Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

How long will Polissa last at her new apartment?

  • <1 month

    Votes: 4 4.5%
  • 1-2 months

    Votes: 22 24.7%
  • 2-4 months

    Votes: 20 22.5%
  • 4-6 months

    Votes: 33 37.1%
  • >6 months

    Votes: 10 11.2%

  • Total voters
    89
  • Poll closed .
Polissa, this is your social media manager speaking. I've got a brilliant idea for you: YouTube channel for trailer renovation!

No more blurry TikTok videos! You need to record all this in glorious HD! Help would come so much more quickly and abundantly if we could watch this in full screen! We need to be able to see all the details to fully appreciate the scope of the project!

I'm picturing Tub Trumpet livestreams. We can watch live as Polissa falls through a rotted floor! Live, as Joh flies into a rage after a chunk of ceiling falls on his head! Live, as a family of raccoons bursts out of a well-gnawed wall!

This trailer is the poster child for "hopelessly compromised structural integrity," and I love it. Nothing a little elbow grease and rainbow cookware can't fix, right? She's got a stove, so she's basically three-quarters there!
 
I think somebody else said this before, but Polly's Amazon list doesn't include things she needs but things she wishes she would need.

Tools and cooking utensil for a husband who is both an amazing handyman and cook, art supplies for th great artist she dreams of being, pointless knick knacks which in her head are "tasteful", cheesy dinner items for her dinner parties which never happen because she has no friends and can't cook, etc. Even the buttons that make her animals talk like humans are along these lines.

Her Amazon wishlist could give generations of psychological researchers endless work and insights.
 
I think somebody else said this before, but Polly's Amazon list doesn't include things she needs but things she wishes she would need.

Tools and cooking utensil for a husband who is both an amazing handyman and cook, art supplies for th great artist she dreams of being, pointless knick knacks which in her head are "tasteful", cheesy dinner items for her dinner parties which never happen because she has no friends and can't cook, etc. Even the buttons that make her animals talk like humans are along these lines.

Her Amazon wishlist could give generations of psychological researchers endless work and insights.
The art supplies and dedicating an entire room in a small space to "my studio" are definitely the best there. Accumulate endless shit to reassure her she's a real "creative", fingerpaint once or twice a year, bam, she's an "artist". Even the rare things she does show no improvement, practice, etc. It's always that narcissistic lens of herself as great, but actually doing things and getting better takes effort. I'm sure she has frequent rants about how jealous she is of others innate, magically sky dropped "talent" when she sees other's art. It's all the universe denying her things!
 
Polissa doesn't give a shit, her pets keep giving birth too even though she knows there are low cost spay and neuter programs available to her. She'd just rather spend $30 on taco bell than a one time investment for her pets' health.

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I can't figure out what she means by "...at the rabbis clinic every years." Is rabbis a typo for something, or is there a Jewish charity that provides low cost spay and neuter to poor people in Alabama for some reason?
I mean, look at this shit:

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I'd like an update from her on her jump rope to hula hoop journey.

I can't tell if her filters are just much worse this video or if she's gained weight, but dang. Gorl, you're not looking too good.
 
Polissa, this is your social media manager speaking. I've got a brilliant idea for you: YouTube channel for trailer renovation!

No more blurry TikTok videos! You need to record all this in glorious HD! Help would come so much more quickly and abundantly if we could watch this in full screen! We need to be able to see all the details to fully appreciate the scope of the project!
I'd watch. The other cows are boring AF right now. A fatty home makeover show would liven things right up!
 
Y'all asking for a hula hoop update...

Remember, it was 1-2 inches too small. She has to lose enough weight to fit it. Hence the jump rope.

We'll never see that hula hoop in action. Pour one out for the hula hoop. Hopefully it can rest in peace alongside the trumpet, forever whispering tales of the humpback whale that lumbers about Alabama screeching about conservatives and how help never comes.
 
Holy shit, her timing is phenomenal, I was really starting to get bored of her TikToks. I was not ready for the twist of the tub being IN THE BEDROOM. Didn't spy a trumpet though :(

I was going to ask if she'd gained weight... geez. Also, it never ceases to astound me how she literally can't say more than three words without having to gasp for breath. Bitch, you live like this?

ETA: I just rewatched and lord, the passive aggression is dripping off her when she says it's "just [her] and Josh". I'm guessing a relative set her straight that they weren't going to do all the fucking work while she sat on her ass.
 
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I can't figure out what she means by "...at the rabbis clinic every years." Is rabbis a typo for something, or is there a Jewish charity that provides low cost spay and neuter to poor people in Alabama for some reason?
she cant spell so rabies autocorrected to rabbi

there are no Jews in that part of Alabama
 
I dunno, I'm sort of jealous of her. Massive, massive housing problem in my country right now, I'm genuinely worried for my future, and if someone offered me a free shack for life, I'd take it and renovate the thing piece by scavenged piece, for however long it takes me, no matter what shape it's in to start with. A lot of people are going homeless right now, even ones with full time jobs and no debt.

The Polissas and Joshes of the world are maddening. You just know that whatever work they do in the house will be half arsed, and six months after moving in they'll be shrieking on social media that their aunt deliberatly trapped them in a building that's falling apart, AND NO HELP CAME.
 
I'm waiting for the I fell through the floor arc.

Roommate and I lived on old plantation land in what used to be a workers cottage. Everything redone except the floors. Zero subfloor. One day I stepped through the floor. Everyone was thankful af I am short otherwise I may have gotten a seriously sprained or broken foot/ankle.
My upper thigh was bruised af. You'd be surprised how much of your leg can fit through one of those thin ass planks when it's crashing through.
I now know what subfloors are. Houses this old are common here. Remodeled completely on the inside but leave the original floors... they make sure there's a fucking subfloor though.

It will be amazing. Crashing through the floor, subfloor, and her fatass dangling out of the bottom 😂😂😂
 
Even her ears are fat

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Never got to see if the trumpet’s there. F in chat. It is now just Casa de Inmundicia. That’s right - the House of Filth.)
Casa Sucia
Casa de Basura
El Basurero

The art supplies and dedicating an entire room in a small space to "my studio" are definitely the best there. Accumulate endless shit to reassure her she's a real "creative", fingerpaint once or twice a year, bam, she's an "artist". Even the rare things she does show no improvement, practice, etc. It's always that narcissistic lens of herself as great, but actually doing things and getting better takes effort. I'm sure she has frequent rants about how jealous she is of others innate, magically sky dropped "talent" when she sees other's art. It's all the universe denying her things!
I've been saying it for decades, now, but anybody who feels a genuine desire and drive to make art will make art. It doesn't matter if they're homeless, in jail, living in a mental institution, physically or intellectually disabled, burdened by heavy family responsibilities, or desperately poor—they will find a way to express that creative drive.

They don't need training or education; they don't need a dedicated workspace; they don't need a full complement of expensive art supplies; they don't need a market for what they make, or for anybody else to care about it at all. They will take whatever materials they have at hand, or can scavenge, and use those.

That Polissa has done scarcely any art since we started following her is not because she's poor and lives in a shitty house. She actually has a room in that shack they live in, right now, that she refers to as her "studio"—she mentioned it in one video—that she hardly ever uses because it's a mess. But instead of cleaning up the mess so she can make art, she loafs in bed all day.

She will (assuming they ever move into El Basurero) experience an initial burst of creativity, only to have it subside as she creates too much of a mess to continue working until she cleans it up—which she won't do, because she will always be able to find an excuse not to.

I can't figure out what she means by "...at the rabbis clinic every years." Is rabbis a typo for something, or is there a Jewish charity that provides low cost spay and neuter to poor people in Alabama for some reason?
I assume she means "rabies clinic," which is white trash for "low-cost vaccination clinic."

ETA: I just rewatched and lord, the passive aggression is dripping off her when she says it's "just [her] and Josh". I'm guessing a relative set her straight that they weren't going to do all the fucking work while she sat on her ass.
If there were any promises made to do the necessary repair work on El Basurero, I expect that they were limited to skilled work that neither Polissa or Josh is capable of. Nobody wants to spend their days off helping a scrounging loser who whines about everything, and her temperamental manchild husband, do basic cleaning-out and cleaning-up. They may offer use of their truck for a dump run, but they're going to expect the gruesome twosome to pack up everything and get it ready to go.

Polissa, of course, expects everything to be done for her, so it's hardly a surprise that she's snotty about having to clean out the trailer herself.
 
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Donate to the leantóir trumpa tub reno fund, clock app friends! I absolutely definitely won't spend your donation money on pizza and JD bowls, no matter what my increasingly corpulent appearance and the zero visible progress towards clearing this place out and moving in may suggest! :story:

I'm glad to see she's back to ebegging. I missed that side of her, and it'll give her mum a bit of a break from funding them if she can dupe some tiktokkers into becoming paypigs instead.
 
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