🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[stink rink]

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the camera is a fucked up invention. she doesn't look nearly as blimp-y in this

 

[Sneedifarms]

The cut to Simmons reading out loud by himself about Bill Gates while they talk downstairs about shit or whatever was very funny

simmons is definitely one of those types of guys who isn't able to read in his head.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

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She looks worse than the first time I ever tried to paint eyes on my Imperial Guard 40k models

 

[the fall of man]

jon stay the fuck away from that succubus

 

[Frogget-me-not]

jon: have you guys ever tried mounting us
everyone: ...what
jon: mountanus.
letty: ...mountain nuts?

DEEZ NUTS

LIGMA BAAAAAAALLS

 

[TheGreatDodongus]

simmons is definitely one of those types of guys who isn't able to read in his head.

No internal monologue, Jon's the same way. Literal NPC behavior, although in Simmons' case it's genetic due to being a bugman.

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

She looks worse than the first time I ever tried to paint eyes on my Imperial Guard 40k models

I’d hit it…with artillery.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

Does anyone else remember when Sam and Jon were talking alone last night? Jon said something completely unintelligible in his mushmouth and Sam tried his best to repeat it back exactly. Jon, a little stunned, goes "What?" and Sam goes "What?" and quickly changes the subject and moves on. Gold

 

[the fall of man]

No internal monologue, Jon's the same way. Literal NPC behavior, although in Simmons' case it's genetic due to being a bugman.

reading the jobs biography or whatever the fuck that was was tiger mom behavior and absolutely an epic troll on both of them

 

[ChunkyKong]

Jon- "If someone died while I was here I wouldn't feel bad."
Vance -"You wouldn't go back? "
Jon- "They're already dead"

Cut to Sylvia rummaging through her drawer

Updated with vid

 

[DWN 018]

Who would be the most outrageous winner? In my eyes it'd be Mauro considering he does fuck all.

 

[stink rink]

Who would be the most outrageous winner? In my eyes it'd be Mauro considering he does fuck all.

damiel since he died in a tragic flushing accident

 

[KPO12-43 Again]

Does anyone else remember when Sam and Jon were talking alone last night? Jon said something completely unintelligible in his mushmouth and Sam tried his best to repeat it back exactly. Jon, a little stunned, goes "What?" and Sam goes "What?" and quickly changes the subject and moves on. Gold

 

[DankSmoker]

Oh lawd, Sylvia is one of those types that unironically have a "BITCH" hat.

How much clothing did she bring? She changes like three times a day.

 

[Anti Snigger]

Jon- "If someone died while I was here I wouldn't feel bad."
Vance -"You wouldn't go back? "
Jon- "They're already dead"

Cut to Sylvia rummaging through her drawer

Updated with vid

 

[GatorAids]

>this whole thing is a setup to create the autistic Kwisatz Haderach

"I mustw nawt feaw, feaw is the mind kiwwew" - Jon getting his hand hooked up to a car battery by Sam

 

[ChunkyKong]

They should get Jon to do the audiobook for Simmons book

 

[stink rink]

They should get Jon to do the audiobook for Simmons book

and Simmons to act it out in drag

 

[the fall of man]

LETTY IS HYPE FOR POOP JUDGING

 

[The Real Me]

No internal monologue, Jon's the same way. Literal NPC behavior, although in Simmons' case it's genetic due to being a bugman.

Oh my god, there's no way it's actually real. I thought no internal monologue was a meme! You might as well not be human at that point.