🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Retink Retunk]

Why did the shark bring an air mattress?
EDIT: My only guess is that they're having mercy on Jon and his love of not sleeping in bedrooms.

Josie is in the living room now I think, so people probably bought her things. Genius move by the Sharks if that's the case.

 

[convulsion swell]

Holy shit that airbed filled up fast. They've gotten better since I last used one.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Josie is in the living room now I think, so people probably bought her things. Genius move by the Sharks if that's the case.

Nah Josie took the main suite (letty's old room).

 

[Master Wel]

Punished Jon, a man who has been physically fucked, only to be redeemed by the sneed of Andrew Tate

 

[C. Cactus]

Hell of a story to follow that up. Thought he was a homo, but if he got beaten to the point of death by nogs it makes more sense why he likes someone like Tate.

Yeah exactly, he said he couldn't walk afterwards, and that people have been stealing from him. Still don't believe everything he says but at least some of that was definitely true and I feel for the man.

 

[Targeted Individual]

This poor tard has really centered his *entire* adult life around Tate.

I guess he thinks that acting like tate compensates for his speech impediment.
I would've already killed my self if i talk the way he does tbh

 

[Retink Retunk]

Nah Josie took the main suite (letty's old room).

Who is in the living room then?

 

[King George III]

Jon knows; Letty=Slut. After his tard rage episode, I'm predicting she's switching targets to Vance. Will Vance prove to be as morally strong as Jon?

 

[Crungass]

"If I didn't find Andwew Tate when I did... I pwobably would've killed myself, to be honest." I'm so tired I think I'm hallucinating this conversation. This feels so insane, so perfectly like what Jon would say.

Shit like this might actually get Andrew's attention, touching moment retard saved by Tate

 

[Doppio Vinegar]

When the hell did Letty get there?

 

[Aristides]

Jon went from king shit to to emotionally destroyed in 2 hours. Simmons just wanted to do his shitty improv skits and now he's playing therapist for a retard.

He's overplayed his hand yet again. These two images are about one hour apart. From "I'm gon do whateva the fuck I want" to "If I didn't find Andwew Tate when I did, I pwobably would've killed myself."

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Hahahaha wait what.
First he took the 2 hot pockets down stairs then the inflated airbed?
Did they not have an extra outlet in the basement or was he just doing it in the living room for the lulz?

 

[BruceOfHeem]

The Horror

 

[Fish Boss]

probnably didnt want to risk blowing a fuse in the basement

 

[convulsion swell]

Must have snuck in while we were distracted by the bed.

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

A chud and a tranny become best friends... where have I seen that before?

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Who is in the living room then?

Jon has been sleeping on the couch because he thinks he's some shaolin monk who don't need no bed.
After they took Damien's mattress and paired people up he said he'd sleep on the bare bed frame.

 

[Anorexic Robot]

Jet looked pretty tired last time he walked in I wonder if that was for him. Hot pockets and an air mattress its like a childs sleepover starter kit

 

[DankSmoker]

Simmons giving Jon an existential crisis the first night they are paired up is not something I expected.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Yeah exactly, he said he couldn't walk afterwards, and that people have been stealing from him. Still don't believe everything he says but at least some of that was definitely true and I feel for the man.

Unless you're a complete degenerate like Ralph or a homeless druggy, being jumped will fuck you up even if it's not to the point of broken legs. When i lived in a worse part of town you'd see people who got fucked up from it time to time, and even if it's something that doesn't hinder their day to day, it looks grizzly with the fucked up eye swelling and shit.

I can imagine Jon was a soft guy before who was a Forest Gump type of guy. So getting his shit kicked in randomly probably fucked his brain.