🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Romulus augustulus]

LMAO. The landlord is going to want some answers after this is done.

 

[goh]

Sam is going to ruin this fucking house by the end isn't he.

 

[Mushroom King]

How much do cabinets cost? Hahahahaha.

 

[Dashusethetrashcan]

THAT CABINET HAD A FUCKING FAMILY, SAM.

NOT FOR LONG

 

[Retink Retunk]

Get cabineted!

I know Box Jumps are a thing, but he recommended Jon to do it with the high chairs. Isn't that a bit high If Jon's never done it before? I know what Box Jumps are but I don't know what the standard routine/progression is.

He'd probably be able to jump onto the chair itself to start.

Edit: looks like he can jump the full chair.

 

[Rotollo 2]

if you’re Simmons you’d have to be fucking retarded to stick around. Sam isn’t giving 20k to a tranny gook and he mad this point clear as day.

I assume people like simmons are mostly here to become "influencers" from this, not realizing wtf that result means when most people from that just want to make fun of them

 

[the fall of man]

Sam is going to turn the kitchen into a superfund site then leave without fixing it

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Total Cabinet Death

 

[waffle]

Lol, Sam is now just punching cabinet doors off and trashing the kitchen.

 

[charlesdickens]

Sam doing demo on this house, Nick will fill it with better shit, and they'll make a huge profit flipping it.

 

[Lame Entropy]

Sam just casually destroying the kitchen as Jon tries to not show pain and everyone else quietly lounges around in the background lmao

 

[1-800-GAMBLER]

WHAT
"Don't be sorry" -Jon

 

[curbside2]

I think Sam literally can’t help himself sometimes. There’s really isn’t anyone else like him in comedy. Cabinets are expensive as fuck for people that don’t know.

 

[Aristides]

Jon knows about that one gif which was spread around Twitter where Vance mimes pummeling him with a baseball bat in the back of the head. He gestured towards Vance and said "no offense, but I don't appreciate that stuff." He tells him this with Sam in the room, as if he's going to reprimand Vance for it. Maybe he should consider there's a reason he's always the one picked to be the literal punching bag. I don't think I've seen anyone mention it, but Vance also looked up at the Kitchen cam one time and mimed throwing a ball he was holding at Jon.

 

[FinallyRealEmail]

Jon*

My keyboard has a lisp

 

[CoolFool]

Simmons is going to get Jon into a gay position on that Twister game, calling it now.

It's been fun, but I can't watch anymore of this, or I'll never go to bed. Godspeed, kiwis.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

JUMPING JONATHON LMAO

 

[GatorAids]

Fucking Jon has the balls to take hits from Sam but Hasan doesn't. Imagine getting shown to be less masculine than a sped Andrew Tate fan.

 

[TwoToedTed]

Sam leaves and Jon immediately starts jumping over a chair lol

 

[Bzk]

This is spreading beyond MDE fans,

Nick Rochefort typically brings in 3-4k live viewers with Scuffed Realtor
Sam usually brings in 2.5-3.5k viewers with his streams
Jet usually around 900-1.2k with his
Fishtank broke 10K live youtube viewers a bit ago and is hovering above that

I genuinely don't understand how he went from being canceled by mainstream media and taking pics seig heiling with weev 6 years ago to being a household-adjacent name in normie circles, but I'm all for it as long as the content doesn't turn to complete shit (like most of Sam's solo streams). Very inspiring resurgence actually, I hope things work out for him and his crew.