🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[the fall of man]

There's a place for him at Walmart changing the bailer and doing cardboard and sandwich bales. Every person who's spent time in retail has worked with Jon.

look, every other autistic spasmo here is probably capable of suffering along in real life by just punching the clock and appearing normal (except josie, she's just a bewitched mannequin of some sort). jon is trying his hardest. please be patient. jon is giving 100% all the time.
also he's so far too autistic to get whatever std letty's high pickme energy is trying to bait him into, so i like him. better than everybody so far, maybe vance second

 

[Gaunt King Ithan Rilph]

You guys really don't like Mauro but his biggest sin is just being boring. He's not annoying like Damiel or Jon.

Yeah, but 'annoying' creates friction which leads to content. I just wish they had better sound setup so Jon's random screaming wouldn't rape my ears as hard.

 

[RedRage]

Unironically wondering why they didn't just make multiple YouTube channels, one for each room/camera once the site went down. And I would honestly prefer something like that; so I don't get 20 minutes of Sam shadowboxing with the occasional quick cut to the living room.

Wouldent need to go that far, IIRC Achievement hunter had a multicam setup on YouTube back when I watched them for streams, and I don't think it went through different channels.

 

[ProfDongs]

Jon is starting to fade without attention.

@RedRage I've seen AsianAndy use it before for IRL but it seems like its a very rarely used feature.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

I wonder if it's one of the crew ringing the doorbell to try to get one of them to trip up or if it's internet randos trying to get their 5 minutes.

 

[DankSmoker]

They were all genuinely surprised that the meat was still there thinking the sharks were going to clean it up then they grossed /ourgirl/ out contemplating about eating the rotting meat but only the moldy bits not the visibly rotted part sitting in probably fuel oil by now. They didn't understand the signification of the sharks dumping the garbage on the island counter. That house is going to get so fucking trashed and they don't even know it.

I'm still chuckling about that pizza Sam kicked under the fridge. Cant wait until they start getting pests.

 

[Anti Snigger]

I wonder if it's one of the crew ringing the doorbell to try to get one of them to trip up or if it's internet randos trying to get their 5 minutes.

I think they have a ring doorbell and crew walking to the basement door are triggering it

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

Simmons is such a fucking chad. Walks into a room, sits down, ignores you. Reads poorly at you until you leave.

 

[The Man With No Name]

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Hassle looks like he's never had anything but diarrhea.

 

[nut butter]

Youtube chat is set to members only, money sponge maneuver or sign the site is real close to coming back online?

I can chat, subscribers only dosen't mean paid members.

EDIT: Didn't see the members only switch when it happened.

 

[This Is Violence Now]

I can chat, subscribers only dosen't mean paid members.

It was members only for like 2 minutes.

 

[MidZeRo]

I would not let myself be within 50 feet of Jon operating a baler

As long as he lays the cardboard he'll be fine. I'm not even joking when I say I worked with a Jon. He was like one of only 3 people who could change a bail. The catch was it was like the only thing he could do.

 

[Anti Snigger]

As long as he lays the cardboard he'll be fine. I'm not even joking when I say I worked with a Jon. He was like one of only 3 people who could change a bail. The catch was it was like the only thing he could do.

Reminds me of something I read about how increased division of labor negatively impacts the retarded for some reason

 

[Kirby vacuums]

Jon has become a home builder in efforts to court letty.

letty "Is this fort unholy, we can hide from the cameras in here"

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

“Use the Twiwight book fow this. The Bible’s too howy for this.” -Jon

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Jon has become a home builder in efforts to court letty.

letty "Is this fort unholy, we can hide from the cameras in here"

If this fort's a rockin, don't come a knockin.

 

[CoolFool]

I don't see Jon flirting with Letty, he seems to just really want to build a fort.

 

[curbside2]

Jon has become a home builder in efforts to court letty.

letty "Is this fort unholy, we can hide from the cameras in here"

I genuinely don’t think Jon wants to court anyone. He wants to make fwends. You can say a lot a things about the guy but he sticks to his convictions.

 

[JengaJimothy]

I genuinely don’t think Jon wants to court anyone. He wants to make fwends. You can say a lot a things about the guy but he sticks to his convictions.

Letty is for sure trying to get with Jon tho

 

[Appetizer]

How long has Josie been wooping with her hand to her mouth like some native warrior? I just noticed it now while alt-tabbed.