🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Romulus augustulus]

Change your fucking clothes, Simmons

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its simone (she/her) now, BIGOT

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

why is simmons still dressed up...

He likes his true self more

 

[Boopims]

Change your fucking clothes, Simmons

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he clearly likes it

 

[Meth Until Death]

Simmons is about 28-29 and that's about when you stop giving a rat's arse about anything really

 

[BigNig]

I get that they're trying to keep the show interactive but I definitely hope that moving forward they bring in Nick or someone else to be a unbiased judge to determine a winner. Otherwise, Josie is just going to win everything by default if it's an audience decision.

 

[curbside2]

Anyone think Sam is pissed at Simmons for sneak opening the lady boy onlyfans?

 

[Confetti Meringue]

I could not vote for Simmons after his skit gave me nothing but uncomfortable cringe.

Loud ≠ funny, but the energy was more fun and I didn't hate myself for watching it afterwards.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Don't put your socks on the kitchen counter you retard.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

I don’t care about any of that personally. I do find it annoying how transparent Sam was about wanting a specific team to lose. There’s been a lot of direct interference with the “experiments” in the show.

It makes things less rewarding to follow if they won’t let a single thing play out. The Josie thing is also going to be an issue for audience voting. No way around it.

Nah man I didn't even crack a smile at the Simmons shit this time around but I was belly laughing at the Osama skit.

Mind, I was laughing very hard during the first rehearsals but I think thats because at first Simmons was so against it, and then later it was funny to see him embrace it. But even barring his performance, it was like a bad predictable hokey SNL skit. Like I said, women writers.

 

[Extreme Crusader]

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH SHIT

 

[Friendly Arbys Employee]

Is Sam going to knock Jon over?

 

[Retink Retunk]

I could not vote for Simmons after his skit gave me nothing but uncomfortable cringe.

Loud ≠ funny, but the energy was more fun and I didn't hate myself for watching it afterwards.

Loud = funny is ok if your production budget is the roll of toilet paper in the bathroom. It's why it was ok in early Youtube but not today.

 

[Meth Until Death]

Father/Son bonding time with Sam and Jon. Kino. Andrew Tate is a snake oil salesman Jon, Sam is the man you should emulate

 

[Tom Myers]

 

[Aristides]

What does fish bucks do? And is 1 fish buck even worth anything?

Each fishbuck is worth however many hundred dollars, I don't remember. They earn them by winning challenges or just arbitrarily at Sam's whim. They only get to keep them if they either win or get kicked out by vote, if they quit all their fishbucks are taken away.

 

[Gondola Enjoyer]

"Women hate this one" Part 2

Oh my fucking Christ did you see his head snap back?

 

[raisinlove]

ayo one of yus please clip jon getting kicked in the face for a real thanks comp is down for footy xfer ty love you all

 

[Friendly Arbys Employee]

The "light maintenance" sounds like they're installing (or correcting installation) on the "smart lights" that can be remotely shutdown.
Looks like they really think fishtank.live is coming back up with fish toys in next few days

 

[goh]

Sam trying his hardest to kick Jon in the face is the best skit so far.

 

[Meth Until Death]

Jon's a bit staunch, considering how hard Sam's hitting. No bitching from him, very cool