🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[convulsion swell]

Current theory: Jon is a plant who doesn't know he is a plant. Sam found the most obnoxious fucking retard possible, and set up the true contest: Endure Him.

I would like to amend this theory: The fish must also prevent Jon from quitting voluntarily, and Damiel's "exposure" as a plant was a false flag to make people think they had already worked out all the shenanigans.

 

[This Is Violence Now]

Because you cried and whined like a dumb little girl about being scammed out of something when you haven't been and won't be. You're the type of retard to go to a restaurant, order a $15 burger, pay, leave a tip, say thank you and then got on Yelp like "food is overpriced"

I haven't been scammed cause I didn't get a season pass. I was just discussing the validity of others taking Sam to court over the situation I just described, and you got mad for no reason instead of presenting an argument for or against the case.

 

[SpruceEater]

Fat people are so fucking lazy, 1:44pm in the tank. Sylvie and Mauro still sleeping.

 

[Cave Fisher]

Jon and Simmons have a very heartful eye to eye right after the failed benchpress. They must be thinking of starting a family.
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Hopefully this gets streamed on its own site again because I could see these two getting caught fucking on camera.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

All of those believing that Jose will be turned on by the audience is wrong. The moment that site goes backup Josie will be gifted 70 snack boxes all at once. She will then use this treasure trove to buy the loyalty of the other fish becoming a cargo cult leader and they will offer her fidget spinners as tribute.

 

[Collections Agent]

Jon and Simmons have a very heartful eye to eye right after the failed benchpress. They must be thinking of starting a family.
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The amount of homoerotic energy is ludicrous between these two

 

[Frogget-me-not]

Maybe I would be convinced Josie was fake if I haven’t known three separate real people that are exactly like her (asian, artist, into guro/degeneracy, wiggles in her seat). However I do think she’s aware that her stims are accepted in this meta and she’s allowing her movements to go unfiltered instead of controlling them like a normal, non tard person. Female autists get really good at self control to appear normal during social interactions but can get really crazy once they let their guard down, and I think discord and e-girls have normalized it in such a way that terminally online girltards see nothing wrong (if anything, attracting positive attention) to tard out 24/7. Before social media, popular girls would bully them back into the retard closet whenever they got too weird.

If she was doing it for clout she would have stopped by now. I think it takes her more work to suppress her movement than to make her movements.

 

[Sneedifarms]

Before social media, popular girls would bully them back into the retard closet whenever they got too weird.

early and often...

 

[RedRage]

All of those believing that Jose will be turned on by the audience is wrong.

Who expected that? She almost completely ignored the TTS when it was on, save for laughing at some of them. People wanna spoil the squawtist cause its like giving a puppy a new toy. Its cute.

 

[Sneed or Death]

Maybe I world be convinced Josie was fake if I haven’t known three separate real people that are exactly like her.

You add to the fact that she's a zoomer, stuck in there without a phone or computer and it's completely reasonable that she's having a tic every 5 secs, she's probably used to constant stimulus. I'm not trying to white-knight her but the overanalyzing by the haters seems like an overreaction to the simps.

 

[Tad Loaf]

The moment that site goes backup

Got four more weeks before that happens

 

[Kikkoman]

bzzzt!

 

[No Face]

The tts speaker just started buzzing again and fishtank.live no longer links the youtube stream.

site potentially going up again soon

 

[janedoe]

i thought josie's autism was fake until i saw the type of shit she draws on instagram. all that disgusting guro shit is peak terminally online girlautism.

 

[Sneedifarms]

did the fucking hog seriously only wake up at 2pm? these retards are being treated too nicely, they should be up before the sun every single day like in boot camp.

 

[Rakovnik]

Sylvia the hog has finally woken up, Mauro still rests at 2pm Eastern

 

[Forester Moth]

i thought josie's autism was fake until i saw the type of shit she draws on instagram. all that disgusting guro shit is peak terminally online girlautism.

its pretty amazing, yeah?

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Bog hog has woken up. Imagine waking up to this in the morning after a drinking session.

 

[Blitzsneed]

Bog hog has woken up. Imagine waking up to this in the morning after a drinking session.

Sylvia the hog has finally woken up, Mauro still rests at 2pm Eastern

 

[CoolFool]

Simmons may be annoying but I will say he is the most patient with Jon and doesn't take Jon's spergouts personally. I think it's kind of cringy but also wholesome to see him talk Jon down or just listen to his stupid conspiracy theories. I hope they become good fwiends.