🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[ChunkyKong]

Daddy Jason had to tell Jon to stop breaking shit lol

 

[The Blue Morpho]

Sam is treating Jon like an actual retard now and its kind of sweet in a way. I don't think anyone realized how much of a dent this guy was until he just committed war crimes in the kitchen. If Letti keeps macking on Jon she should go to jail because he's too slow to consent.

 

[curbside2]

"Stop breaking shit, you can train in here."
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I think Jon may have earned some real respect from Sam taking the beating the other night. It’s like the opposite of Simmons. Simmons was yelled at to get out of the garage by Sam lol

 

[stink rink]

"Stop breaking shit, you can train in here."
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it's like dumbledore training voldemort. he will be our downfall.

 

[Goomatora]

Who's egg is breaking first? I have my money on Jimmons

 

[Hiphopopotamus]

I think Jon may have earned some real respect from Sam taking the beating the other night. It’s like the opposite of Simmons. Simmons was yelled at to get out of the garage by Sam lol

Simmons makes Sam genuinely uncomfortable since the tranny shit.
The garage is a dojo, don't bring negative energy into the dojo.

 

[King George III]

I just don't understand Simmons at all. Who in the fuck mops a rug? What is wrong with these "people"?

 

[stink rink]

I just don't understand Simmons at all. Who in the fuck mops a rug? What is wrong with these "people"?

some retard replying "zoomers" rn

 

[Clotso Coof]

Bag O' Cryin' Babies

 

[Meth Until Death]

Are there babies crying on stream? Am I hearing things?

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Jon is being trained for a self defense situation against Damiel. I'm going to put my money on Jon, I think he'll be able to tap into that pure retard strength.
Plus Damiel is a Grade A bitch

 

[Cuban Pete]

"I am NEVER getting my deposit back, am I."

It would be funny if one of these faggots tried to cook something on the stovetop and manage to burn the house down (in which everyone survives). Sam plays fast and loose with shity things that can be easily replaced but doesn't send his foot through a wall or crack granite. I can't wait to see Sam get felted by these destructive retards and have the whole show change to "let's fuck with his set and see how much we can get away with."

 

[King George III]

It's those fucking babies for high school health class. WELCOME TO HELL, FISHIES

 

[curbside2]

Post card from hell:

Sam swinging a trash bag of screaming babies

 

[FluorideHuffer]

LETTY COALBURNER CONFIRMED

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

"Who wants the black one?"
Letty immediately trying to burn the coal and pay the toll.

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

"Here Simmons, this one's the way you like it." Hands him an Asian baby.

 

[Blouie]

"Simmons just the way you like it"
LMAO

 

[The Periodic Gamer]

"Here Simmons, this one's the way you like it." Hands him an Asian baby.

A nude asian baby.

 

[Noble Redditor]

Someone on /tv/ is looking through the archives and found evidence of a second swatting on the night of the skits. He's posted screencaps, too

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Edit: looks to me like this is at night, and the first swatting happened during the day

Pretty crazy they have this footage because it wasn't being broadcast at the time. Someone must have accessed the database with the raw files.