Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

I would also pay for a piece of the debt.

Ask for $120 and a BTC address,
Each buyer gets a business card certifying they own $100 of the debt owed to them by Patrick S. Tomlinson,
Each time Patrick pays him back, start sending out crypto payments to pay off the microdebts.

Quasi gets to pay off his attorney fees upfront, people get a knicknack to celebrate with, and most of the money back eventually.

Or just literally put it in a trust and sell it. I'd buy in.
 
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I would also pay for a piece of the debt.

Ask for $120 and a BTC address,
Each buyer gets a business card certifying they own $100 of the debt owed to them by Patrick S. Tomlinson,
Each time Patrick pays him back, start sending out crypto payments to pay off the microdebts.

Quasi gets to pay off his attorney fees upfront, people get a knicknack to celebrate with, and most of the money back eventually.

Or just literally put it in a trust and sell it. I'd buy in.
dan is talking about making a pat or "fat" token for pattys debt
 
I would also pay for a piece of the debt.

Ask for $120 and a BTC address,
Each buyer gets a business card certifying they own $100 of the debt owed to them by Patrick S. Tomlinson,
Each time Patrick pays him back, start sending out crypto payments to pay off the microdebts.

Quasi gets to pay off his attorney fees upfront, people get a knicknack to celebrate with, and most of the money back eventually.

Or just literally put it in a trust and sell it. I'd buy in.
Pay Quasi speculative market when?
 
What is with these brain rot freaks that

they have to

type like this?
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I don't think this guy realises that disappearing would be letting the idiots win. And I don't know why these larpers think it's a CIA-level op to just set Twitter to private and stop replying to texts.
I really do envy the Marvel Cinematic Universe of delusion these Twittertards live in, I tell ya.
That's what makes pat so funny, if he shut the fuck up and paid quasi, turned his twitter private or just stopped using it he could go back to being a mild mannered manchild playing with his dinosaur toys unmolested. He doesn't need to 'disappear'. But no matter how many times you put the plastic sauropod's neck into the plastic T-Rex's mouth you just can't match the dopamine hit of a few likes.

My average post here in a thread mocking him gets more engagement than most of his tweets do, and most of his twitter engagement is from trolls aside from the occasional viral tweet. But he believes in his heart of hearts that twitter is where he's big and famous and that is all key to proving to his ex-wife that she shouldn't have left him. Meanwhile second better wife pays off his legal debts and buys him legos and other prezzies for his birthday.
 
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Friends, I'm not sure if you noticed it but Patrick appears to be unhealthily FAT on this picture.
 
I would also pay for a piece of the debt.

Ask for $120 and a BTC address,
Each buyer gets a business card certifying they own $100 of the debt owed to them by Patrick S. Tomlinson,
Each time Patrick pays him back, start sending out crypto payments to pay off the microdebts.

Quasi gets to pay off his attorney fees upfront, people get a knicknack to celebrate with, and most of the money back eventually.

Or just literally put it in a trust and sell it. I'd buy in.
Please, do it and create Fatcoins to pay it off, so everybody gets to be a creditor. I'd spend way more than any reasonable person should! Heck, the coin slogan just rolls off the tongue:

"PAY EVERYBODY!"
 
So I dunno why I only assessed this now, but is Pat's internalization of #DLTIW "Deny everything. Nothing at all they claim about exists. Be an absolute stubborn wall. If you so much as acknowledge they're correct even if it's an actual indisputable fact they win and they can't win."? I wonder if you had a stalker child say "the sky is blue pat" he'd say "No, stalker, those are your criminal delusions."
 
Hey @Somerville Dan if you're acquiring Pat's debt... BUY THE SHITSTANG! BUY THE SHITSTANG!
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Is there a reason this car doesn’t have plates on the front?
I have 5 sinks but no big tittied Brazilian wife. Dan wins again.
I really need someone to explain this “five sinks” bit to me. Was it meant to be a flex?
Double agent Jackie is on Twitter subtly highlighting how much of a perpetual fuckup Patrick is, and he's retweeting it! #ourgirl

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How about: Quitting a job at Target after 6 hours, admitting he’s “into things”, thirsting on trannies like John Wu, his terrible stand-ups, his cringy lie about being a hero to a fat chick at the gym? I know there is limited time and just so much lore.
 
How about: Quitting a job at Target after 6 hours, admitting he’s “into things”, thirsting on trannies like John Wu, his terrible stand-ups, his cringy lie about being a hero to a fat chick at the gym? I know there is limited time and just so much lore.
These are all funny, but the standups absolutely must be included. I haven't seen those clips in ages and I still feel lingering second-hand embarrassment.
 
Is there a reason this car doesn’t have plates on the front?

I really need someone to explain this “five sinks” bit to me. Was it meant to be a flex?

How about: Quitting a job at Target after 6 hours, admitting he’s “into things”, thirsting on trannies like John Wu, his terrible stand-ups, his cringy lie about being a hero to a fat chick at the gym? I know there is limited time and just so much lore.
I believe he also claimed he saved someone from drowning at the beach or a public pool ?
 
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