Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[Simon]

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Hey Shame, these are the correct emojis for your idiocy:
You're welcome. Also, see you tomorrow if not in 20 minutes.

Yeah, sure, Shane, go 'take a break'. Oh, what will we do with our 'posting frenzy'?

 

[Spunt]

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Hey Shame, these are the correct emojis for your idiocy:
You're welcome. Also, see you tomorrow if not in 20 minutes.

You mis-typed there Shane it should read "I'll still be round."

Also you ran away from my offer of Skype and you were very careful to crop it out of all your screenshots you chickenshit pussy.

 

[A Sunset]

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Hey Shame, these are the correct emojis for your idiocy:
You're welcome. Also, see you tomorrow if not in 20 minutes.

Translation: “Kiwi Farmers fucked my ass so thoroughly that I’m crying and need to rest and recoup. They’re asking for me to have a phone call with them, and demanding that I post the picture where I ask for child nudes - I can’t post that or everyone will know I’m a pedophile!

Time to watch/tweet about Star Trek and Elon Musk while I obsessively continuing reading every word in my thread, and my girlfriend gets fucked by her various lovers.”

YEs that‘s right, run along with your tail between your legs, boy.

Let’s see how long this “break” lasts this time. The last one was roughly 6 hours, before he started sperging about the thread again. Of course it WASN’T A DIRECT RESPONSE because he would say “some folks” instead of usernames.


To quote a fat faggot : “This is beautiful “

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

It's nice that by attracting Shame's attention, we're at least keeping him from harassing nice Christians who are mourning dead babies.

 

[Octopi]

If he actually did stop engaging for a week, the people who view this thread would go back to other threads, do shit in their personal life, and only remember Shane exists once they get a 'new post' notification.

Shane, on the other hand, would still spend the entire time hawking this thread, or at the very least stewing over his next zinger to Worm et al.

Someone said it already, but it's true: this thread is the best thing that's ever happened to him. He has never and will never feel this popular ever again, and it's an entire delusion, because once he stops oinking, he ceases existing to anyone here.

 

[alawital]

So this is what Shame is up to when not hitting F5 on this thread every other minute. Giving out 'doxxing' advice on Twitter.
One feature that some cows have is that they share traits with the "bullying platforms" they despise, like using 'doxxing' tactics liberally (remember when Keffals was trying to recruit impressionable fans to target someone on their subreddit?). To rectify this with their anti-KF stance requires a dose of dissonance. Thankfully, Shame has plenty of that; his powers of self-delusion are among the strongest I've seen from non-skitzocows.
Shame, you fat fucking mong, you don't get through life by continually doxing anyone who presents the slightest disadvantage or inconvenience to you. Especially on platforms like eBay and PayPal, they take disputes very seriously and you absolutely should not try to chase a seller down to enact vigilante justice. Just hand them over to the dispute resolution team and they'll take care of it. Vigilante Shame, what a funny character! Go ahead and put that seller away now

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

So not only he is a pedophile, a narcissistic asshole, a retard and a fatboy with anger issues. But is also a coward.

Good lord, this guy is the whole package on lolcow energy.

 

[I Just Can't Do It :(]

I doubt he could get anywhere near the dopamine hit he gets from social media from playing video games or attempting to penetrate a gunt.

I assume when he stops using his account he has another LARP account, either with the same type of haxx0r persona, or a completely different one, possibly a woman with characteristics he finds attractive.
That account will eventually be found and will spread it's magical content on another 100 pages of this thread with a butterknife.

 

[A Sunset]

So this is what Shame is up to when not hitting F5 on this thread every other minute. Giving out 'doxxing' advice on Twitter.
One feature that cows have is that they share traits with the "bullying platforms" they despise, like using 'doxxing' tactics liberally. To rectify this with their anti-KF stance requires a dose of dissonance. Thankfully, Shame has plenty of that; his powers of self-delusion are among the strongest I've seen from non-skitzocows

He fucking posted that directly after taking a ”break”

The following tweets are from today, probably less than 12 hours ago.


“I’m being DoXXXXXXed by evil Kiwi Farmers - DoXXing is wrong.” *Immediately tweets about doxing people on EBay over Star Trek trash merch*

This fucking Clown. LMFAO. The thread shit all over him today but I didn’t see one mention of doxing. The only place I’ve seen that is in Shame ”Diddler” Porkin’s tweets.

This guy is a real kind of special tard.

 

[Lainey09]

How much do you want to bet that Shane’s supposed girlfriend is a paid actor or his friend because there is no way a woman would voluntarily choose to date Lord Snokes.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

So is this what black people call being "buck broken" but for people obsessively online? Get verbally pounded and then have a good cry in the corner eating soup ladles full of Kiddie spread? Coping with your insignificance as complete strangers laugh and mock you and hoping just one person in the void comes to your rescue. Your one true knight in shinning armour? How fucking pathetic. Shane, we only point and laugh at the people who make a complete fool of themselves online on a constant bases. The more they do it the larger the thread gets. It's a digital monument to their failures and ineptitude. You wouldn't have a 121 page thread if you were a success in any way shape or form. It also wouldn't be this long if you managed to control your behavior online. No one likes a guy that's constantly comes off as argumentative prick who can only converse with someone through rage and fallacies. Being a polemic is no way to make friends. You're over forty years old Shane. You've accomplished nothing in life and only have one redeeming quality.

This was probably too long of a read for Shane and used too many long difficult words so I'll be nice and give him the TL;DR version.

Haha fat retard go durrrr!

 

[A Sunset]

How much do you want to bet that Shane’s supposed girlfriend is a paid actor or his friend because there is no way a woman would voluntarily choose to date Lord Snokes.

It’s probably his cousin or something, who hangs out with him for pity. She probably doesn’t even know Shame pretends she’s his girlfriend online. It’s tough.

Also, Shame is now sad-posting with fellow Kiwi Farms detractor ButterStotch (who I believe is a troon):


“So much darkness”. Very emo. Shame is definitely ass-blasted, and who can blame him. You can’t fight the reciepts and evidence - can you, Shame?


A great point, KF tells the truth about people who you aren’t allowed to criticize. Shame, naturally, Pulls a Nokes and ignores this logical point - instead calling them a pedophile and likely blocking them.

Run off to masturbate about Picard, Shame. Use your finest tweezers.

 

[internet friend]

Shane the coward, he is fat,
Shane the coward won't message back.
Shane the coward says time out,
Yet still his tweets he will spout.
Shane the coward ask for nudes,
Shane, you coward, that's very rude.
Shane the coward, his teeth are stained,
Goes up the stairs, he's very strained.
Shane the coward, fat and dumb,
Laughing at him is very fun.

 

[alawital]

How much do you want to bet that Shane’s supposed girlfriend is a paid actor or his friend because there is no way a woman would voluntarily choose to date Lord Snokes.

To be fair, Shame habitually lies about himself and his accomplishments. I still want to give her the benefit of the doubt, I have witnessed many people around me fall for manipulative liars who incessantly puff themselves up, and I suspect there might be a similar situation happening here. I don't know how you can't see right through Shane within 10 minutes of meeting him, but I'd wager that their relationship is built on false pretenses with Shame extracting as much pity and fear as possible (a winning combination for abusive narcissists) from to-be-Mrs. Porks.

 

[Bob_]

Yo Noksey if you are worried about KF backtracking your phone call even through your seven proxies, public telephones do still exist.

I'm betting you could find one in your shit hole town, maybe the library has public phones available.

You really deserve the opportunity to speak your truth and put us evil cunts in our place with facts and logic.

 

[A Sunset]

Last bit of Shame archiving for the night. That was a fun shitshow today, LMFAO.


More crying from the Kiwi Farms LOLCow Support Group. Let’s address the points!

1. They’re entertaining themselves. Yes Shame, I am entertaining myself because this site is like Jerry Springer for me when I’m off work. Except the idiots in the show I’m laughing at are interacting with me.
2. They’re creating “doubt” by boosting SEO for terms associated with a name. No Shame, talking about you in the thread and your retarded antics is what “boosts SEO with a term.” Did anyone make you start a war with ONA Forums and say you’d super hack them? That’s the only reason people dug and found your pedophilic post. If you don’t want negative shit in the SEO, stop living a life that makes you look bad.
3. They’re making accusations designed to make a target uncomfortable. Nigga, if you say pedophilic shit and someone calls you out on it, it ain’t my problem if that makes you “uncomfortable”. I don’t care about a pedophile’s feelings. And again, if you weren’t saying and doing outrageous, toxic, or stupid shit nobody would have ”accusations” for you. Also, these “accusations” have EVIDENCE. Which you cannot provide for any claim you make.

To sum it up, if you archive and comment on what someone says publicly online, according to Shame Porkins you are a cyberterrorist trying to defame a target and manipulate SEO, while making them uncomfortable that evidence of their own actions exists.

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BTW, my theory that Shame “self-soothes” by posting about Star Trek and Elon Musk is now confirmed.

Spoiler: Theory confirmed

He just tweeted this oinking at Elmo:



Let’s look at his tweets since giving us another “time-out”:


Star Trek, Kiwi Farms, Elon Musk, Elon Musk.

CONFIRMED: Shane Nokes self-soothes by tweeting about Star Trek and oinking at Elon Musk. Exactly like his E-Daddy, Fatrick Tomlinson, who will now be paying Quasi $50,000 over 3 years with interest.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

You can use a Corporate bank account as a personal bank account, however other than fucking over things like your LLC, taxes, Subchapter S, future profits. You'll piss off the shareholders who will sue your ass. If you want to take the future risk for current gain go for it. Also, if you have any obligations that need to be paid, pay them right away because if you don't your partners, shareholders, and/or investors are going to have your ass.

The better option is to just give yourself an salary as an employee.

If it's an LLC or a sole proprietor, then just do profit distribution in lump sums.

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

every lolcow has that same cope "I made the choice of linking my identity with the most retarded online shit and became a laughingstock, therefore anyone not making the same stupid decision I did is a COWARD!" sometimes worded around not respecting their "privacy" while being jelous guardians of our own.

yeah we don't want our passtime of laughing at fat retards linked forever to us and had the foresigh of taking the most basic effortless precation (using different handles) to prevent it. How is not wanting to end up like them contradictory?

 

[alawital]

On your break from KF, I see. Hi @KF Cruiser!
It hasn't even been 4 hours.

Edit: I'd like to take this opportunity to show you what Shame's Twitter media tab looks like:

This is the activity of a man who expertly trolls KF sleuths to extract maximum entertainment from them. Surely we don't live rent-free in his head. Surely he can put us on hold and work on the rest of his life for a week.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

More crying from the Kiwi Farms LOLCow Support Group. Let’s address the points!

Hey idiots, very little compiled on here is reportable to the police. The police are not jannies who exist to hold your hand and say soothing words to calm you down until you can attempt to reason, they exist to violently enforce actual crimes and wasting their time with your ignorant petty shit is not only taking resources from crime victims it's taking resources from taxpayers (aka crime victims) who unlike you are actually contributing to the advancement of humanity rather than leeching off the benevolence of your fellow man for personal greedy aimless gluttony.

The crimes reported on here are rarely done so with evidence that would hold up in court because we thankfully still (marginally) (sometimes) have a court system where the state has a high burden. The rest is not, nor is it attempting to be, claims of crimes but claims that the person sucks. And is fat and we would not have sex with them.

What the Kiwi Farms provides is a reputation evaluation service, it's why frauds and liars like yourself despise it even more than the actual criminals do. You want the ability to freely lie to people for your own perceived benefit without repercussions and sometimes just because you're a piece of shit who can't not lie. The Kiwi Farms actually isn't your real problem here, the real problem is that you're fucking stupid. (And fat.)