🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Star Platinum]

"dis TV show is da missing piece fwom my puzzle. i am gonna get famous"

 

[stink rink]

Did I hear Jon correctly? Does he have delusions of fame? Poor boy absolutely destroyed any chance of that. Unless he wants to become an olympic jumper/mic peaker.

 

[Locker Boy]

The few times Jon manages to have normal conversation, his voice kinda puts you to sleep in comparison to his screeches from hell

 

[C. Cactus]

The juxtaposition of Simmons being the wise sane one talking to Jon and how he was acting during the skits is so bizarre. How the hell are those the same person?

Maybe that's why he had to be Asian, so they could switch him out with a different actor and nobody would notice because they look the same.

 

[DustBuns]

Is Simmons listening to this drivel sincerely? What's going on here?

This is half real emotional learning coming out for him for the first time as an asian combined with his nature to struggle session as a Chinese national.

 

[King George III]

Is Simmons listening to this drivel sincerely? What's going on here?

Preventing another tard-out is a high priority for the safety of the other residents. Simmons is taking one for the team

Did I hear Jon correctly? Does he have delusions of fame? Poor boy absolutely destroyed any chance of that. Unless he wants to become an olympic jumper/mic peaker.

Special Olympics* Jumper.

 

[Anorexic Robot]

Afta dis Im gonna be a spaceman and fwy abuh da staws with my biwwion dowa space ship and awso da best fiyamen waw hewo

 

[GatorAids]

I would pay good money to see an argument between Jon and Alexander Gordon Jahans.

 

[Rayce Farelle]

>It's okay that you're struggling, because that's what heroes do.
Alright, that's it. My suspension of disbelief can only go so far.
Everybody is a plant. This is an elaborate troll. I AM TROLLED

 

[Sammich]

I'm not really a fan of Josie, but that stuffed animal reaction is ALMOST as wholesome as the organic bible study a couple hours ago. I'm worried that i'm actually starting to get a little invested in these people.

Seems like a good time to call it a night, you guys in this thread have made it a lot better as well.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

You can cut the sexual tension between those two like a knife. Jon initiated physical contact, btw

 

[Gutes Zeug 2.0]

"how do you usually release your stress?"

 

[Doppio Vinegar]

I think Jon's actually crying. Simmons was the only one to hear him out instead of provoking him further. The whole "Jon x Simmons" thing is funny, but I think these two might actually be good friends after this. I'm glad they had this talk, even if Jon was speaking complete nonsense through most of it.

 

[Nottafed]

Jordan Peterson came closest as an actual good role model for young men with his 12 Rules for Life book...and then his actions ruined it. Couldn't even clean his own damned room.
Its really sad that Jon is totally right about it... Andrew Tate is the best of nothing but terrible fucking choices.

 

[Anorexic Robot]

You can cut the sexual tension between those two like a knife. Jon initiated physical contact, btw

Hes using jesus powers to heal simmons homosexuality and chinese heritage

 

[I'm Not Racist Anymore]

bro hug, Jon was crying a bit.

 

[VitaminDsupplements]

Simmons was the only one to hear him out instead of provoking him further.

I wonder if the two of them having child-like dreams/aspirations will drive their bond further.

 

[Aristides]

I think Jon's actually crying.

Jon is at least sniveling and holding his head in his hands.

 

[Star Platinum]

Andrew Tate is the best of nothing but terrible fucking choices.

or people could just... fucking live their lives without having to subscribe to a grifter's McPhilosophy courses. i don't understand how these people end up in these parasocial idolation relationships but maybe that's because i have a father

 

[Gutes Zeug 2.0]

"Jason has kind of been a mentor"