Philosophy Tube / Oliver Lennard / Oliver "Olly" Thorn / Abigail Thorn - Breadtube's Patrick Bateman.

[AssignedEva]

This is intriguing.
This combined with his recent new impassioned rant about how he IS biologically female, how it took 'a hell of a lot to get here', and how if there was a door you could only walk through if you were female, he could walk through it.
Leads me to believe he may well have gotten ....the chop!

He's up at his parents rn, isn't he?
I think he's up there recovering. Mad bastards only gong and done it! LOL.

Either that or this particular usage of [RETARDED] just = a massive dildo.
Seriously though, think about it: think about his work ethic, think about how he's desperately trying to best Contra in one of their arenas, after constantly being mocked from all sides for being 'the Contra at home'.

I can see him running into this trying to get one up...by cutting his own cock off, lmfao it would be Olly.

Despite his feud against the NHS, he's demonstrated that he's happily, whole heartedly opted out of it and is not above getting his needs met with immediate effect elsewhere.
Significantly, it would also go some way to explaining why he's constantly moaning on about not being able to afford a house, despite it being insult-to-intelligence level obvious he could with his income.

IDK. He was swanning about on the Tube the other day (his big size 11 breaking he escalator incident) so I dont know if he's had time to pop into an OR..
But its a theory I enjoy for now.

I would give Ollie credit where credit is due for actually doing something surprising if he did get the chop. It seems like something he wouldn't do - he doesn't have dysphoria, and he seems quite proud of what he still refers to as "the hog", and has joked about buying viagra so he obviously still tries to use it. I'm of the opinion he'd very much not want to lose his tackle (maybe an orchiectomy - aka the snip, rather than the chop - because we've seen a lot of fence-sitting cows get that done and then be shocked to find their libido crashing through the floor and completely unrousable).

With that in mind, it'd be out of character if he started acting like having an amhole put in made him more of a woman or more biologically female, because up till now he's been leaning heavily on "I'm a biologically female woman because I say so" and therefore going back to transmedicalism ("you need surgery to be properly trans") would be entirely at odds with his usual spiel.

My gut instinct would be showing off his new [redacted] means he's got a new girlfriend (aka another trans woman who he's been on four dates with but they're so immature about the whole thing they're already calling each other girlfriends).

If he had any plans to turn his tube inside out, I can't imagine he'd go about it quietly.

Ollie likes to performatively pearl clutch. He had a big song and dance about "why do you assume I'm on hormones? why are you making assumptions about a trans woman's health? why do you think it's any of your business, when my health is a private personal matter?" when one of his fans mentioned it, completely forgetting he'd already made up some BS about having to wear big shapeless jackets to hide his transition when he was still "boymoding".

Ollie's M.O. in this scenario would be to drop lots and lots of hints about having an amhole but then act outraged that people are "fixated on my genitals" and "making outrageous assumptions about a trans woman's body" and "you wouldn't ask a cis person about their genitals" etc etc before eventually acknowledging it because he couldn't help himself. I think he'd have teased a lot more about a mystery medical procedure again if that was the case though.

 

[scathefire]

Ollie likes to performatively pearl clutch. He had a big song and dance about "why do you assume I'm on hormones? why are you making assumptions about a trans woman's health? why do you think it's any of your business, when my health is a private personal matter?" when one of his fans mentioned it, completely forgetting he'd already made up some BS about having to wear big shapeless jackets to hide his transition when he was still "boymoding".

Ollie's M.O. in this scenario would be to drop lots and lots of hints about having an amhole but then act outraged that people are "fixated on my genitals" and "making outrageous assumptions about a trans woman's body" and "you wouldn't ask a cis person about their genitals" etc etc before eventually acknowledging it because he couldn't help himself. I think he'd have teased a lot more about a mystery medical procedure again if that was the case though.

He's Mr. "I'm going to continuously tease that I know something you don't" and simultaneously "How DARE you inquire into what I'm hinting at?" It's so obnoxious and get old real fast. It's all just a ploy for attention.

 

[fax machine]

My gut instinct would be showing off his new [redacted] means he's got a new girlfriend (aka another trans woman who he's been on four dates with but they're so immature about the whole thing they're already calling each other girlfriends).

Speaking of...

Bringing us to the following:

PT has been posting a lot about this cat lately. In anticipation, before the cat was acquired:



And three days later, in response to @IzzyWinterz, MtF OnlyFans personality with nearly 200k Twitter followers, who showed up to the NYC Nebula premiere of The Prince in February and just happened to get a new cat.



Are they dating? Kind of sounds like it. Or else he'd namedrop Izzy incessantly the way he namedrops Paris Lees at every chance to clout chase. [REDACTING] is his move for things he perceives as too personal to reveal but too juicy to keep quiet.



Whether serious or not, he keeps teasing it.

On another note, Claire was still RT'ing and replying to PT recently, so maybe it's an open/poly situation like T4T so often is.

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

Yesterday was the big 3-0 for Choob.
Chooby's birthday food:

Some people had pointed out his hair looks especially thin and ratty here, being generous he either hadn't had a chance to wash it or literally just washed it. Either way it has been looking pretty lank for a while. Glasses, also, not sure what he's going for, the frames are weird. Mostly I'm just wondering where he gets clothing items like these pink silk PJs in a large men's size? Surely he gets stuff custom made or really does buy from places that cater to drag queens and crossdressers.

Just in case you forgot he is a female woman.
I'm not much of a fashionista so I don't have any clever comments about his outfit except it's not that awful. It's a million times better than the usual fetish fare, though the smirk makes up for it. I think he might have been up visiting his parents during his birthday but not sure.

 

[AfghanBlue]

That reply about ‘my landlord turning me out’ is SO painfully irritating.
Thinks he’s fucking Cathy Come Home.

Mf sometimes people are allowed to ask for their house back with loads of notice and you have loads of money.
The pretending not to be rich for some reason might be the most nauseating aspect of his personality and that takes some doing.

Lmao that breakfast. What is it with troons and not only not being able to cook, but not being able to even position something nicely even when the food itself is not gross?

Sort that thing out. It looks like a fucking brogue sitting on a plate.
He looks better in the Italian.
Maybe he is up with his parents, and borrowed the dress from Mater, because it looks both quite nice and quite old, but most importantly not absolute BooHoo junk.
Maybe she’s a tall lady and he hasn’t bust it through. We know he’s very much not above forcing himself into it anyway.
Perhaps the zip on the back is all the way down but Olly just thinks that’s more sexy

 

[Swole McPole]

Ollie's M.O. in this scenario would be to drop lots and lots of hints about having an amhole but then act outraged that people are "fixated on my genitals" and "making outrageous assumptions about a trans woman's body" and "you wouldn't ask a cis person about their genitals" etc etc

You wouldn't ask a cis person about their genitals because you know what they have. It'd be redundant. 99.99999 times out of 100, men would have a penis and women would have a vagina.
That said, I've got no interest whatsoever in learning about whatever mutilated abortion a troon thinks passes for genitalia. I know enough that I want to avoid it at all costs.

 

[Pube Dandruff]

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Genuine guffaw. At first glance I thought this was a glimpse of some surprise SuPErHOT transbian burfday dayyyyte. But this is meant to be him? Imagine employing a filter that works so hard to make you look less mannish that it disguises your very recognisibility (AND fails to address the size of your gargantuan forehead.) You're a fucking embarrassment Oliver, never change!

Happy hitting the wall day! I hear that's what turning 30 is in misogynist parlance. (I'm sure you're familiar already though as a native speaker.) Please keep appropriating actual womens' experiences through your thoroughly manly MALE lens. It only makes your cause, your kind, and your motivations more obvious.

Flawless content, babes!

 

[Swimminglanes]

He wore that tacky frock at the kill James bond live show last year.
I didn't like it then and still don't.

What the fuck is Ollie wearing in that video clip?

On a woman all that tacky gold stuff would be on the hips, that's the whole point of the embellishment.

On him it's stretched across his mid torso. He needs to shop at the specialist drag queen places that make dresses for men. What an utter prat he is. What does he see in the mirror, because it's not what anyone else sees.

Devon seems to be wearing a playsuit. A garment as hideous as it's name implies and not to be worn by any one older than 12.

As for the fat fool in the red headscarf. No idea.

Can you imagine being in a nice understated Italian restaurant when a giant troon appears as a glittery apparition. Where would you look!

 

[frap]

Happy birthday Chube and congrats on looking a solid decade and a half older than any 30 year old female I've ever met. Quite the achievement.

 

[Mudkipcorn]

The Prince has been remastered.

Spoiler: Short blog about 'The Prince: Special Edition' from Nebula's CEO

Now streaming: Abigail Thorn’s The Prince, fully remastered, with a full behind-the-scenes video and a Q&A with Jessie Gender.

Leading up to the original release, we recognized that there were areas we’d like to give a bit more polish. This is a filmed live performance; not everything goes perfectly, and not every microphone stays where it’s supposed to. None of these issues were showstoppers, and in the spirit of theater, the show must go on.

However, we feel that The Prince is an important piece of art, and part of our responsibility as stewards is to ensure that it’s preserved in the best state possible, so immediately after release we set ourselves to the task of adding the polish we believe the play deserves.

In the original cut, some of the audio came out distorted or muffled. Probably from a mic coming untaped and rubbing against costume. Mike Wuerth and Graham Hearther, two of the producers on the Nebula Studios team (and both audio engineering masters in their own right), did an incredible job of cleaning up the tracks. The show was filmed over two nights, so Mike was able to use the audio from the second night to fix some microphone problems. Graham went through and precision-adjusted EQ to improve intelligibility in some areas. All of this with a careful eye on not encroaching on any of the actors’ performances.

The lighting design of the stage isn’t always easy to capture on camera. Ryan Alva, our resident colorist, pulled in the original raw footage and gave every shot a more intentional color-grade. Not to change anything, but to make the experience more immersive and theatrical.

We also made a few small edits to the timing of camera changes, since a camera lingering too long on an stage actor can unintentionally weaken the performance through missing context.

But wait, there’s more! Also included now are a half-hour making-of documentary, taking you behind the scenes of the entire process, and a 42-minute Q&A with Abi, hosted by Jessie Gender.

This isn’t a George Lucas overhaul. We think the end result is a cleaner, more immersive and enjoyable experience. When I told Abi we were doing it, she insisted that it wasn’t necessary — that the original release was already great. I appreciate her indulging us and letting us finish what we started. It was worth it.

PT said he didn't want it, but the Nebula people insisted on touching up the audio and lighting in places. I won't be watching that shit again, but apparently is accompanied by a new 30 minuted 'making of' documentary and a 42 minute Q&A with Olly facilitated by Jessie Gender (minor trans youtuber). That might include some prize PT moments, if anyone has Nebula.

 

[Tombigbee]

 

[Nigor]

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Lol at that 3d model that barely looks like him, it's like a virtual buffalo bill

 

[AssignedEva]

Yesterday was the big 3-0 for Choob.
Chooby's birthday food:
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Some people had pointed out his hair looks especially thin and ratty here, being generous he either hadn't had a chance to wash it or literally just washed it. Either way it has been looking pretty lank for a while. Glasses, also, not sure what he's going for, the frames are weird. Mostly I'm just wondering where he gets clothing items like these pink silk PJs in a large men's size? Surely he gets stuff custom made or really does buy from places that cater to drag queens and crossdressers.
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Just in case you forgot he is a female woman.
I'm not much of a fashionista so I don't have any clever comments about his outfit except it's not that awful. It's a million times better than the usual fetish fare, though the smirk makes up for it. I think he might have been up visiting his parents during his birthday but not sure.

Women's pyjama suits aren't very form fitted, and given men don't have hips or busts they can squeeze into a surprising amount of womenswear (as Ollie keeps distressingly proving). Where it's probably struggling is round his shoulders, but he has that kimono robe on.

What he doesn't do is get much stuff custom - tonnes of his costumes and event outfits come from the likes of Boohoo, Lipsy, Club L London... I think the only reason he doesn't seem to wear Primark is because he has a point of reference for that (because they also sell men's clothes) whereas he's clueless about womenswear. I wouldn't be shocked if some of his stuff in videos was Shein with the labels cut out, since Brian the stylist is obviously given a limited budget and is phoning it in.

I wish we could see if that was a monogram or just a brand logo on the breast pocket. You can get personalised pink satin pyjama suits very cheaply (the huns love a "bridesmaid pyjama set" for their wedding breakfast/bride getting ready photo) for about £20. Ollie has started splashing out a bit more - he's got the money to do it, so although an actual woman with his budget and lifestyle would likely opt to spend a fair bit more on special, higher quality clothes, he's now stretching to around £100 for some pieces (which, bear in mind he's a blokey bloke, probably feels ludicrous to him that a dress could cost £100 when he could get four decent shirts for that before or a cheapo suit he could wear repeatedly when it's hard to repeat dresses too regularly). Something about the subtle piping, the collar, the cuffs and the lack of cheap-polysatin-sheen makes me think these jimjams probably sat comfortably around that pricepoint. I'd be inclined to say maybe John Lewis, but unless someone took the pyjamas elsewhere to get them embroidered it's probably from an Etsy store or something (I doubt he's splashing out on Rixo and the like).

More important than his pyjamas is the breakfast. A dried out kipper on overdone rubbery scrambled eggs on a burnt fried slice? It's so dry and salty, I'd turn down the champagne and chug water. That breakfast is supposed to look more like this:

I would have been inclined to think he had kippers for his posed birthday breakfast photo just to amp up the "what ho, I am really British" angle, but the fact he's slapped it on a fried slice makes me think he did genuinely opt for it. A fried slice isn't very ladylike, Ollie. I do wonder who cooked it for him and took the photo though, I can't imagine Mr and Mrs Lennard enabling Ollie and letting him sashay around the house in a robe all morning thinking he's one of the Mitford sisters.

He looks better in the Italian.
Maybe he is up with his parents, and borrowed the dress from Mater, because it looks both quite nice and quite old, but most importantly not absolute BooHoo junk.
Maybe she’s a tall lady and he hasn’t bust it through. We know he’s very much not above forcing himself into it anyway.
Perhaps the zip on the back is all the way down but Olly just thinks that’s more sexy

I'm 90% the dress is this Godiva number.

Ollie does love a bargain, it seems. Actually can't fault him on that. Whatever the dress is, it looks like it zips up at the side rather than the back, so he did manage to size up appropriately and get something that isn't straining at the seams! Unfortunately it is now gaping at the chest. He appears to have poorly stuffed his bra to give himself boobs without realising that the neckline gives this away.
Speaking of not realising things that give him away, he keeps uploading high resolution photographs on twitter which make the editing all the more noticeable

Please observe the weirdly discontinuous/lumpy edge of his face, the warping on the lights on the background and the fact that areas of high detail (like the eyes) have a grainy effect from a photograph in low lighting conditions, while areas of low detail are blurred to high heaven to make his skin look better. At this point I don't think he's even using FaceApp, I think he's just mucking about on the free version of FaceTune.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Can you imagine being in a nice understated Italian restaurant when a giant troon appears as a glittery apparition. Where would you look!

At the meatballs.

@frap I did not know until today that he was so young. It makes this thread even funnier knowing he's being clowned on by a bunch of people old enough to be his parents. Very cool, Oliver.

 

[scathefire]

. Glasses, also, not sure what he's going for, the frames are weird.

We'll just say he's been reclaiming round glasses from the character that evil bitch TERF queen JK Rowling created. Though they look so weird on him that it wouldn't even be worth it.

 

[Dr. Butt]

We'll just say he's been reclaiming round glasses from the character that evil bitch TERF queen JK Rowling created. Though they look so weird on him that it wouldn't even be worth it.

One of the most basic rules in fashion is that round glasses are for small faces. You're also supposed to match pointy faces with pointy glasses, round faces with round glasses, square faces with square glasses, and so on. I'm not even going to try making sense of Olly's decisions here.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Wow, that dress looks worse on the model.
Now that we know it’s cheap, I can only imagine how it actually looks (or feel) irl. So close, Tube.

Lol, look at the male cgi body.
Can’t hide those feet.
Has tube ever done any project that hasn’t been referred to by him as “secret”?
Has tube ever just had… an acting…job?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

facilitated by Jessie Gender (minor trans youtuber)

Has a misplaced somewhat dead thread here btw.

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I don't think mocap acting is going to work out very well for troons. The uncanny valley is going to plunge even more.

 

[cia-log]

can't imagine a project being very secret if it's got prince Blabbington from [REDACTED]town aboard

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

That Godiva dress is the first thing I've ever liked that he's worn. I like the look of pretty dresses but I know nothing about fashion, I just wear Chainsaw Man shirts and yoga pants.