Rowling Derangement Syndrome - "TERF/Woke Author Bad!!1"

[Der weiße Teufel]

"She called our thinking luxury beliefs guys, how could she enable such genocide?" Link / Archive
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And yes, it's a pooner. Hopefully the crisis hotline wasn't Trans Lifeline otherwise you'd be hanging up on those poor kids, lmao.

"Look at me, I'm so brave tweeting when JKR and her death squad are just waiting to invalidate my identity, and then I have to kill myself!"

 

[teriyakiburns]

"Look at me, I'm so brave tweeting when JKR and her death squad are just waiting to invalidate my identity, and then I have to kill myself!"

Meanwhile, JK continues to broadcast the plight of women in Iran, who face beatings, imprisonment, and potential death for *checks notes* removing a single item of clothing. Selfish bitches. Don't they know troons are literally being slaughtered by words?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

We now live in a timeline where JK Rowling is aware of the time TJ Kirk shoved a banana up his ass.

This is not something I expected when I was reading Sorcerer's Stone for the first time.

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Compassion? Yes, we should be compassionate for the mentally ill.
Support? Sure, mental health professionals should help them find themselves.
Validation? No, absolutely not.

 

[Privileged White Bitch]

A Harry Potter Tamagotchi has just been announced so, naturally, trannies and their allies are seething about it.

(No archive right now because it isn't working for me - if anyone else can manage to get one, I'd appreciate it!)

Spoiler: waaah, the existence of this kids' toy is literal trans genocide!!!

 

[Newman's Lovechild]

Bandai: "WHAT? WHAT DID YOU SAY? SORRY, CAN'T HEAR YOU WITH ALL THIS MONEY ROLLING IN!"

Also, wow, Tamagotchis are still a thing. I would've thought they'd just be a cellphone app by now, if they existed at all.

 

[JuanLee]

"A lot of us use Tamagotchi as an escapism from this kind of bigotry"

lol what.

The 5 Horsemen of the Apocalypse - War, Famine, Death, Pestilence and Tamagotchi. Who knew?!

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

"A lot of us use Tamagotchi as an escapism from this kind of bigotry"

lol what.

It's actually very good. Certainly better than entrusting troons with real living animals.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

"A lot of us use Tamagotchi as an escapism from this kind of bigotry"

WHAT FUCKING BIGOTRY, YOU TROGLODYTES HAVE MORE PRIVILEGES AND SPECIAL PERMISSIONS THAN LITERALLY ANY OTHER GROUP IN THIS COUNTRY. HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE ENTITLEMENT THESE CUNTS HAVE IS UNREAL.

 

[Prince Vegeta]

"A lot of us use Tamagotchi as an escapism from this kind of bigotry"

I can't wait for the great tamagochi boycott of 2023.

 

[1440p Curved Monitor]

Also, wow, Tamagotchis are still a thing. I would've thought they'd just be a cellphone app by now, if they existed at all.

The classic ones are big in Asia (tamagotchis of anime characters from current popular shows are constantly made) and the modern ones have cool functionalities like cameras, visiting other tamagotchis, games, and selective breeding.

 

[ASeabear8952]

A Harry Potter Tamagotchi has just been announced so, naturally, trannies and their allies are seething about it.
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(No archive right now because it isn't working for me - if anyone else can manage to get one, I'd appreciate it!)

Spoiler: waaah, the existence of this kids' toy is literal trans genocide!!!

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Based Japan not caring about people’s feelings once again.

 

[LimeRikki]

"WHY DOESNT THIS JAPANESE COMPANY MAKE PRIDE MERCH TO COUNTER THE TERF MERCH??? THIS IS PEAK TRANSPHOBIA"

Literally, not catering to these peoples every feeling is bigotry.

What a bunch of fucking spoiled brats.

 

[Stoicism Is For Losers]

I bet you Bandai doesn't give a single fuck about tranny drama in the west, they just make products and saw a lucrative opportunity to collaborate with a massive media franchise.

 

[Wendigo Whorehouse]

I bet you Bandai doesn't give a single fuck about tranny drama in the west, they just make products and saw a lucrative opportunity to collaborate with a massive media franchise.

Considering how an internationally beloved franchise like Harry Potter got an extra boost in popularity thanks to HL, it would make sense that they'd want a piece of that pie while the numbers are still up. Troon drama, while extremely loud, is still a very small entity in comparison.

 

[GilaCutter]

I'd sell trans pride flag colored rope that can bear the weight of a human being but it probably wouldn't be worth all the shit I'd get for it.

 

[Still Exceptional]

I haven't owned a Tamagotchi since I was 11. Maybe I'll buy one just to contribute to the salt.

Hell, pissing off trannies might become a valid marketing tactic in the future!

 

[SandyCat]

A Harry Potter Tamagotchi has just been announced so, naturally, trannies and their allies are seething about it.
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(No archive right now because it isn't working for me - if anyone else can manage to get one, I'd appreciate it!)

Spoiler: waaah, the existence of this kids' toy is literal trans genocide!!!

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"This feels violent"

My man thinks a tamagachi is gonna stab him to death

 

[Finger Pistols]

A Harry Potter Tamagotchi has just been announced so, naturally, trannies and their allies are seething about it.
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(No archive right now because it isn't working for me - if anyone else can manage to get one, I'd appreciate it!)

Spoiler: waaah, the existence of this kids' toy is literal trans genocide!!!

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I just hope that the success from these Harry Potter products encourage companies to make more. Not because I like anything Harry Potter related. I just enjoy watching troons seethe, cope and dialate over an imaginary silly wizard boy (They'll never be real wizards).

 

[Johnny Salami]

A Harry Potter Tamagotchi has just been announced so, naturally, trannies and their allies are seething about it.
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(No archive right now because it isn't working for me - if anyone else can manage to get one, I'd appreciate it!)

Spoiler: waaah, the existence of this kids' toy is literal trans genocide!!!

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The Harry Potter/Digimon crossover is finally happening.

Bandai: "WHAT? WHAT DID YOU SAY? SORRY, CAN'T HEAR YOU WITH ALL THIS MONEY ROLLING IN!"

Also, wow, Tamagotchis are still a thing. I would've thought they'd just be a cellphone app by now, if they existed at all.

Bandai still makes them for Digimon ( its just Tamagotchi for boys). They have an app for battling

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

A Harry Potter Tamagotchi has just been announced so, naturally, trannies and their allies are seething about it.
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(No archive right now because it isn't working for me - if anyone else can manage to get one, I'd appreciate it!)

Spoiler: waaah, the existence of this kids' toy is literal trans genocide!!!

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I agree, they should make a trans Tomogatchi. It’s a keychain, so you can hang it anywhere you like!