Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

What's funny and worth noting is that in an argument Shane had with someone, he claimed a 15-year history of working in retail.
Shane also claimed (as shown in this old screenshot posted on Twitter) to have worked at "McJobs" in the past and as a result was an expert in milkshake machine maintenance. The tweet above referencing "something I helped create" refers to Xbox Live. (Archive of screenshot, archive of tweet I think he was replying to)

Does fast food even count as retail or is this a separate claim?

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Shane also claimed (as shown in this old screenshot posted on Twitter) to have worked at "McJobs" in the past and as a result was an expert in milkshake machine maintenance. The tweet above referencing "something I helped create" refers to Xbox Live. (Archive of screenshot, archive of tweet I think he was replying to)

Does fast food even count as retail or is this a separate claim?

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Oh my god. Dude. You know that post you think he's replying to was made by Dr. Pizza, right? The journo who was a pedo and got caught for it in an FBI sting?

He's really gotta say that the solicitation of the nudes thing was just a joke. This is not looking good.
 
Does fast food even count as retail or is this a separate claim?

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Man, those gaps in his resume must be absolutely packed with jobs. And here I thought Shame “Diddler” Porkins was a lazy welfare parasite. He’s actually the most hard-working man in America. “Multiple locations!” Wow, it seems like Shame’s always working at multiple locations on his unlisted jobs.

It’s smart to not include McDonalds and Target on your LinkedIn, btw. That’s the kind of Info the SuperHackers trying to take down Shane would use to nail him. And there’s a lot of pedos and swatters after Shame - 20 years of being a “known quantity” to law enforcement and the secret service will have that effect.

I’m so impressed with Shane’s work history that it’d be fun to make a chronological list of his claimed employment, to celebrate his work ethic. His impressive job history makes it doubly tragic that could not ever work again due to brain worms (which do not impact his cognition in any way, nor his ability to do basic tasks, use the Internet, transport himself outside his home, or do basic exercise).
 
He has a point, I don't know anything about industry blacklists.

Never been put on one.
I've put people on them, but I only do that if the person is utterly useless and not doing their job. The company can either hire someone else or give me the hours. I don't care if the person never has another job. They should have done their work in the first place. Let them die on the street for their incompetence.
 
You know that post you think he's replying to was made by Dr. Pizza, right?
wow, I didn't know the lore on that guy. I can tell you that Shane was in this guy's replies for years going back over a decade until suddenly it stopped. I assumed that Shane got blocked, but now realize that the guy's last tweets are right before he got arrested.

Here's Shane arguing with this guy in 2012 about how his interpretation of the Microsoft Code of Conduct was wrong. (I think this was a subsection of the Microsoft Terms of Service for online services at the time).

Shane argues that his interpretation of the document was right because HE WROTE IT!

Yes, Shane wrote part of the Terms of Service that applied to millions of users!

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This is not looking good.
In fairness to Shane he would cozy up to any journalist who reports on Microsoft who doesn't immediately tell him he's an idiot imposter.
 
Shane Nokes: Authority on EVERYTHING. If he finds himself in a discussion about anything even tangentially related to a job he's held in the past, he'll find a way to present himself as an expert authority in that area.

Let's think of some hypothetical scenarios.

Twitter user: "William Shatner seemed really uncomfortable in that Zoom interview he did from home during the lockdown."
Shane: "Actually, I worked for Microsoft, and after finding Bill's home address in our system and looking at the Zillow sales listing for his house, I can say that he's quite comfortable thanks to his sauna and large indoor pool."

Twitter user: "I'm installing this mod chip on my PlayStation and the included wires are too short to make a good connection. I don't know why they thought two inches would be sufficient."
Shane: "TWO INCHES IS MORE THAN ENOUGH TO SATISFY A WOMAN"
Twitter user: "...what?"
Shane: "MOD CHIPS ARE ILLEGAL! I'M REPORTING YOU TO MY GOLF BUDDIES AT THE FBI!"
 
Here's Shane arguing with this guy in 2012 about how his interpretation of the Microsoft Code of Conduct was wrong. (I think this was a subsection of the Microsoft Terms of Service for online services at the time).

Shane argues that his interpretation of the document was right because HE WROTE IT!

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Great find. 10 fucking years ago and he’s doing the exact same thing as today. It’s really entertaining to see Dr. Pedo try to explain a logical concept here to the tard. Reading the tweets, you can practically imagine the smoke coming out of Shame’s ears.

What you said is not true, according to this legal document”

IMG_1915.jpegBut I helped write it, so I am right.”

What you said is factually wrong though. Here’s the exact passage you‘re wrong about, and why.”

IMG_1915.jpeg“I already explained why I’m right, you’re just ignoring me.”

You’re just saying I”m wrong over and over. Here is, again, exactly why you’re wrong in the text and why.”

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“I don’t have to prove I‘m right, I talked to big shot lawyers. I wrote this. Why can’t you just accept that I’m right when I say I am? You’re simply a troll looking for attention. Blocked.”


What you just read was the logic and debate skills of an extremely smart person.
 
Shane argues that his interpretation of the document was right because HE WROTE IT!
Shame: "I wrote it, it doesn't matter what the verbiage is."
A Literal Pedo: "Yes is does."
Shame "No, it doesn't."

Nice argument fatty. Not only can you not hide behind your creds, your work was so piss-poor that it was dismantled by a literal pedo who was dumb enough to get caught in a sting. Two retarded pedos bickering; it's truly a sight to behold!

Also this is my 69th post on the site so I'd like to include: Shame is a fat retard and I would not have sex with him.
 
wow, I didn't know the lore on that guy. I can tell you that Shane was in this guy's replies for years going back over a decade until suddenly it stopped. I assumed that Shane got blocked, but now realize that the guy's last tweets are right before he got arrested.

Here's Shane arguing with this guy in 2012 about how his interpretation of the Microsoft Code of Conduct was wrong. (I think this was a subsection of the Microsoft Terms of Service for online services at the time).

Shane argues that his interpretation of the document was right because HE WROTE IT!

Yes, Shane wrote part of the Terms of Service that applied to millions of users!

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In fairness to Shane he would cozy up to any journalist who reports on Microsoft who doesn't immediately tell him he's an idiot imposter.
You're going to get your contract lawyer to write that up. Not some fat loser at some dead end minimum wage call center. Canada for instance I'd go with Mills & Mills. They're part of LegalShield too so more cost effective to use them if you're a smaller business.
 
You're going to get your contract lawyer to write that up. Not some fat loser at some dead end minimum wage call center. Canada for instance I'd go with Mills & Mills. They're part of LegalShield too so more cost effective to use them if you're a smaller business.
How many times does lord Snokes have to remind you that he is clearly a CIA agent working to infiltrate Kiwifarms once and for all. He is obviously just working his end game and building his Troon gang up before he makes any death blows to the forum.
 
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Nice argument fatty. Not only can you not hide behind your creds, your work was so piss-poor that it was dismantled by a literal pedo who was dumb enough to get caught in a sting. Two retarded pedos bickering; it's truly a sight to behold!
It was done on Twitter so they were just fighting for turf
How many times does lord Snokes have to remind you that he is clearly a CIA agent working to infiltrate Kiwifarms once and for all. He is obviously just working his end game and building his Troon gang up before he makes any death blows to the forum.
But the Farms has a high KD ratio against the clan[Troon Gang]. I think we got this.
 
Hey guys since posting yesterday I seem to have forgot, did Shane work at Microsoft one time?
I mean, not really. He worked for contracting companies with his bloated carcass occupying a seat on the bottom floor of the "island of misfit toys" offices on the edges of Microsoft campuses, except for when he worked at the Microsoft store in a mall. But that's not really "working at Microsoft" as most people would expect.
 
Let’s Play “How to Prove Your Point” with the super smart Shane Nokes, who is definitely NOT a pants-shitting retard.

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This guy is a Kiwi Poster. Why? Because Shame said he was. When asked for further proof, Shame says they are simply “too stupid to play dumb.”

Shame wins with facts and evidence.

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This guy is a pedophile supporter. Why? Because he thinks Kiwi Farms should exist. When asked for further proof, Shame says they are ”not smart enough to play stupid.”

Shame wins with facts and evidence.

With this e-detective on the case - using only the most painstakingly researched claims backed by objective evidence, and powered by ruthless pursuit of the truth - trolls have no chance. Stay tuned for more demonstrations of super-intelligence on the Shame Bloats show.

Also, calling it now - “You’re not smart enough to play dumb” is the new “Go win a Darwin Award.”
 
This guy is a Kiwi Poster. Why? Because Shame said he was. When asked for further proof, Shame says they are simply “too stupid to play dumb.”
LMAO we're living SO rent free. Some random Twitter troll shows up and his first thought is "fuck you you stupid KIWI."

You know what we call this? Projection. Projection that Shame is actually biiiiiiig mad.

Stay mad and never change, Shame, stay mad and never change.
 
Let’s Play “How to Prove Your Point” with the super smart Shane Nokes, who is definitely NOT a pants-shitting retard.

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This guy is a Kiwi Poster. Why? Because Shame said he was. When asked for further proof, Shame says they are simply “too stupid to play dumb.”

He's SO not mad at us and not bothered that now people who talk to him are Kiwis according to him. It's official that we got into his skin.
 
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