🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[JengaJimothy]

Simmons almost setting the house on fire AGAIN by almost putting the hotpockets in with the paper sleeves
really how hard is it to understand to not put fucking paper in the oven?

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

lol these retards are using the microwave sleeves for the oven. how the fuck has simmons never had a hot pocket before

 

[The Blue Morpho]

Jon is yelling at Simmons even though he's the worst cook of the bunch. Its not Simmons fault they don't have hot pockets in Shandong

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

They had to send someone in to tell Simmons to not use the microwave sleeves ffs
"we hawve to wawch youw ass twenty fouw seven don't we" - Jon

"make sure when you are cooking simmons, yell IM COOKWING"

 

[Giant Machine]

When Simmons has to cook

 

[nut butter]

Simmons almost setting the house on fire AGAIN by almost putting the hotpockets in with the paper sleeves
really how hard is it to understand to not put fucking paper in the oven?

He's almost 30 too! What does he cook when he's by himself?

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

"One time I had this weetawded bus, uh, bawss."
Jon is gonna fight Simmons with th3 Holy Bible omfg

 

[timewave0]

How do these people even survive in their regular lives? They must exclusively use ubereats and microwavable slop.

 

[Enig]

He's almost 30 too! What does he cook when he's by himself?

He cooks plastic bags for his bathtub Simone treatment

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

"One time I had this weetawded bus, uh, bawss."

getting called a retard by walter jon jr made me belly laugh

 

[1-800-GAMBLER]

Simmons sounding like Chris

 

[hatefilledcunt]

How did these niggers make it out of highschool?

 

[Kirby vacuums]

the fort has been up for maybe an hour and its already become "unhowy"

 

[TheGreatDodongus]

Is this really the same Jon that was laying into Damiel not 12 hours ago for constantly picking on him, singling him out, and being a general bully? Golly

 

[CoolFool]

Letty is trying to flirt with Jon inside the fort by tickling his foot. Jon told Letty earlier that there is "no dirty time in the fort". He's mad that she's doing it anyways and telling Simmons to go inside the fort and deal with Letty. Lol Letty keeps getting denied.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Jesus, Jon is loud as hell.

 

[TwoToedTed]

Preach Jon

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

Jon is now spanking Simmons with his Bible. Homoeroticism intensifies.

 

[Sneedifarms]

is jon beating a faggot with the bible sacrilegious or based?

 

[Retink Retunk]

Jon chimps out and Bible bludgeons Simmons like a battered wife.