Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

[Local Fed]

It was ppp's second weigh in and he supposedly lost a little over 10lbs in a week, which I don't think is physically possible. Or maybe it is, I'm not a doctor.

10lbs is totally possible, especially if you're a ham golem like PPP is.

 

[JohnWayne'sImpactedFeces]

10lbs is totally possible, especially if you're a ham golem like PPP is.

stillbirth

 

[Fake Steve Franssen]

Here is your gumroad update. They posted one video this week. It was ppp's second weigh in and he supposedly lost a little over 10lbs in a week, which I don't think is physically possible. Or maybe it is, I'm not a doctor.

That's maybe one big shit for PPP.

 

[RandomShirtlessMan]

stillbirth

He took a big shit before the weigh in.

 

[A Sunset]

Here is your gumroad update. They posted one video this week. It was ppp's second weigh in and he supposedly lost a little over 10lbs in a week, which I don't think is physically possible. Or maybe it is, I'm not a doctor.

Imagine fucking paying for Gumroad on the promise that you’ll see Ashton lose weight. You might as well take every dollar you have and flush it down the toilet. Holeeeeeeeeee, folks.

Asston will never, ever lose weight. He’s weak-willed and fat. FAT!

But yeah, the fact that their new Cumroad content is that makes me smile. What a scam, laziest of the lazy. Even the most dedicated simPPP will struggle with this one.

But let’s be serious, folks- the only ones left paying the retarded duo’s bills now are Trandy Troonski’s Tranny Paypigs and braindead ex-AF members. Or something. Actually it’s probably just Trandy’s Trannies.

 

[Local Fed]

Asston will never, ever lose weight. He’s weak-willed

I disagree with the first part. He can lose weight and has done so before, the whole snake juice thing he did when he was still getting the toilet cleaned up by Surfer being an example. However, I agree with the second part about him being weak willed: and that's why he won't sustain his weight loss. I wouldn't be surprised if he has a bit of a honeymoon phase of motivation now that he's living with Tardski. Honeymoons never last long.

 

[Belegar Ironhammer]

Imagine fucking paying for Gumroad on the promise that you’ll see Ashton lose weight. You might as well take every dollar you have and flush it down the toilet. Holeeeeeeeeee, folks.

Asston will never, ever lose weight. He’s weak-willed and fat. FAT!

But yeah, the fact that their new Cumroad content is that makes me smile. What a scam, laziest of the lazy. Even the most dedicated simPPP will struggle with this one.

But let’s be serious, folks- the only ones left paying the retarded duo’s bills now are Trandy Troonski’s Tranny Paypigs and braindead ex-AF members. Or something. Actually it’s probably just Trandy’s Trannies.

Asstroon will lose weight but he will gain all of it back and more eventually. Such is the way of deathfats who lose too much weight too fast. They always rebound. Jersh is wrong about many things but he is absolutely correct that slow and steady with a sensible caloric deficit is the most efficient strategy for long term and sustainable weight loss.
Asstroon will rebound and all we'll be left with is a gaping hole in the floor, when the foundation of the house gives way to his enormous girth. And laughter, of course. Always laughter.

 

[Harvard Covington III]

Asstroon will lose weight but he will gain all of it back and more eventually. Such is the way of deathfats who lose too much weight too fast. They always rebound. Jersh is wrong about many things but he is absolutely correct that slow and steady with a sensible caloric deficit is the most efficient strategy for long term and sustainable weight loss.
Asstroon will rebound and all we'll be left with is a gaping hole in the floor, when the foundation of the house gives way to his enormous girth. And laughter, of course. Always laughter.

What the FUCK are you trying to say Josh was wrong about?

 

[WutangLee]

10lbs is totally possible, especially if you're a ham golem like PPP is.

Here is your gumroad update. They posted one video this week. It was ppp's second weigh in and he supposedly lost a little over 10lbs in a week, which I don't think is physically possible. Or maybe it is, I'm not a doctor.

10lbs in one week is weight cutting, not necessarily weight loss. Athletes do that, but it typically involves starvation, and hours in a sauna cutting water. It's incredibly dangerous and leads to eating disorders.

I don't think PPP lost that weight unless he's doing some bipolar starvation diet (since i doubt he's burning that many calories)

 

[Belegar Ironhammer]

What the FUCK are you trying to say Josh was wrong about?

(almost) EVERYTHING, nigger. Such are his ways.

 

[Cumroad]

slow and steady with a sensible caloric deficit is the most efficient strategy for long term and sustainable weight loss.

Sensible calorie deficits aren't practical for Deathfats. Coming to terms with whatever has fucked you up in the head is the only long term solution for severe eating disorders and obesity. I have never encountered a person with a primary cause for their obesity being "I like to eat" and "I like a lot of weird food" as Ashton has said. It's secondary to the what drove them to an eating disorder in the first place. Remove the food addiction, and even if you control your eating in the long term, it gets replaced with something else if you don't fix your mind.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

10lbs is totally possible, especially if you're a ham golem like PPP is.

So he cut down one McDouble a day? (from 10 McDoubles to only 9).

 

[Anonanon]

Here is your gumroad update. They posted one video this week. It was ppp's second weigh in and he supposedly lost a little over 10lbs in a week, which I don't think is physically possible. Or maybe it is, I'm not a doctor.

Watch my 600 pound life. Turns out you need to work at maintaining being a whale.

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

It was ppp's second weigh in and he supposedly lost a little over 10lbs in a week, which I don't think is physically possible. Or maybe it is, I'm not a doctor.

At high weights like PPP's, I hear its actually harder to NOT lose weight because it takes some ridiculous amount of calories to maintain that weight and even increase it. A testament to how disgustingly gluttonous, lazy, and weak willed fats are.

Imagine fucking paying for Gumroad on the promise that you’ll see Ashton lose weight. You might as well take every dollar you have and flush it down the toilet. Holeeeeeeeeee, folks.

Yeah. The paypigs are WHY he's so fat. He's like triple the size he was before, when he was just a regular NEET ("I was a Walmart greeter for 4 hours a week!" isn't employment), instead a somehow lazier nigger rich streamer NEET. If he actually had to work to pay rent and even had to at least go out to get food instead of affording to have it delivered, he'd be Gaytor level. Jesus Christ. "You could reach Gaytor's level of 'thin' instead of the monstrosity you are now!"

I used to think strip clubs and hookers were sad and pathetic back in the day. But then people started paypigging to just LOOK at bitches online who they dont even get to touch (and lol porn on the internet is infinite and free anyway, why pay lol???), and I thought "OK, this is the lowest of the low." but no, there are simps who paypig to support PPP and Warski like they're their e-wives. And they always turn out to be virgins living with their moms, spending their autism welfare stipends on streamer donos. Like Paulyfrog, some of the posters here, etc.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

spending their autism welfare stipends

You guys get Autism Welfare Stipends?

 

[IamnottheNSA]

Apologies for the delay, RL stuff came in hard. And I also wanted to make sure they are done with their "kinomania" 24/7 shit (or at least took a break from it).
Episode 41: Gynomania!

This is the biggest one yet. Over 800 clips, over 20 minutes long. Ho-Lee.

Oh look, the tard bell is back! My favorite! Not overused and fucked into the dirt at all!
The decorations are different, but the actual content didn't get better. PPP had some good rants, but that's it, everything else is the same old goyslop. Except now there is a metric fuckton of it.
And, upon night 2, shit got even more obnoxious. The fucking hollering, Jesus Christ GET ON WITH IT.
SPEAK INTO THE FUCKING MIC, TARDSKI! You're coming in at half the Asston's volume when you are not doing that!
Speaking of volume, good to know that Tardski still doesn't know how to even out the clip volume. The volume knob on my speakers really loves it when a Gunt clip (and we all know how much Gunt loves blasting copyrighted music full volume) comes in at twice the volume of these two faggots.

Oh, you wanna talk about annoying dono sounds, Asstroon? You really, really wanna go there? Alright, here you go. Don't be a hero, faggot.
By the way, Tardski, you ever gonna address this shit? You shat on Gunt constantly for having an annoying as fuck dono notification sound, and now look at you, inserting that annoying shit out of the blue one day, thinking no one's gonna notice. It's not even Keemstar screaming NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER anymore, it's just a generic sound every soy streamer uses. Lazy AND annoying!
No, I will not let this slide. I hate it, and I'll make sure everyone else will hate it as much as I do.

Speaking of TTS, who the fuck honestly thinks donos being read by a stuttering retard is an improvement over a robot? LMAO. As annoying as Gunt's notifications are, they are mercifully short. Tardski often takes half a minute making incoherent chimp noises before he even begins stuttering his way through the trannychat in question.
We all know the real reason for them doing this, and not just pulling a Jim and shoving all the paypig trannychats to the end of the show - gotta get that parasocial interaction going, can't keep those whales harpooned otherwise. Gotta give them that internet fwiend experience that they crave because they have no friends IRL. Why make an entertaining show at all? All you have to do is fleece mentally retarded people for their NEETbux!

@pharaohwewuz "I'd rather listed to 72 hours of Andy reading donos than 1 minute of Cog" - as someone who had actually done that I'm going to have to respectfully disagree on that one. I don't know or care about Cog, but his shit just can't be this bad. Nothing can.

Also, when it comes to live viewer numbers, why are they still doing this internet dick measuring contest with Gunt? Hate to break it, but beating the live viewer number of a pill-popping alcoholic that struggles to stay awake, much less stay coherent, is not at all a high bar to clear. Their numbers are down three times since Spring 2022, no amount of cope measuring is going to change that.

TL;DR: GWS said it best - the new studio is "putting a ribbon on a turd". And now there's gonna be even more of this shit. yay...

The problem with getting a new love shack to try and revive their gay little show, is that as long as the stuttering retard is attached to the project, its doomed to HAHAHAHAHA WOOOOOOOOOW ASHTOOOOOOON METOKUR MASSAKIST FOR 1 GAJILLION DOLLAAAAAAAAS derrayling any sort of momentum the PPPig can pick up talking about his best friends Nick and Ethan.

All of my . If you're trying to make a good show, Tardski would be a liability at best. But he's got the paypigs so he's not going anywhere, sadly.

 

[Miller]

Episode 41: Gynomania!
This is the biggest one yet. Over 800 clips, over 20 minutes long. Ho-Lee.

The sadness in Tardski's voice when he sees that WOAH ASSTON: METOKUR MASOCHIST... only gave 10 bucks.

 

[Festivus]

The flow of conversation is noticeably better with them in the same place but the volume mixing will still be a bit scuffed at times. The show has been way better recently, even the hate-watchers in here admit as much. I feel like we might actually have a good one coming up if these Milo drops continue on Tim Pool, you know that fag will be saving the big theatrical reveal for when he has the most eyes on him. Milo is about to use this Ali thing as his next opportunity to relaunch and rebrand so there's definitely a couple revelations he's got saved at the very least.

 

[I_Am_GamerGate]

The flow of conversation is noticeably better with them in the same place

Oh yeah my dude, I can't hardly wait to hear Abortski's great takes and infectious laughter combined with the obese whale's rants about things in life that do not involve it losing weight to at least pretend like he looks like a functional human being. Definately the conversation between the cokehead and the man who can't wipe himself will reach its zenith right now.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

The flow of conversation is noticeably better with them in the same place but the volume mixing will still be a bit scuffed at times. The show has been way better recently, even the hate-watchers in here admit as much. I feel like we might actually have a good one coming up if these Milo drops continue on Tim Pool, you know that fag will be saving the big theatrical reveal for when he has the most eyes on him. Milo is about to use this Ali thing as his next opportunity to relaunch and rebrand so there's definitely a couple revelations he's got saved at the very least.

Where else is there for Milo to go. He burned the bridge with Rabbi Media (and Lauren Southern). He tried and failed to poach TRS personalities like Mike, Striker (and apparently Borzoi of all people).

I doubt Milo will be welcome on Amerikaner or Patriotic Alternative.