DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Wtf... He's gone full-blown paranoid.



His explanation doesn't make any sense either; he says Jasper "alerts" like that when Kat comes home. So... why leave the stream then? What's so special about it? Does he have to change her diapers or something?

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It continues: projecting his own paranoia on a goddamn cat...



Not his fault. Nothing he could do.

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What on earth is this man doing?

 
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Comma said:
Wtf... He's gone full-blown paranoid.

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His explanation doesn't make any sense either; he says Jasper "alerts" like that when Kat comes home. So... why leave the stream then? What's so special about it? Does he have to change her diapers or something?

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Yeah maybe you shouldn't have threatened people who show up at your house with a good time if you're going to act like a paranoid faggot Dave, the tough guy act loses a lot of its luster.
 
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Piece of Peace said:
Yeah maybe you shouldn't have threatened people who show up at your house with a good time if you're going to act like a paranoid faggot Dave, the tough guy act loses a lot of its luster.
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He should be safe though. If Jasper Kitty is "alerting" he might just fuck anybody up if they try anything...........well he would if he had any fucking front claws.

Can we oficially say that the mental health arc has started now? He has become more and more unginged since the interview and this little display was really something else to behold.
 
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Comma said:
Wtf... He's gone full-blown paranoid.

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His explanation doesn't make any sense either; he says Jasper "alerts" like that when Kat comes home. So... why leave the stream then? What's so special about it? Does he have to change her diapers or something?

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because Khet wasn't scheduled to come home yet! She was scheduled to work from X-Y hours. he knows her schedule like the back of his hand. any time something happens out of said schedule he cant handle.. It ruffles his autism.
 
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Comma said:
Wtf... He's gone full-blown paranoid.

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His explanation doesn't make any sense either; he says Jasper "alerts" like that when Kat comes home. So... why leave the stream then? What's so special about it? Does he have to change her diapers or something?
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Called it. Also, Dave, I highly doubt Jasper will alert you to an intruder, it isn't a dog. You're still unprotected if AJ or OIC wants to crawl through that window.
 
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Comma said:
Wtf... He's gone full-blown paranoid.

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His explanation doesn't make any sense either; he says Jasper "alerts" like that when Kat comes home. So... why leave the stream then? What's so special about it? Does he have to change her diapers or something?

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Not his fault. Nothing he could do.
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Better get to sharpening those hatchets, Phil. I want to see you flipping them around like Shaw Brothers film with your Snort Fu.
 
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Comma said:
Wtf... He's gone full-blown paranoid.

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His explanation doesn't make any sense either; he says Jasper "alerts" like that when Kat comes home. So... why leave the stream then? What's so special about it? Does he have to change her diapers or something?

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It continues: projecting his own paranoia on a goddamn cat...

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Not his fault. Nothing he could do.

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What on earth is this man doing?

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He's starting to act like he owes money to the mob and he's late on a payment.
 
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Comma said:
Wtf... He's gone full-blown paranoid.

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His explanation doesn't make any sense either; he says Jasper "alerts" like that when Kat comes home. So... why leave the stream then? What's so special about it? Does he have to change her diapers or something?

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It continues: projecting his own paranoia on a goddamn cat...

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Not his fault. Nothing he could do.

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What on earth is this man doing?

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Remember when OIC hinted that he was in Seattle and Phil acted the exact same way? He was getting up, glancing at the window, making sure his wife 👎 walked in.

The fact that he uses Jasper as an attack animal is new. "Beware of the Cat". Read the sign. And I'll bet the ax moved just a tiny bit closer to his office.

But what's really great is that once again he talked shit online and now he's hiding in the baths. 16 fucking years of this and he hasn't learned. It's your old friend, Phil! The consequences of your own actions! Seriously how many enemies has he made just from not shutting his fat fucking mouth? FGC, Twitch admins, Machinima, various whalechairs. even the fucking ANTS. It could literally be anyone coming to do him in.
 
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TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
He's trying to rope in more dents with the same pity story he always tells.

Speaking of same old shit, look who's going to try cooking again? Come off it, Phil. We all know you just said "you wife" to cover your stupid ass when the food turns out like shit. And you blame her anyways when she fucks up her cooking, so why are you doing this?

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Lolol

Two things I unironically like about Phil.

1: The proud way he always says “Muh WIFE!” As if to say: “I made it guys! Real ahdult here!”

2: The proud, shiteating grin he always has when he comes up with a new idea. It doesn’t matter if it’s a new hat, a lame gimmick, or the cure for cancer. Phil has an IDEA!

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I almost feel sorry for Phil. Imagine waking up in the morning next to a 400lb horse after seeing this pic.

Thank god Phil’s sex drive is all gone, or poor Panda would be violated in his imagination every time the Horse starts sniffing Phil’s crotch and kicking her heels.
 
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