Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Honestly tough guy pat is the most insufferable aspect of him. Sci-fi Pat, Nerd Pat, Handyman Pat those are all funny because they're expected of this loathsome fat retard.

I think it's because unlike Ralph it's not funny because it's not masked by fake southern accent hollering and slurred speech, it's seething impotent rage without any frills and it's like the only thing about him that makes me MATI

ETA: to clarify actually I think it's because I'm certain Ralph knows it's all bluster. He bloviates and hollers in public but he whimpers and cries in bed in private per Faith's writings.

With pat he actually thinks he's tough.
 
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Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
Honestly tough guy pat is the most insufferable aspect of him. Sci-fi Pat, Nerd Pat, Handyman Pat those are all funny because they're expected of this loathsome fat retard.

I think it's because unlike Ralph it's not funny because it's not masked by fake southern accent hollering and slurred speech, it's seething impotent rage without any frills and it's like the only thing about him that makes me MATI
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And unlike Ralph, he's never physically gotten his ass kicked. At least not as an adult.
 
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Tom Myers said:
Debt is sold in blocks. You could buy the debt of people in your city/county for cheap, but you can't buy the debt of specific people. I'm going to de-shitlord here: I want to do this for my family, for my friends, for other people that I like. FUCK DEBT and (((THEM))). Why should people suffer due to medical debt? Why should they hurt due to a dentist putting a crown in? I'm not a socialist medicine type nigga but fuck why does a GP appt cost 200+ dollars?

That being said I HAVE A STRUCTURED SETTLEMENT AND I NEED CASH NOW!
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CALL J.G. WENTWORTH! 877 CASH NOW!!!
 
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Tom Myers said:
Null, that's the dumbest shit that I've ever seen from you. I'm not coming from an ayylawg type place either.

You can't buy debt from a specific person. Typically debt is sold for around ten cents on the dollar. I'd buy the debt of every member of my family and all of my friends then burn it if I could get it. They have it setup in such a way that it's not possible.
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Of course you can buy debt, they do it in prison all the time
 
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Rory Gallagher feat. Fatrick S. Tomlinson: "Black Child"

You are a black child and pretty soon child
I’ve got that feeling
That I’m gonna make you minced forever
If I can.

Just walk through that door and I’ll show you my plan
You are black child, a lonely black child
You know I’ll try to, turn you into pepperoni
If I can
Let’s go downstairs and I’ll show you my plan.

Tell me why, tell me why I look so fat,
Flesh slips by like grains of sand
Just put your future in my hands.

You are a black child and pretty soon child
I’ve got that feeling
That I’m gonna make you minced forever
If I can.

Just walk through that door and I'll show you my plan
Let’s go downstairs and I'll show you my plan
Just go through that door and I'll show you my plan.
 
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Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
Honestly tough guy pat is the most insufferable aspect of him. Sci-fi Pat, Nerd Pat, Handyman Pat those are all funny because they're expected of this loathsome fat retard.

I think it's because unlike Ralph it's not funny because it's not masked by fake southern accent hollering and slurred speech, it's seething impotent rage without any frills and it's like the only thing about him that makes me MATI

ETA: to clarify actually I think it's because I'm certain Ralph knows it's all bluster. He bloviates and hollers in public but he whimpers and cries in bed in private per Faith's writings.

With pat he actually thinks he's tough.
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My theory is that Pat "is" the tough guy among his peers. Think about it, his acquaintances at cons are 60 year old cat ladies, 5ft 4 sci fi soys and Paul fucking Weimer. To these people Pat is actually a big tough guy, they probably believe all his tall tales of bar fighting and beating up nazis. I can genuinely picture Pat being a bit of a bully among those people and throwing his weight around (and trust me, there's a lot of weight to throw around).. however, he himself knows he's a coward and a fat pussy deep down.

If a small, frail and meek brotherman approched him irl i think Pat would try his luck and attempt to beat them up, but any average looking guy or anyone who looks like they can handle themselves is a different story, he would almost certainly let out a terrified shart into his wranglers and start squealing down the phone for the police to arrest the cyber terrorist. For better of worse, i think Ralph has more bawls than Pat.. Ralph will actually try to fight people and get his ass kicked whilst Pat will call the police if there is even a glimmer of a chance that he could lose.
 
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amateur professional lurk said:
here is a pic of norm when he was a "big fat guy" next to a pic of pat "not by any medical standard child" tomlinson. even at his fattest, pat far eclipses him in girth, width, and mass.
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Adults who wear baseball hats backwards should be thrown in woodchippers.
 
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Law said:
I have 37 sinks and no bathrooms. Here's a silver patcoin.
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He looks even more smug in bas relief.
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Fantastic, I can practically feel the childing emanating from its smug countenance.

I give it a fat out of 10

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SwatTing #37 today folks. Fat even admits there was no visit.
Tweet , seems archive is down
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That's exactly the thing, at this point it's nothing but an inconvenience. What would be the point of doing this day after day if it was an a-log stalker?

By now nobody has anything to gain from this garbage except god damned Patrick Tomlinson himself trying to wrack up a swat tally he can bandy around and wave in people's face like a faggot.
 
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i'm not convinced people understand how authentically overweight 'rick is. are none of you getting it through your pea-sized brains that patrick s. tomlinson is one FAT god damn fucking pig??

he even says it himself (hat tip to porsalin). nobody can dispute reality now, except maybe the oinker himself.

(image upload/attachment isn't working for me right now so there's a link)
 
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