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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 336 31.9%

  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 532 50.5%

  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 185 17.6%
  • Total voters
    1,053
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Sam pre-polling to see if he can get away with fixing the vote. The lady boy must stay! He is still of use to us.
 
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Reminder that this morning Joon was awake while Josie cleaned the kitchen after the producers trashed it. Then the sharks messed it up again, and Josie cleaned it again. Jon "helped" her clean it the 2nd time by cleaning a countertop she already cleaned with a dirty rag that she used on the floor earlier.

I can't wait for Jon to bring up to everyone that he cleans during an upcoming argument.
 
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my fucking god i think the staff is trying to make a such a mess every time so they get so demoralized in cleaning that the place will turn into a pigsty
 
Mauro offering Jon and Simmons to share his bed, how thoughtful
 
By the Holy Saint John above what an absolute hilarious atrocity this has become. This night was gold and the most I've laughed in ages. My favorite bit of Simmons horrific performance and arduous attention whoring egged on by Letty's porn sickness was Jon's pure dead stare and statuesque stature. Team Jon meeting in the middle of the skit and Sam's subtle pat on the back to Jon were also good parts. Even better was watching Simmons getting paid 500 dollars to go to his room, him thinking he'll get called back down, and Sam delivering a savage right hook by closing his door. Whatever compulsion, whether horniness, spotlight overdose, social pressure, unfiltered autism and/or some unknown, Simmons must overcome it in order to learn when to shut up and put on clothes. Osama candy was short and sweet but I was worried Jon was going to take what ever frustration and rage Simmons degeneracy fueled within him on poor arabfaced Damiel.

Jon's and Simmons reactions are even funnier when looking back through the the day 6.5 VOD that they graciously and smartly left up. Jon and Simmons spent a surprising amount of the day together, In the morning they gave each other massages on the floor directly in front of the Living room cam. If the producers leave the VOD up, around the 3:03 hour mark there is this wonderful shot of Simmons reading half way up the stairs in one corner, and Jon reading cross-legged on the hallway pillow in another. They then have a kind of heart to heart, they talk being anxious and wanting to become a better person, expressing ones feelings, discovering ones self that pitter's out when Letty joins in and immediately tuns it sexual and Simmons reads something boring. Basically Jon thought he had a friend to confide in and then that person put on a dress and say the most obscene things. Jon owning and changing into a rainbow Hawaiian shirt also doesn't help what ever punished gay Christian vibes he's giving off after witnessing simmons in a dress and fake boobs.

The finances for this project must wiggitty wonkity as all fucking get out if Sam is offering 20k+ as prize money (plus fish bucks) and also brutally assaulting fridges and punching through cabinets. Either people are pouring money in or Producers secretly planned to spend way more money than they let anyone realize. The hosting issues didn't seem planned so in theory they already lost a bunch of money so IDK where all this extra cash came from.

Despite Sam's chaotic destructive actions against the house, he comes off as very caring for his fishes. His speech to Letty was uplifting and felt genuine despite destroying her lamp. I really like how Sam interacts with Jon, letting him box and teaching him how to box makes me think Jon will become the muscle of Sam's crew. Even if jon is dumb as a stump, I hope Sam keeps him around. At least Jon is motivated enough to exercise and clean which is better than most of the fish.

Also I find it very sweet,wonderful and endearing watching Vance teach Josie how to drum. I like it when Vance opens up more, especially whens he talented at his hobby and Josie would make a great drummer considering she can literally never stop moving. She's evening stimming counting measures, how has she not gotten into playing music?

Also also as I was typing this stupid essay about autistic talent shows and Sam Hyde wrecking shop; white shark started blending the playing cards in sprite and Damiel played basketball with fizzy card whirlpool. At this point it doesn't matter who's a plant or who's clueless, this is now Sam Hyde's group of speds vs a selected group of speds and Last victim standing wins 20,000 dollars.
 
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