Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

[ResignedCustodes]

Ryan Dunn was too good for this gay earth, and despite his namesake Bam will go out with a whimper.

Are you kidding? He killed himself and someone else because he chose to drive drunk, needlessly. It's not like he couldn't afford a cab.
Guy was a dick, rest in piss.

 

[I_Am_Honor_Roll]

For Phoenix's sake, I hope they don't find Bam alive.

Let the kid have a future that doesn't involve more disappointment from those he is supposed to depend upon.

Enough already.

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

I can imagine a amish fucker stumbling into his innawoods shack and thinking hes some sort of a dang ol wendigo or wildman

Minor sperging but wendigo are supposed to be extremely emaciated and corpselike. He's got the palor and probably the smell, but big No on the emaciated

 

[Wesker]

For Phoenix's sake, I hope they don't find Bam alive.

Let the kid have a future that doesn't involve more disappointment from those he is supposed to depend upon.

Enough already.

I've been saying it for as long as I've followed Bam since he had a kid. Him dying, especially now, would benefit him. He's got two junkies parents.

I want the kid to get whatever is left of Bams money, and be placed in a good, White, foster home.

 

[Hiram Clarke Hustler]

I've been saying it for as long as I've followed Bam since he had a kid. Him dying, especially now, would benefit him. He's got two junkies parents.

I want the kid to get whatever is left of Bams money, and be placed in a good, White, foster home.

I’m assuming April and Phil would just take him and raise him.

 

[Wesker]

I’m assuming April and Phil would just take him and raise him.

I would normally agree with you, but those two boomers created and enabled Bam.

 

[Hiram Clarke Hustler]

I would normally agree with you, but those two boomers created and enabled Bam.

Very true but I doubt they would let that kid go without a fight even if it were to be potentially more beneficial for Phoenix.

 

[Goatchoker]

I would normally agree with you, but those two boomers created and enabled Bam.

Agreed BUT! Grandparents tend to try to do better for the second round of “kids” they get when they fully realize they fucked up the first set.
I mean, fuck, anything is better than bam as a dad.

 

[Wesker]

anything is better than bam as a dad.

Yeah, there's that. He would be raised better at an animal shelter than his fat drunk of a father around.

When he dies, the only memories he'll have of him as this guy that gets drunk in public who occasionally he was around.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I would normally agree with you, but those two boomers created and enabled Bam.

Yeah but you could see over time how it went from Phil getting pranked and freaking out like a normal dad, to getting pranked by his millionaire son and being like “ahaha, another excellent jest. Good one, Bam”

Maybe his parents should’ve Britney Spears’d him, but I think it was too late. So how do you control your idiot twenty something son when that idiot is the breadwinner?

 

[Funeral for a Furry]

Yeah, there's that. He would be raised better at an animal shelter than his fat drunk of a father around.

When he dies, the only memories he'll have of him as this guy that gets drunk in public who occasionally he was around.

Maybe they could pool all the lowcows into one area put thrm into a village and have them raise all there children in a collective fashion.

 

[Goatchoker]

Yeah but you could see over time how it went from Phil getting pranked and freaking out like a normal dad, to getting pranked by his millionaire son and being like “ahaha, another excellent jest. Good one, Bam”

Maybe his parents should’ve Britney Spears’d him, but I think it was too late. So how do you control your idiot twenty something son when that idiot is the breadwinner?

Let him buy a Porsche and sue the company lolol

 

[Ol' Slag]

Bam needs long term rehab and reconditioning.

Steve-o was in rehab for six months to a year of I remember the interview correctly.

The problem is that the rehab industry is shit. You either get a designer rehab where they are glorified hotels for you to get temporarily sober or they are shitholes. Finding a rehab that actually makes addict do the work to get sober and not bend to their every incessant need is a needle in a haystack.

Long term rehab with being cut off from the outside world for at least six months is his only shot. A rigorous schedule including manual labor and some religious(either actual or new age hippie bullshit) component is needed.

 

[Slur Generator]

Phill is not a evil man, he is just weak. He should have introduced Bam to the backhand when he started acting up but I think he would have been a troubled kid even if Phill was more strict with him. If Bam dies I dont think he would let his grandson turn up the same.
At this point the best thing Bam can do for his son is die because he does not have it in him to get better.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

He was the funniest part of all the CKY videos.

Agreed. He did this low budget straight to DVD special called Cattlebag that had some great moments.

 

[Goatchoker]

In other news. Till we get some confirmation about the whereabouts of the westchesterzombie……..

IMO: Funniest thing ever was when bam and crew put a fucking gator in aprils kitchen to try and make her swear and it’s still the best damn clip.
If anyone can embed it to break up the sad that is Bams life currently lol. Mobile fag today.

*ETA* this was so long ago when ape didn’t cuss and it was all good fun. Oh how the tables have turned

I know he fled home but which is worse? La, Vegas, or Pennsylvania? I feel like going home was the worst possible choice.

 

[Luigi Cadorna]

In other news. Till we get some confirmation about the whereabouts of the westchesterzombie……..

IMO: Funniest thing ever was when bam and crew put a fucking gator in aprils kitchen to try and make her swear and it’s still the best damn clip.
If anyone can embed it to break up the sad that is Bams life currently lol. Mobile fag today.

I know he fled home but which is worse? La, Vegas, or Pennsylvania? I feel like going home was the worst possible choice.

 

[Pig Cups]

Are you kidding? He killed himself and someone else because he chose to drive drunk, needlessly. It's not like he couldn't afford a cab.
Guy was a dick, rest in piss.

I like to put it very simply and effectively: He lived like an asshole, and died like an asshole.

We’ll probably be saying the same thing about Bam in due time.

 

[Law]

He was more interesting when he was a drug addict

Addicts always think they're interesting but addiction is boring and repetitive to outsiders.

Maybe they could pool all the lowcows into one area put thrm into a village and have them raise all there children in a collective fashion.

I'm Sam Hyde and welcome to Fishtank.

 

[Goatchoker]

Addicts always think they're interesting but addiction is boring and repetitive to outsiders.

I'm Sam Hyde and welcome to Fishtank.

I have a couple lists of people I’d put into the “Fishtank” if I won the lottery.
Seems like fun, being a puppet master.
Lolol.