Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[A Sunset]

Edit: I'd like to take this opportunity to show you what Shame's Twitter media tab looks like:

This is the activity of a man who expertly trolls KF sleuths to extract maximum entertainment from them. Surely we don't live rent-free in his head. Surely he can put us on hold and work on the rest of his life for a week.

Fun fact, this actually isn’t Shane’s Twitter media tab - it’s a window directly into his mind. As you can see, it consists soley of Kiwi Farmers laughing at him and depression.


Pictured above: Shame on a typical evening at 4am. Forever-girlfriend not pictured, because she’s on a trip with her fitness trainer who Shame’s told he “doesn’t need to worry about.”

On your break from KF, I see. Hi @KF Cruiser!
It hasn't even been 4 hours.

Shame has to do his research on Fatrick now that his Retard Queen, Jackie Singh, is shrieking about Fat again. Shame is such a natural follower, never a leader. He craves a master’s boot to direct his aimless, pointless existence.

 

[ten dollars off]

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[Falcon Sebben]

We don't have to have a voice call or a video call. I'm not telling anyone your phone number, or stealing your SIM card, or hacking the mainframe or anything like that.

You can't clone a SIM card by just calling the person unless you've somehow managed to add some kind of malware to the phone. Those things are encrypted for a reason. All you'd need is somebody calling you and doing their phone voodoo then BAM your SIM card has been super h4x0red and soon people in India are using your phone to make illegal transactions and offering to give it back to you for $800 in bitcoin.

And Shame doesn't know what hacking the mainframe means. He would perk up if you mentioned "hacking the Gibson" though. That's about his speed when it comes to tech.

"I've been pretending to be retarded on the Internet for 20+ years under my real name, and in reality I am nowhere near as competent or successful as the persona I've been projecting" is not the own Shane thinks it is.

Edit: Not to double post, apparently Shane replied directly to another one of my posts:
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As usual, 0 interaction by anyone (not even by us!)
You go, Shane. Please tell me more about how your paid membership lets you access a store where you have the privilege of dropping your disability check on slightly discounted Microsoft products. I didn't know your consoomer pass was such a prestigious artifact. Are we still in your direct reply timeout, BTW?

You gotta understand since he doesn't work he can't get the benefit from networking like others would so he needs to focus solely on the savings at the MS store he can get with it.

Meanwhile if the place you work has a group license going on there's a good chance that copies of some of the better OSes have been made and have been installed on home PCs. And I'm not saying I've done this. Nor am I saying I've gotten copies of Office and other things for nothing and are using them. No. I have not done that at all and you can't prove I did.

“Who”? LMFAO. And KF is engaging in “harassment”, that‘s rich. I guess people talking about him on a website he doesn’t have to visit is “hawassment” now.

Talking about somebody like this is harassment to these cows because they can't stand people talking about them in a negative way. Never mind that we don't call him, send him packages in the mail, drive by his homeless shelter or attempt to do anything except laugh. No. We're documenting his actions, laughing at him and he's calling this harassment.

Shame nobody here cares enough to want to mess with you. You're doing all this to yourself in order to feed your ego. We're just here to laugh as your autistically flail about.

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Hey Shame, these are the correct emojis for your idiocy:
You're welcome. Also, see you tomorrow if not in 20 minutes.

And he'll be back in less than a day.

 

[Bob_]

@Falcon Sebben Child, you cannot comprehend the tools available to Microsoft's elite Alumni org.

And thanks to the powerful scripts and code he has developed over the last 100 years working for the MS secret Wetworks division, no phone is safe from him.

Under-age girls: your phone has already been haxored! Remember: pics or it didn't happen!

 

[Johnny Salami]

Just in case anyone had doubts that KF Cruiser is actually Shane (), look at the timestamps and the glimpse of the Like action link (visible only when logged in).

Spoiler

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@KF Cruiser, come on fatty, just talk to us here. It's way faster than going through Twitter and taking a bunch of awkward screenshots back-and-forth. You want an opportunity to clear your name, right?

Edit: Hi Shame!!! Put me in the screenshot please.
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Remember fatty, your dirty laundry wouldn't have been discovered if you'd never defended the fat loser.


Now this thread will air out your dirty laundry to the world. You're not a hacker, ad evident by nobody hacking us yet since your outburst.

 

[ten dollars off]

Dear Shane: dance for us, monkey.

 

[Bob_]

Dear Shane: dance for us, monkey.

We'll throw popcorn and Microsoft merch at you

 

[Not a bee]

I'll give you a peanut Shame-Sama

 

[Johnny Salami]

Fuck me, every Tweet is comedy gold:

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Shane, let's talk about "industry blacklists", Mr "I can't get a job at Microsoft and HR don't answer my emails".

"Hey, some fat idiot we fired from our retail business a decade ago wants us not to hire someone because he got into an argument with them on Twitter. Let's immediately make a hiring decision based on the ramblings of an unemployed fatty. Whew, we dodged a bullet there!"

Yeah I finally made it

While blacklist does exist its usually done because you're more of a liability than anything or HR hates you and spreads rumors. But Shane is a fat nobody and they wouldn't give up talent because an Xbox support lackey said so.

You also failed to defend that fat gunt of a wife, Shane. Be a man for once in your life, you bitchtit overfed pig

 

[ten dollars off]

What's funny and worth noting is that in an argument Shane had with someone, he claimed a 15-year history of working in retail. Guess that's what all of the gaps in his Linkedin job history are. Not some kind of tactical withholding of information to pwn the trolls, nor secret InfoSec FBI jobs he can't list. No, he just doesn't want to dilute his work history with his stints at Target, the Sprint Store, and Kohl's. To list those would detract from his "20-year veteran of Microsoft" persona, where he can still imply an unstated amount of fancy Microsoft work isn't listed.

I mean, really, if you're going to list a four-month game testing job on your Linkedin, then whatever it is you're NOT bragging about can't be that impressive or you would be shoving that down everyone's throats as well.

How old are you again, Shane? Because if both the Microsoft and retail stints are true, even with a two-year overlap at the Microsoft store, that's still 33 years of supposed work experience.

 

[Lainey09]

Have we considered changing our approach and encouraging Shane to GAIN more weight. It might be funnier and he will be forced to “ignore” us more if he can’t move around as much.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

I don't get why this fat idiot made an account here. He doesn't react or post anything. You don't need an account to lurk. Maybe it's part of the super hacker persona he likes to cultivate that he can say he infiltrated the den of trolls by using his Gmail to register for a website. It's been a month. Has anyone got a knock or enjoyed prison yet?

 

[Bob_]

Here's a transcript of a phone call intercepted today by the elite KF drone warfare and Cyber terrorism team.

Dial tone...

Shane's fat girlfriend: "Oh hi Shane, everything ok? Can I call you back? Things are really busy at work atm."

Shane: "ITS HAPPENED AGAIN! THOSE DARN DIRTY KIWIS HAVE BEEN CALLING ME FAT!"

FGF: "It's OK honey, we've talked about this. Just log off the internet and do something else. It's a lovely day outside, you could go for a-"

S: "no no no no no! I can't let that worm guy get away with it! I've been combing through the kiwi farms code and I'll backtrace them all soon hahahahaha!!! The fools don't have my advanced knowledge of Windows shortcuts! I bet none of them know about my inspect element trick hahahahahaha!!!"

FGF: "Please Shane, this isnt healthy for you. Remember what the doctor said?"

S: "pfft that doctor was an idiot, they are so dumb they'll be first place Darwin Award winner this year!"

FGF: "Shane you know I don't like it when you talk like this. Please honey I have to go, we are absolutely swamped here and-"

S: "Milky! Shaney needs milky for his cereal! And pop tarts! Get Shaney pop tarts. And not the gross ones like you always do!"

FGF: "Fine, whatever. I will stop for groceries on the way home. Have you cleaned the bathroom yet? I am getting sick of asking you."

S: *whines* " Awe babe you know I would but my muscular dystrophy has been soooooooo bad today, I've only been able to walk to the fridge 30 times. Oh oh oh when you go to the shop can you get me some pokemon cards too."

FGF: *click*.

S: "OK, now where are my hacking gloves, I got work to do"

 

[Black Cat2]

I don't get why this fat idiot made an account here. He doesn't react or post anything. You don't need an account to lurk. Maybe it's part of the super hacker persona he likes to cultivate that he can say he infiltrated the den of trolls by using his Gmail to register for a website. It's been a month. Has anyone got a knock or enjoyed prison yet?

He made that account while this thread was still in Prospering Grounds. I'm pretty sure you need to be registered to view that subforum, so makes sense why he registered.

I don't get why he's still using the account, though. Maybe he's using it to watch threads and keep up with the people he orbits.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Have we considered changing our approach and encouraging Shane to GAIN more weight. It might be funnier and he will be forced to “ignore” us more if he can’t move around as much.

I hear that if you run fast you'll gain weight

 

[Lainey09]

I hear that if you run fast you'll gain weight

Yes, eating lots of sugar also helps you lose weight according to the Shane Nokes diet plan.

 

[A Sunset]

Dear Shane: dance for us, monkey.

I'll give you a peanut Shame-Sama

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Shame the Monkey will angrily throw his own feces (manifesting in the form of tweets) and dance around for the amusement of onlookers.

I don't get why he's still using the account, though. Maybe he's using it to watch threads and keep up with the people he orbits.

Yes, I’m fairly certain this is why he uses it. Last night he was researching Fatrick, and he likley thinks he’s in a holy war now with KF and ONA. He’s pledged his service to fellow retard Jackie Singh, to find the non-existent evidence of criminal activity on the boards while people make fun of him everywhere.

 

[Lainey09]

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Shame the Monkey will angrily throw his own feces (manifesting in the form of tweets) and dance around for the amusement of onlookers. Offerings of Mountain Dew or entire tubs of Butter will calm him down for a short time.

Shame the Monkey also enjoys watching Star Trek and ooking at Elon Musk.

Yes, I’m fairly certain this is why he uses it. Last night he was researching Fatrick, and he likley thinks he’s in a holy war now with KF and ONA. He’s pledged his service to fellow retard Jackie Singh, to find the non-existent evidence of criminal activity on the boards while people make fun of him everywhere.

Wouldn’t it be a good twist if butters was Shane on an alt talking to himself. It would definitely fit into his hacker man MO delusion.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

Looking over Shane's Twitter, there's a lot of anger at religion. Perhaps his "babysitter" was a member of the clergy who sodomized him with the Sword of the Lord.

Also Shane, judging on how you suck up to troons and all that, you definitely would be a kapo during the Holocaust if the Nazis would take you at your word that you're Jewish. Probably would get a cattle car to yourself as well.

 

[Ethics Gradient]

It's been a month. Has anyone got a knock or enjoyed prison yet?

Well I, for one, am currently in prison.

You see back last summer Kween Keffals destroyed the Farms, doxed me, got me fired and then the cyber police put me in prison. They said "trial is a waste of time, for vile cyber scum like you Ethics Gradient". Such is the power of the Keffails.

See Shane - you cannot compete with Kween K and her Ws.

But good luck trying to Shan-ally rape the Farms! I wonder what will fail first. The Kiwi Farms, or your visceral-fat encased heart?


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