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[Falcon Sebben]

And what is Jack's obsession with all things political agendas in film, especially in a film about war as a result of politics?

It's just him combating wokeness and anything he finds personally offensive. It's a thing on a lot of right-wing sites because they find anything woke to be terrible.

I mean they're not wrong but Jagoff couldn't see stuff like that if it was staring him in the face or was super super obvious.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Movie about the occupation of Afghanistan & probably even sponsored by the DoD
"Movie is not about political Agenda"

Pretty much anything involving the military, except for movies portraying them as complete idiots, tends to get some love from the DoD. Usually one of their guys gets in the movie crew as a consultant. Basically every movie with even a touch of military, they're looking to use as recruitment propaganda. It is piss easy to get access to fun toys as long as your movie metaphorically sucks DoD dick.

 

[AnOminous]

I think its mainly for us bonglanders. The only way to get hold of a chuck steak that isn't pre-diced is to know a butcher, or get lucky at a butchers. Eye of round, how

A butcher will usually cut a roast into steaks for you if you ask. And if you have a decently sharp knife and a couple minutes you can do it yourself.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Jack is back on the go, reviewing the food a morbidly obese cripple fresh off a fourth stroke should be stuffing into their maw.



Check out the new inclusion in his review.

Spoiler: The Food

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

Check out the new inclusion in his review.

I can’t wait for his first wheelchair chimp out when he can’t roll into a spot he wants to go.

 

[breadandcircuses]

The food looks legit, but I can't imagine Jack getting the bruschetta antipasto.

"Where meat, Mommywife?! No meat no gud! Jacky want meat Mommywife! Waaa! Waaa! Waaa!"

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

I can’t wait for his first wheelchair chimp out when he can’t roll into a spot he wants to go.

Or he falls off his wheelchair and continues to roll.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Pretty much anything involving the military, except for movies portraying them as complete idiots, tends to get some love from the DoD. Usually one of their guys gets in the movie crew as a consultant. Basically every movie with even a touch of military, they're looking to use as recruitment propaganda. It is piss easy to get access to fun toys as long as your movie metaphorically sucks DoD dick.

This is totally a thing. The Navy said they had a sharp increase in recruitment when this song / video dropped:

Oh sorry, I mean this one:

Seriously. A Navy recruiter asked the band manager for a song that could act as a recruitment drive. After all the song "YMCA" increased attendance and Oliva Newton John's, "Let's Get Physical" increased the interest in the 80's fitness craze. Music drives society in more ways then one.

The food looks legit, but I can't imagine Jack getting the bruschetta antipasto.

"Where meat, Mommywife?! No meat no gud! Jacky want meat Mommywife! Waaa! Waaa! Waaa!"

Or the fucking tiramisu. After all the fuss he made in the nursing home about carbs.... here's more carbs.

Oh right... sugary carbs don't count it's only things like potatoes, corn, bread... of which there's a lot in those pictures. This faggot can't even lie convincingly.

 

[Pig Cups]

Or he falls off his wheelchair and continues to roll.

Like Diabeto? I could see Jack being fat enough to roll like that, yet he somehow manages to outlive half of everyone on this thread.

 

[breadandcircuses]

The next Jack on the Go, presented by Fatstradamus.

"*slurring* Meeeeeeaaaaaaaaa-tuh. Meat gud! Guuuuuuuuuuu-duh meat. *holds up kandy klaw twisted to look like three fingers are held up* Starssssssss... *drooling from droopy lip* Meeeeeeaaaaaaa-eeeee!"

 

[Trig.Point]

A butcher will usually cut a roast into steaks for you if you ask. And if you have a decently sharp knife and a couple minutes you can do it yourself.

It's hard to find decent butchers in the UK. Back in the 1990's British farmers, being retards entered into what was essentially a cartel with the supermarkets, totally fucking over independent butchers and suppliers. Once the butchers had all gone to the wall, the supermarkets of course fucked over the farmers.

This is what happens in the UK where a handful of huge landlords try to larp as 'business owners'. Farmer organisations in continental Europe and Ireland, made a point of keeping multiple buyers for their product viable, and the large supermarkets honest.

 

[ten dollars off]

Possible book title: [OBJ]-Oriented Cooking with Jack

 

[VenomPlug]

 

[Pig Cups]

Possible book title: [OBJ]-Oriented Cooking with Jack

He’s unoriginal as fuck, and constantly repeats ideas/methods/branding proven (to his face) to fail, sooo…

>The Best Cookbook You’ll Ever Buy!
-If he were creative, he could offer a special package that features a copy of the book and some sauces.

>GiveMe Foods
-Each chapter would focus on a different type of grub:
Chapter 1: GiveMe BBQ
Chapter 2: GiveMe Burgers
Chapter 3: GiveMe Chili
…and so on.

>Cooking With Jack
-The alternate would be Cooking With Jack: Recipes [or Favorites] From The Show. But again, he lacks the creativity to come up with something like that.

 

[The Early 2000s]

This man has no concept of self-awareness or inward reflection, holy fuck.
Also, speaking of precarious grips, how's that piece of atrophied muscle you call an arm doing, Jack? Still swollen and dead?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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Oh the fucking irony of a stroked out retard blaming fake sugar and energy drinks on his four strokes.

That and the whole Jesus thing.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

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As he lifts another slice of pizza into his drooping stroke face

 

[densedance]

As he lifts another slice of pizza into his drooping stroke face

Holding the piece in height up from his face so it falls down on his tongue while he's doing his impeccable Jack Trademark of tongue work.

 

[AnOminous]

As he lifts another slice of pizza into his drooping stroke face

His prehensile tongue is his only functioning extremity.

 

[p1138]

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HAHAHAHA, it's fucking amazing at this point. ChatGPT would beat Fatty in a test to see which is closer to sentient.

The only difference is Fatty would just wriggle around and yell about needing more meat instead of actually being able to do anything.