🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Anti Snigger]

Does this guy have narcolepsy or something? This is getting ridiculous!

He is fat

 

[Forgetful Kiwi]

Are there any books or board games in the house?

Stuart little 2 on DVD, Mouse trap and Jons bible

 

[Anti Snigger]

Jesus Jon, don't go super saiyan so quickly

 

[AncientPhosphur]

What did sleeping fatty get?

 

[Lowercase I internet]

Quality is shit when I try to zoom in, so just click on it for a clearer image. First real draft of the iceburg. Thanks for your contributions



Edit: Forgot to add the incident in 1992 where Sylvia raped and killed two girls behind an Arby's.

 

[JengaJimothy]

*Screeches and throws lids*
"Yow know Im gowna hab a six pack and it wiwl be frickin awesum"

 

[Aristides]

Vance was rambling at the Bedroom 2 camera by himself for the second time. It was clear he was mid-rant when the camera switched over and we missed part of it.



"It's looking real grim right now. It's looking grim, I ain't gonna lie. But my mind is more clear than ever... and uh, I definitely see a clear path to victory. Crack the code." He then leaves the bedroom and the camera cuts away.

 

[Gottahavemysips]

Does this guy have narcolepsy or something? This is getting ridiculous!

Seriously. At first I assumed some sort of withdrawal, but it's nearly been a week with no change in behavior. Even for a fat dude, he's astonishingly low energy.

 

[Locker Boy]

This nigga Jon just said he had a 6 or 8 pack as a kid. Truly an astonishing autist

Vance was rambling at the Bedroom 2 camera by himself for the second time. It was clear he was mid-rant when the camera switched over and we missed most of it.

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"It's looking real grim right now. It's looking grim, I ain't gonna lie. But my mind is more clear than ever... and uh, I definitely see a clear path to victory. Crack the code." He then leaves the bedroom and the camera cuts away.

Wance is [LOCKED IN]

 

[Anti Snigger]

This nigga Jon just said he had a 6 or 8 pack as a kid. Truly an astonishing autist

As long as "kid" includes early teens that's not completely ridiculous

 

[stink rink]

As long as "kid" includes early teens that's not completely ridiculous

i believe he prefaced it with "little" so it's another wetawded lie on his part

 

[Anti Snigger]

i believe he prefaced it with "little" so it's another wetawded lie on his part

Ah in that case, that's dumb

 

[Clotso Coof]

Jon and Vance doing sets of pushups, while fat Sylvia watches in a chair.

 

[curbside2]

Once the website is up I would pay money for Sam to go in there and hammerfist sleeping Mauro in the face.

 

[TheGreatDodongus]

As long as "kid" includes early teens that's not completely ridiculous

He mentioned in an earlier tall tale that he had it as early as six. He also doubted that he could take his six year old self on in a fight, as he was "too cwazy". Jon just says shit.

 

[Got Milk!]

It sounded like Jon just said his friend looks trooned out. I think he meant toned but not sure.

 

[arcann]

Saying female is like saying bitches according to letty lmfao

 

[Sneedifarms]

Saying female is like saying bitches according to letty lmfao

wonder what she thinks of femoid.

 

[stink rink]

Saying female is like saying bitches according to letty lmfao

i just associate it with worldstar daquan sneakerhead normies

 

[Anti Snigger]

Saying female is like saying bitches according to letty lmfao

If only a crazed group hadn't hijacked and diluted the word woman, maybe don't blame us bros for this.