left” this Shane guy really does have some giant corpo cock in his mouth.
 
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