Containment 24-Julay-2016 Taint Megathread

[sheeezh]

Okay, so we know that the fucking subliminal video didn't actually split his fucking skin open
So what did?

 

[meatslab]

DAMN GURL, GO TO THE DOCTOR!!!!!

Someone pretend to be a gynecologist please so we can see whatever is going on with his gooch.

Edit: holy shit hahahahaha what did he do to himself?

 

[nhocgreen]

Calm down everyone.

He's probably emailed the photo to a gal-pal already.

 

[sheeezh]

Just had a look at the channel he linked, I reckon Chris should check out this video too

 

[Tenacious D]

That is absolutely fucking revolting. I'm ashamed of myself for reading it.

 

[Jack Awful]

I thought I was immune to Chris' bullshit but I am LITERALLY SCREAMING right now.
(Did anyone archive the pic BTW)

 

[Bunnii]

Guys, it's totally fine! Chris cured his autism! He probably knows what he's talking about.

 

[Loxiozzz]

"I have eased and cured the worst of my autism"-
Christine W. Chandler~

 

[WeeGee]

He's gonna mix what he thinks is his breast milk with his stored comeuppance and call it Nes-cwc.

 

[_blank_]

I remember back when I thought this was some kind of bizarre Coen brothers film I wandered into. After a while, it became a David Lynch film, but that's okay...

...today I have realized we are now in a Cronenberg film.

Spoiler: nsf people who haven't seen Videodrome

Anyway, my guess is...

Spoiler: nsfl thinking

Chris has been probably been pouring harsher antibacterials on his taint for weeks and he thinks the bleeding is from the massive gaping chemical burns he's given himself are newly formed labia.

 

[Kagome]

It's kind of scary how similar this is to PixyTeri's recent events.
She believes she is growing a penis and someone posed as a doctor on skype with her and got pics (or something similar).

 

[sheeezh]

If only there was a subliminal video to cure whatever the hell is wrong with Barb

 

[picklechips]

All that can possibly come to mind.
It sounds like something pretty horrifying is actually going on, but he is unable to see it as anything other than some sort of feminine miracle. Gross :[

 

[Bigbob123]

Hopefully Chris will post another picture of his goochy hole. I need to know how infected a groin wound needs to be that it looks like a vagina.

 

[Kev]

Is he retarded enough to believe a hole in his body is an actual vajajay?
Well, considering that may end up killing him, guess it's just natural selection at work.

 

[Quijibo69]

This is a great thread to read when eating.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

We don't think about it very much, but people with severe Downs Syndrome have kids. They fuck, get pregnant, and nine months later, show up to deliver. Many have no clue how the baby got in there and have no idea how it's coming out. I've heard this from a number of OB doctors and nurses.

We're months, maybe weeks, away from some poor nurse checking in a giant Virgina-grown tard insisting his labia isn't growing in correctly, and please ignore the cock. Times like this I truly think Chris is so Absolutley stupid that I agree with people saying he should have a handler, or be in an institution

 

[Rokko]

So, Phil claims to be accused of murder, and Chris is growing a vagina. Hopefully Phil tries to top that.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Spoiler: Imgur photo

Chris had the link wrong.

 

[Marvin]

The link is fixed.

Spoiler: DO NOT CLICK UNLESS YOU HATE YOURSELF